DOGE Cancelled $8.2 M Cow Fart Inspectors Contract

Source: https://x.com/ProjectConstitu/status/1891359709732712930
Published: Feb 17, 2025
Author: Horse
Post Date: 2025-02-17 22:02:55 by Horse
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Project Constitution @ProjectConstitu

🚨 BREAKING: DOGE just dropped the hammer on an $8.2M USDA contract for "Cow Farts"! 📷

Turns out, the project was for "environmental compliance services" to study what? Cow Farts! 📷📷Yep, you heard that right - your tax dollars were about to fund the ultimate in climate science: collecting cow emissions for the "Climate Smart Commodities" initiative.

Guess we'll have to find another way to make our cows eco-friendly. #MoooveOverMethane #DOGEfficiency #NoMoreCowFarts

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#1: watchman    To: Horse (#0)

$8.2M USDA contract for "Cow Farts"!

Heck. For a measly 1M I will provide a 15-year study stating that cows don't fart or burp.

Once the manure is expelled and placed back in an anerobic digester, it does make copious amounts of methane.

I'll take a check or cash, no plastic.

watchman posted on 2025-02-17 23:17:43   Reply   Private Reply