Kimmy is on my knee, watching it, controlling it.
I just spent $27,000 on three metal roofs. Two on Chris' house and my shop, which the smallest.
His 49 y/o wife just died, which I gave him the the proceeds of three gold eagles, $3,200/ea, $9.600 for the funeral.
His roof on his house was leaking. I was the contractor so many years ago. He wanted metal roofs this time.
I knew he couldn't afford shit, so I had my little shop roof added on. Three structures $27k.
I told Chris I'd pay for the works if he paid me back at JPM's rate they pay me on a $100,000+ account, 0.01% (0%), rather than the 8+% for a loan for him.
My knee got tired and Kimmy's doesn't understand the math. That's why Dakmar exists for MDs.
OK, three roofs $27k, divided by three equals $9,000 each.
Chris owes me $9k + $9k = $18,000 at 0% interest.
24 months = $750/mo
36 months = $500/mo
48 months = $375/mo
60 months = $300/mo
I'm gonna try to get Chris to set up a bank account and have it taken out of his paycheck.
I don't need the fuckin' money, he can give it to his son to fix up my house when I'm dead.
Run those numbers through an interest calculator. I'm giving Chris and and his son the best deal of their lives of 0.00% interest.
My mother charged me 10.0% (about half the going rate, as the era of Carter wore on) to build my $25,000 house that I'm living in now.
#1: ghostrider To: Esso (#0)
ghostrider posted on 2025-10-26 10:16:43 Reply Private Reply