Alternate title: Why Kristi Noem should have been banging me instead of some married guy when she found out her "husband" was a cross dressing faggot pedophile.
I knew something was up when Trump fired Noem a couple weeks ago.
I'm not married, so if she needed dicq, she could've called me. There wouldn't be a scandal.
When she got caught, all she would've had to say was, "Of course I'm banging Pacman. He's single, straight, knows his way around a vijayjay, he's charming and delightful and a good cook."
"My sex life is my business, so back off, fake news. End of story. Full stop."
My arthritis is bad today with this cold, damp weather, and I'm not inclined to waste a bunch of time looking up sources and typing all day.
I'll let Miriam and and Amy Jo fill you in on the details. [Starts at 00:06:00 to ~00:27:00] Comedy gold.
Of course I'll have to refer Kristi to Dr. Kimmy to get checked out for STDs. Better safe than sorry.
The before & after pictures of Noem are striking. She doesn't look anything like she used to before fucking with her face.
I need to get out of this cesspit. I'm getting dizzy.
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Esso posted on 2026-04-01 12:17:05 Reply Private Reply
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A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hadn't had a customer for a while, so she whistled at him and said,
"Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?"
The old man said, "But I won't be able to..."
"C'mon man.... give it a try..." she said.
The old man agreed. They went in. The moment they got to the bed, the old timer became a machine and made passionate love to her for an hour straight.
When he was done, the prostitute caught her breath. Exhausted and tired, she said, "But you said you won't be able to...."
"...pay you," completed the old man.
Esso posted on 2026-04-01 12:19:50 Reply Private Reply
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Australia holds 30% of the world's uranium reserves. It is the Saudi Arabia of the Southern Hemisphere, yet it refuses to lift mining prohibitions in key regions, refuses to recognize U as a critical mineral, and refuses to lift the ban on nuclear energy.
Radium girls...
Esso posted on 2026-04-01 12:41:48 Reply Private Reply
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Odd for a homo/pedo to admit he's wrong...
Esso posted on 2026-04-01 12:54:14 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2026-04-01 12:54:56 Reply Private Reply
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ghostrider posted on 2026-04-01 18:08:23 Reply Private Reply