End of the World Wednesday

Source: Freedom4um
Published: 2026-04-29
Author: Various
Post Date: 2026-04-29 07:54:44 by Esso
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#1: Esso    To: ghostrider (#0)

Frost warning Friday night Saturday morning. Maybe I can put in my tomato plant next week.
Cleaned out my refrigerator of all the empty jars and ten y/o junk. I should go to the store tomorrow to get ready for my guest this weekend.
I've been out of milk since last weekend and I've only got enough booze to get me through today.
I'm sure Kim wouldn't want to deal with me sober, by that I mean either of us.
I'm pretty surly if I'm not drinkin' and I'm sure a good stiff cocktail makes me more presentable in her eyes.
You don't think a smokin' hot MD would deal with me if she wasn't impaired, right?

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-04-29 08:32:20   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

 

 The government is enacting strict, new cinderblock control laws.

"No, officer, I lost all my cinderblocks in a boating accident."

They can have my cinderblock when they pry it from my cold, dead hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-04-29 09:37:14   Reply   Private Reply

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You can't read it, but the first couple of buttons are for a Coca-Cola, the next few are for a bottle of water, and the bottom one is for a kerosene rag to tie around your ankles to keep the ants from crawling up your leg and chewing on your candy ass. Happy birthday, Dale Sr.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-04-29 13:13:37   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-04-29 15:27:14   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

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Dakmar posted on 2026-04-29 18:22:09   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Dakmar    To: Dakmar (#5)

Hippie Cream is second best band ever, Deerhoof #1. Go go champion, be be, champion!

Dakmar posted on 2026-04-29 18:25:01   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-04-29 18:34:46   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

https://notthebee.com/article/ann-arbor-michigan-removes-crime-watch-signs-because-they-make-black-people-feel-unwelcome

Dakmar posted on 2026-04-29 18:36:00   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

Have they caught the Bloomington shooter(s) yet?

Dakmar posted on 2026-04-29 18:38:56   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-04-29 18:41:02   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

"Have they caught the Bloomington shooter(s) yet?"

Nothing that I've seen.

Esso posted on 2026-04-29 18:50:42   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-04-29 18:52:24   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-04-29 19:15:54   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-04-29 19:47:49   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-04-29 20:44:27   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Esso (#14)

Next up: Ann Arbor decrees any association of joy related to sharing a cultural bond the worst sort of hate crime ever perpetuated throughout the infinite number or times the universe has collapsed and expanded.

Dakmar posted on 2026-04-29 20:51:12   Reply   Private Reply