Shit, I knew that wouldn't post

Source: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Published: Dec 30, 2024
Author: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Post Date: 2024-12-30 12:50:55 by Esso
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What is Purple Gold: Your Ultimate Guide

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Poster Comment:

Purple wedding ring image

Purple gold is what they call an intermetallic. Kind of like a cross between metal and ceramic. It's not malleable like gold/silver alloys.

I wanted to get Kimmy a purple gold wedding band, like the one in the picture above, for Christmas this year to go with the engagement ring I had made for her last year, but finding one is proving to be challenging, to say the least. By the time I'm done with this quest, I'll have a PhD in metallurgy. I'd like to get this done before one of us dies.

We're most likely to just have a private ceremony of commitment with friends and what little family we have left, rather than a State/Govt wedding. We'd have some pretty severe tax consequences and the estate planning would be a nightmare. We like things the way they are now and are hesitant to mess with that too much.

We want Dakmar to preside over the ceremony, Sling Blade would be my best man and Doc's sister would be the bride's maid.

Kim saw the search I was doing for 'purple gold wedding band for her' when Google popped up the recent searches when she was looking for something yesterday. It was supposed to be a secret, but the cat's out of the bag now.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar, Sling Blade, 4um (#0)

Mentioned in 'Poster Comment' above.

We want Dakmar to preside over the ceremony, Sling Blade would be my best man and Doc's sister would be the bride's maid.

The after party would be lit. @DJLJ (SB) could be the DJ.

Getting the three of you together in the same place at the same time would be a logistical nightmare though.

Esso posted on 2024-12-30 13:03:23   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Horse    To: Esso (#1)

Trying to think of something funny to say without offending at least one of you. Best I could think of was how did you take advantage of Doc Kimmy?

Congratulations!

Horse posted on 2024-12-30 13:10:16   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#2)

Trying to think of something funny to say without offending at least one of you.

After being in the Killin' Zone as long as we have, we've got pretty tough hides.

Best I could think of was how did you take advantage of Doc Kimmy?

Every way possible. I'm still finding new ways. We met at a roller skating rink when we were kids in the 1970s. I was 18, she was 15. We drifted apart when I went east, then way east. She found me through my hospital records just before Thanksgiving 2023. We were apart for 43 or 44 years.

My tax-babe said, "Isn't that against the HIPPA rules?"

I told Christa, "Shit, I've signed so many release forms while I was in treatment and rehab, YOU could call the hospital and have access to them!"

Congratulations!

Thanks, man.

Esso posted on 2024-12-30 13:58:28   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Sling Blade    To: Esso (#0)

You have to make it purple with other metals

Sling Blade posted on 2024-12-31 11:13:19   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Dakmar    To: Sling Blade, Kim (#4)

why don't I get any love around here? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-12-31 20:17:10   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: Phinehas, 4um (#0)

It was supposed to be a secret, but the cat's out of the bag now.

Phinehas is my older sister, the (former) big rig driver. She drives a Subaru now, 'nuff said. j/k

Ping to my unholy intentions...

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 18:50:54   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: Pinguinite, 4um (#0)

I'm in love, with a girl!

It'd be cool for you to be at my pseudo-wedding in my pseudo-life

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 22:34:22   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#7)

Well... Congrats! It'd be an honor to attend but any wedding locations within any of the 50 US states or federal territories may mean the ceremony would need to be held in a fed detention center as that may be where they drag me after they arrest me at the airport.

I mean, hell, I'm sure I've made them angrier than any J6er peon has.

But maybe a virtual presence would work!

Pinguinite posted on 2025-01-02 23:29:33   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#7)

Purple gold. I watched a video on that some time ago. Pretty cool stuff, and as you also saw, reportedly hard to work with.

Pinguinite posted on 2025-01-02 23:30:41   Reply   Private Reply