DOGE Cancels US Dept. of Agriculture Grant: Cow Farts

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Published: Feb 22, 2025
Author: Horse
Post Date: 2025-02-22 10:46:52 by Horse
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The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has dropped the hammer on a Grant to none other than Bill Gates, by the US Department of Agriculture, for "Environmental Compliance Services" - to collect . . . . ahem . . . . cow farts.

Yes, you read that right - your tax dollars were about to fund the ultimate in climate science: collecting cow emissions for the "Climate Smart Commodities" initiative.

Guess we'll have to find another way to make our cows eco-friendly.

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#1: ghostrider    To: Horse (#0)

The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has dropped the hammer on a Grant to none other than Bill Gates, by the US Department of Agriculture, for "Environmental Compliance Services" - to collect . . . . ahem . . . . cow farts.

Breathe deep the gathering gloom Watch lights fade from every room Bedsitter people look back and lament Another day's useless energy spent Impassioned lovers wrestle as one; Lonely man cries for love and has none; New mother picks up and suckles her son; Senior citizens wish they were young

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night Removes the colours from our sight Red is grey is yellow white But we decide which is right And which is an illusion

ghostrider posted on 2025-02-22 13:10:33   Reply   Private Reply

#2: BTP Holdings    To: ghostrider (#1)

I had a dog when I was a kid in Chicago. When we fed that dog Strongheart dog food the dog made some stinky farts. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2025-02-22 16:36:14   Reply   Private Reply

#3: ghostrider    To: BTP Holdings (#2)

I'm sure you were holding your own wearing that bath towel cape yelling "I am the queef meister!"

ghostrider posted on 2025-02-22 22:26:10   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Pigpen    To: Horse (#0)

So when do our taxes plummet as a result of all of this?

Pigpen posted on 2025-02-23 00:10:49   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Horse    To: Pigpen (#4)

ve a $2 trillion deficit. If we are lucky, the dollar does not die and we avoid blood in the streets.

Horse posted on 2025-02-23 02:21:56   Reply   Private Reply

#6: watchman    To: Horse (#5)

we avoid blood in the streets.

Not gonna happen...

Reread the Pike letter.

Consult once more the Deagel report.

Recall Trump said...he's a snake that will bite and kill an old woman.

Read (for the first time) Rev. 6:8

watchman posted on 2025-02-23 07:39:40   Reply   Private Reply

#7: BTP Holdings    To: watchman (#6)

Washington's vision at Valley Forge is also right up there. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2025-02-23 08:46:59   Reply   Private Reply

#8: watchman    To: BTP Holdings (#7)

Washington's vision at Valley Forge

I'm not familiar with his vison.

Wasn't he a Mason? What did he see?

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#9: BTP Holdings    To: watchman (#8)

Washington's vision at Valley Forge

I'm not familiar with his vison.

They say it was a work of fiction. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2025-02-27 09:47:19   Reply   Private Reply

#10: titorite    To: Horse (#0)

I hear eating them helps reduce their emissions.

titorite posted on 2025-02-27 13:27:10   Reply   Private Reply

#11: ghostrider    To: titorite (#10)

Funny I'm cooking a roast on the grill even as I type, just put the onions carrots and celery in the mix will be serving at 4:15.

ghostrider posted on 2025-02-27 16:46:25   Reply   Private Reply