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Happy birthday, Horse!

Source:	Horse & Esso's calendar
Published:	2025-11-24
Author:	Pacman
Post Date:	2025-11-24 14:42:20 by Esso
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Dan claims to be 80 today, but those of us in the know, know it's actually north of 350 years, which he staunchly denies.

Since photography wasn't invented until the 1800s, it's tough to prove my claim, aside from the Twilight Zone episode Rod Serling made about him in 1960 before I was born.

Since I was brought up to respect my elders, I'll play along with him today.

HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY, HORSE!

My calendar said it was actually yesterday, but what's +/- one day in a 127,837+ day life?

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#1: Esso To: Horse (#0)

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Esso posted on 2025-11-24 14:49:05 Reply Private Reply

#2: Esso To: All (#1)

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Esso posted on 2025-11-24 14:50:42 Reply Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2025-11-24 16:52:11 Reply Private Reply

#4: Horse To: Esso (#3)

I was born at the Alameda Naval hospital in Oakland, California in 1945. I remember going to George Peabody elementary school in 4th grade in 1953

on 7th Ave in SF. The schools before that were a blur. My second step-father was a professional bank robber so we moved around a lot.

All those visions I had as a child were the summer before third grade and in the third grade in Miss Miller's class at a school in SF whose name I don't remember.

I remember her because she was really good looking. I remember living on 48th Ave in the Richmond district near the beach.

Those birth and school records should be easy to trace. If people started believing I was 350 years-old, they might think I was a Zombie.

I do believe the End of this Age has to start soon because I am 80 and it has to happen in my lifetime.

I do not believe the End of the Age is as most people think it will be. American Indians have records of the End of several civilizations before this one.

True, a lot of people will die but we are going to get a Golden Age after this one. All religions promise a new life. Christians and Muslims believe in

resurrection. Asians in reincarnation.

Horse posted on 2025-11-24 17:23:27 Reply Private Reply

#5: Esso To: All (#3)

That's the truth. I blinked and it was time for Kimmy to leave for work Monday morning.

We're actually going to get two days together this weekend because of Thanksgiving, Friday night through Sunday.

My sister got off the ventilator last weekend after 12 days. She can't talk after having that tube down her throat, but Dorothy seems to think she's doing better and might be released in a week or so.

There giving her breathing and minor physical therapy, range-of-motion type stuff. She was able to sit on the edge of the bed today. She's still on a feeding tube which I assume means IV.

Esso posted on 2025-11-24 17:49:40 Reply Private Reply

#6: Esso To: Horse (#4)

"stone disappoints tourists" [Pic that didn't post]

That was a pic of Plymouth Rock inscribed with the number '1620'.

The caption read: Plymouth Rock, disappointing tourists since 1620.

"If people started believing I was 350 years-old, they might think I was a Zombie."

I'm just teasing. I doubt too many people think you're 350 y/o.

"My second step-father was a professional bank robber so we moved around a lot."

That's interesting.

My great-great-great uncle Alferd Packer was the "Colorado Cannibal."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Packer [I was told the correct spelling was 'Alferd.']

Esso posted on 2025-11-24 18:11:08 Reply Private Reply