Freedom4um - Article

#1: Esso To: Kimmy, Sling Blade, Dakmar, noone2222, ghostrider, watchman, 4um (#0)

@DJLJ's (SB) probably doing his DJ gig downtown at Tronic (O'Sullivans) tonight.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 16:16:23 Reply Private Reply

#2: Esso To: All (#1)

(Edit) I also don't want to die alone naked watching something like this. X-rated, but EweToob certified.

I guess it's art or something.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 16:18:09 Reply Private Reply

#3: Esso To: All (#2)

RIP, Toby. It always scares me when someone my age or younger dies. I figure I'm about 15 years past my use-by date. That's why I never take my skivvies and T-shirt off.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 16:37:15 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: noone2222, Horse, 4um (#3)

I was talking to my sister up near Chicago while having a smoke in the garage, when I got done, I went inside to take a leak. When I got done I glanced at the mirror and saw what I thought was a gray hair.

I grabbed at it, thankfully, it was only dryer lint or maybe a spider web. I thought I was a goner for a second. My life flashed before my eyes.

I also noticed my hair is about an inch or so long. Kimmy said something about that last weekend. She likes me high and tight. Maybe I'll break out the FlowBee tomorrow. Last time was around Thanksgiving.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 18:40:02 Reply Private Reply

#5: ghostrider To: Esso (#4)

I don't worry about gray hairs, can't see them for the white ones. Bigfoot gets mistaken for sasquatch yeti never complains.

ghostrider posted on 2025-01-02 19:36:23 Reply Private Reply

#6: Esso To: ghostrider (#5)

I don't worry about gray hairs, can't see them for the white ones.

I don't. My hair down below is turning is turning white as is my facial hair that me and Doc shave off. It's hot when Doc shaves me, I reciprocate with her legs. I'm going to buy Kim a straight razor to do my face for her birthday later this month. It's a great leap of faith putting a knife in the hands of a physician, but the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941) was the motivation for that.

I had to leave a lot out of this post. There's nothing weird going on, just two lovers reliving time lost.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 20:34:40 Reply Private Reply

#7: Esso To: All (#0)

Seeing Mock and Daisy in matching jammies isn't the best thing for me...

Daisy Opens Up About Her Dysfunctional Family

I can't watch it.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 21:05:12 Reply Private Reply

#8: Esso To: All (#7)

I can't watch it.

Give me those polished WS6 Trans Am wheels any day of the week...

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 21:15:50 Reply Private Reply

#9: Esso To: Kimmy (#8)

(Edit) I just came in from the garage after a smoke and my too long hair is magnificent. Text pic on the way.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 21:26:59 Reply Private Reply

#10: Esso To: All (#9)

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 21:43:19 Reply Private Reply

#11: Esso To: Kim, 4um (#10)

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 21:58:53 Reply Private Reply

#12: ghostrider To: Esso (#6)

Last time I shaved was March 4, 2003, haircuts are occasional at best and then I just run over it the barber kit I got back in 1996. I've shaved my wife but never her legs.

ghostrider posted on 2025-01-02 22:17:16 Reply Private Reply

#13: Esso To: ghostrider (#12)

I've shaved my wife but never her legs.

Doc likes me shaved close. I'll let her do me with up top with a straight razor, anywhere else, not so much.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 22:45:52 Reply Private Reply

#14: Esso To: ghostrider (#12)

Last time I shaved was March 4, 2003

I've gotta know.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 22:48:10 Reply Private Reply

#15: Esso To: ghostrider (#12)

Last time I shaved was March 4, 2003, haircuts are occasional at best and then I just run over it the barber kit I got back in 1996

OK, you're a hippy chicken farmer, I can live with that.

Back in my day, I had to be ready to roll in a moments notice.

It was a lot cheaper than paying Gina $20/week in the 80s

I've never gone back. I'd send you a picture of me, but it might turn you gay. Kimmy wouldn't like that.

