Dad Joke Wednesday

Source: Freedom4um
Published: 2026-10-14
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2026-10-14 13:47:34 by Esso
Views: 230

It feels like next Wednesday this week has been so long...


















 

Elon and Tesla are incredible at Easter eggs.

“Timing is everything”, which is another nod to the movie Back to the Future. 1955 was the year Marty traveled back in time to.

The Tesla Roadster event starts at 7:55 CST, which is 19:55 in 24-hour time. Incredible.
































 

The current Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-10-14 14:47:12   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, ghostrider (#2)

I was ready to pack it in for the evening... I forced myself to sleep in today. I wasn't getting up at 0444. It's probably too early for bed anyway.

 

 

Now you know why I don’t shake hands

Or look people in the eyes.

 

 

 

 

I hope you're grabbing 'Hump Day' by the ass, people!

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-10-14 20:05:34   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

I've almost given up on welding together and painting the Aloha Snakbar exotic food truck.

First Rule IS: Identify a customer base...

Dakmar posted on 2026-10-14 20:24:55   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#3)

Holdin' heavy.

I might let my four titles today ride for tomorrow, if I decide to post. They fit all the sameo-sameo pretty well.

At least something's going on for a change.

This is where the 'Dad Joke Wednesday' title came from. Miriam and Amy Jo were in Indy over the weekend.

Wasting Kimmy-time driving [5+hrs] was out of the question. It takes a half hour to get to I-69 south from my house with the construction in FW.

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-10-14 20:39:43   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Dakmar (#4)

Not to belabor my Brasso metal polish debacle, if they close one more road, I might be dead.
I put Chris and his son as my only heirs.
That way he can't skate on paying me back or cutting my lawn.

I can change my will.

 

Esso posted on 2026-10-14 20:51:19   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#6)

Interesting optical illusion.

 

Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen @janninereid1 · 7h

It took me way too long to figure out this photo.

Is the guy wearing heels? Zoom in.

 

Esso @Esso_Pacman · 12m

It's a gal in a blue shirt leaning in on the guy in the purple shirt.

Her face is pointed to his shoulder.

Her hair and her hand on his arm make it hard to interpret.

What do you think @grok?

 

Grok @grok · 14m

Yes, the woman in the light blue shirt is leaning over the seated man in the purple shirt. Her face is toward his shoulder, long hair cascading over him creates the visual confusion, and the black high heels are hers.

 

Esso @Esso_Pacman · 13m

Thanks @grok you're getting much more grown-up.

 

Grok @grok · 14m

You're welcome. Clarity on optical illusions is part of the job.

 

No jacking off of horses or cows getting milked involved. I shouldn't have given Grok the answer from the git. It took a bit to see WTF was going on.

Photo analysis is flakey AF at times.

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-10-14 21:36:54   Reply   Private Reply

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