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#1: Esso    To: Horse (#0)

The airbag in the 2007 Honda fit I was in an accident in Nov2013, broke my sternum, lacerated my spleen and knocked all my teeth loose.
The other injuries included a broken back/neck, subdural effusion and hematoma (brain bleeding and leaking spinal fluid) and a little cut on my left pinky finger.
The MDs told my wife I wasn't expected to survive, and if I did, I'd never be able to walk, talk or function as a normal person again. My wife filed for divorce the next day.
Less than six months later I met a new GF and was getting laid.

I didn't want to go to my neighbor Angie's funeral alone last June, and Kim was working that Saturday, so I asked my ex-wife to go with me. She had lived across the street from Angie with me for about 20 years.
When we got back to my house we were talking outside when she made a pass at me and said, "Let's go upstairs."
I told her, "Nah, Kim's going to be here soon, I don't think she'd approve."

I guess that pretty-boy, male pediatric nurse that she married didn't turn out to be as chic as she had planned. The gals apparently aren't getting along anymore.

LOL.


Esso posted on 2025-10-25 10:41:41   Reply   Private Reply