(Edit) Gina couldn't cut hair for shit, but she had big tits. She was fun to ride, but I needed a decent haircut.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 23:09:56 Reply Private Reply

#16: Esso To: Sling Blade, 4um (#15)

My ex-wife was molested by her father, when she was a little girl, not unlike like the last President of the United States of America's daughter was.

I love you and the Squirt so bad... STAND FUCKING OPPOSED, DJLJ.

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 23:41:00 Reply Private Reply

#17: Esso To: Lady X, 4um (#16)

I love all you guys...

Esso posted on 2025-01-02 23:55:18 Reply Private Reply

#18: Esso To: Lady X (#17)

I love you Karen. Kim does too.

Esso posted on 2025-01-03 00:17:04 Reply Private Reply

#19: Esso To: Dakmar (#18)

My Dad's oldest sister was a stern, rotund gal. One from California, not so much...

J/k, there wasn't internet or AI in 1976.

Esso posted on 2025-01-03 00:29:33 Reply Private Reply

#20: The_Rock To: Esso (#19)

The_Rock posted on 2025-01-03 00:35:34 Reply Private Reply

#21: Esso To: All (#19)

Will we ever know the truth behind what happened on New Year’s?: Kat Timpf

Esso posted on 2025-01-03 00:41:59 Reply Private Reply

#22: Esso To: The_Rock (#20)

Pie Eat So, not Pee-Zo crystals have a very limited use other than creating a spark, not unlike the one used to light your gas grill.

(Edit) Why is your Leftist government pushing nuclear war movies?

The Sum of All Fears

The Hunt for Red October

Crimson Tide

Etcetera, joo lover?

Esso posted on 2025-01-03 00:57:01 Reply Private Reply

#23: Esso To: All (#22)

Watch this for a change, it might help you.
Carole Lombard was a Fort Wayne resident before helping the wwII war effort when she died in a plane crash near Las Vegas...

(Edit) There's a bridge that leads into downtown that used to be named after her until the renamed it after MLK. That was a base-camp for the St. Floyd rioters.

My buddy Todd Fick was downtown hobnobbing with President Reagan during the flood of whenever that gave Fort Wayne another nickname of the "city that saved itself."

I didn't see anything about the flood or the pic of Todd hugging Ronald Reagan on the wiki page anymore.

Whatever, Todd was a good friend of mine, 'The chick magnet".

Esso posted on 2025-01-03 01:28:58 Reply Private Reply

#24: ghostrider To: Esso (#15)

People will go out of their way to ignore the presents of a homeless person; I find it works great to keep others from bugging me while I shop.

ghostrider posted on 2025-01-03 08:08:22 Reply Private Reply

#25: noone2222 To: Esso (#3)

I never take my skivvies and T-shirt off.

I hope everyone gets your senile sense of humor ! I enjoy it.

noone2222 posted on 2025-01-03 09:10:41 Reply Private Reply

#26: noone2222 To: Esso (#2)

Repent ya old drunk !@

noone2222 posted on 2025-01-03 09:15:10 Reply Private Reply

#27: Esso To: noone2222, 4um (#26)

Repent ya old drunk !

Four hours before Taco Friday?

NEVER!

Esso posted on 2025-01-03 14:10:16 Reply Private Reply

#28: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

J/k, there wasn't internet or AI in 1976.

Was too. Owsley built the first one in '71.

Dakmar posted on 2025-01-03 20:55:46 Reply Private Reply

#29: Dakmar To: Horse, noone2222, Esso (#26)

In case you don't know, singing Stone Temple Pilot's "Plush" really loud while grocery shopping can earn bonus points if captured on iPhone. Sorry all you Android losers.

Dakmar posted on 2025-01-03 21:07:33 Reply Private Reply

Source:	Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Published:	Jan 2, 2025
Author:	Eric Church
Post Date:	2025-01-02 16:05:29 by Esso
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