Somali fraudsters are skimming their own bribes, hilarious.

Source: https://citizenwatchreport.com/somali-fraudsters-are-skimming-their-own-bribes-hilarious/
Published: 2026-01-15
Author: Horse
Post Date: 2026-01-15 09:02:27 by Horse
Views: 70


TheBlaze
@theblaze
Treasury Sec. Bessent tells
@christopherrufo
one of the many shocking fraud stories out of MN: "One of the Somali fraudsters tried to bribe a juror with $120,000. As it turned out, she had been given $200,000 to bribe the juror and she skimmed $80,000."
Watch https://x.com/i/status/2010749556183494745
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Senators Want To Ban Chinese Students From Government Labs

by Tyler Durden

Eleven US senators wrote to Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Tuesday seeking to ban Chinese nationals from US national labs - contending that their access undermines the United States' position in the artificial intelligence (AI) race. 

The DOE notably oversees 17 national laboratories and funds research to advance various technologies, including energy, environmental, nuclear, and others. In November, President Donald Trump ordered the DOE to launch 'Genesis Mission,' with a goal of coordinating a national effort to accelerate AI innovation "comparable in urgency and ambition to the Manhattan Project."

In their letter, the Senators expressed concern over the thousands of Chinese nationals who have access to these national lab sites, which contain sensitive information and technology. In FY2024, around 3,200 Chinese nationals were approved for such access, which the lawmakers noted does not include lawful permanent residents of the United States, "which means there are likely hundreds, perhaps thousands, more individual Chinese citizens working in our labs," they wrote.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/us-senators-want-ban-chinese-students-government-labs

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Are Deportations Making Affordability A Winning Issue For The GOP?

by Tyler Durden

Democrats entered 2026 confident they could make “affordability” the rallying cry that would win back suburban voters and propel them back into the majority. But an inconvenient political twist has upended that plan: Donald Trump is the one actually delivering on affordability - and doing it in ways his opponents are almost certain to despise.

The foundation of this shift is the administration’s aggressive crackdown on immigration. ICE deportations under Trump have sharply reduced the number of illegal migrants in the country - which, according to the White House - is easing the enormous housing demand that exploded under Joe Biden thanks to his open borders policies. 

In short, rents and home prices in many major metro areas are becoming more affordable. Though we would of course note that correlation is not necessarily causation!!

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/are-deportations-making-affordability-winning-issue-gop

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#1: Horse    To: Horse (#0)

Witloff Announces the Start of the 2nd Phase of ther "Gaza Peace Plan"

Authored by Ryan Morgan via The Epoch Times 

Presidential peace envoy Steve Witkoff, on Jan. 14, announced the start of the second phase of President Donald Trump’s Gaza peace plan.

In an X post on Wednesday, Witkoff said the second phase will move Gaza from an initial cease-fire into a period that will see the demilitarization of Hamas and the establishment of a technocratic governance model.

He said the second phase will also see the start of reconstruction for the war-torn territory. 

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/witkoff-announces-start-2nd-phase-gaza-peace-plan

(HOW ABOUT REBUILDING AMERICAN BRIDGES AND CITIES?)

Horse posted on 2026-01-15 09:03:31   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Horse (#0)

You think Somalis don't know how Somalis operate?

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-01-15 09:06:03   Reply   Private Reply


#3: ghostrider    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#2)

I had to get passports stamped with visas from the Philippine consulate it was around nine in the morning the gal said they will be ready around 11:30 I slid a Jackson across the counter and asked if it could be done now she pushed the twenty back across the counter to me grabbed the passports and very forcefully stamped the visas. if looks could kill I would have died a violent death. me speaking to her in Tagalog tipped her off I knew how things worked inside the Philippines. any time one had to get police clearance stamps one didn't get shit done unless you bought a fortune plant from them.

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#4: Esso    To: ghostrider (#3)

The idea of you speaking Tagalog really struck me as funny. I'm not sure why. I haven't even mastered English yet.
Maybe I should lay off the tea and switch to Kim's booze or I won't be able to sleep tonight.



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#5: Prefrontal Vortex    To: ghostrider (#3)

Southeast Asians are basically yellow Mexicans.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-01-18 10:58:53   Reply   Private Reply