Chuck Norris has died

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Published: 2026-03-20
Author: Eric Daugherty
Post Date: 2026-03-20 10:44:35 by Esso
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JUST IN: Chuck Norris' family releases statement after the legend passes away at 86

 "It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace."

 "He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives."

 This is the most recent video of Norris on his feed, dated March 10

"As we grieve this loss, we kindly ask for privacy for our family during this time. Thank you for loving him with us." [Video]

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

He died Thursday morning in Hawaii, according to the family, who said, "It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday [Thursday] morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace."

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead/?adid=social-tw

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 American legend and close friend of Benjamin Netanyahu, Chuck Norris, has passed away at the age of 86 after being hospitalized.

Chuck Norris was a vocal and consistent supporter of Israel for decades, describing it as an incredible country.

Norris was a high-profile endorser of Benjamin Netanyahu. [Video]

https://x.com/ShadowofEzra/status/2034998159093493979

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 Texas has lost a legend.

 All of Texas mourns the passing of Chuck Norris. He was not only a martial arts champion, action icon, and the one and only Walker, Texas Ranger. But he electrified generations of conservatives. Giving them a passion and voice to fight for the principles that make America the greatest nation on earth.

He embodied the toughness, grit, and patriotism that makes Texas supreme.

 Rest in peace, Chuck.

https://x.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/2034998212952514860

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 10:59:54   Reply   Private Reply


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Esso posted on 2026-03-20 11:30:24   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: All (#0)

That's two...

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 12:02:55   Reply   Private Reply


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Chuck Norris’ son Dakota has taken to social media and posted this tribute to his father.

 “Dad, it's hard to find the right words for this, but I'll do my best. You've been the man I looked up to my whole life.

 Your generosity, your kindness, your courage, your integrity, your strength, your discipline, and your faith in the Lord were just a handful of things I always admired about you. You lived your life with purpose and with love for all people.

 No matter what I was going through, you were always there.

You made sure I knew how much you loved me. Honest to God, I don't think there was a single day that went by where you didn't say it. I'm so proud to be your son.

The memories we made, the lessons you taught me, and the constant laughs we shared will stay with me for the rest of my life.

Thank you for everything you gave to our family and for the example you set every day. I hope I can live a life that honors you and makes you proud. I love you, Dad. I'll miss you forever.”

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 14:12:06   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: ghostrider (#4)

Chuck Norris just texted me and said Dad Jokes aren't allowed until next week, only Chuck Norris memes.
I was afraid to ask if 'next week' meant Sunday or Monday.
Better safe than sorry. Monday it is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chuck Norris gives cigarettes cancer.

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 16:41:38   Reply   Private Reply


#6: ghostrider    To: Esso (#5)

Chuck Norris once stubbed his toe on the coffee table, all of IKEA now walks with a limp.

ghostrider posted on 2026-03-20 17:34:12   Reply   Private Reply


#7: ghostrider    To: Esso (#5)

Chuck Norris sets his watch an hour ahead so it can keep up.

ghostrider posted on 2026-03-20 17:44:39   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: ghostrider (#7)

Did you catch that thing that Norris wrote about DST in the above CF of a thread?
DST is BS. Noon happens here at 1345 EDST.
Norris didn't talk about it, but there's a good case to be made about having 13, 28 day months, which I think fixes the stupid leap year problem.
I'd be happy if solar noon happened within +/- 30 minutes of clock noon.

It hit 76 here today, way, way above normal. They're saying 78 Sunday.
I might need to fire up the A/C, it's a fine line between too hot and too cold with Dr. Kimmy.
Food's another story. I should gear up and get to Kroger early tomorrow, before the crazies sober up.
Maybe she'll be able to suffer without milk, like she has any at her joint.

Either way, she should be used to disappointment from dating me.

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 18:05:17   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: ghostrider (#8)

I haven't gotten my hospital ER bill yet. I did get the ambulance bill, though, $2,200.

Apparently the ambulance (TRAA) insurance doesn't cover the bill anymore. I do now get get a 40% discount. Eh, 900 bux off is 900 bux. Better than nuthin'.

I start on Medicare 01Apr2026 (appropriate). That should be the BIG joke.

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 18:24:56   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: ghostrider (#9)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 18:50:56   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: All (#10)

Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation & Institute

Today, we mourn the loss of Chuck Norris—a beloved actor, martial artist, and cultural icon. He was a close friend of President and Mrs. Reagan and a frequent guest at White House events. Our thoughts and prayers are with his wife Gena, his children, and his grandchildren.

https://x.com/RonaldReagan/status/2035104781337817579

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 19:15:53   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: All (#11)

Maybe fake...

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 19:26:31   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Esso    To: Dakmar (#12)

Where the hell are you at? You know I freak out when Kimmy's not here.

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 20:17:06   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

 

Kimmy's 5'4", but she looks good.

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 20:27:33   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Esso    To: All (#14)

Typical muzz...

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 20:33:54   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Esso    To: All (#15)

Mayor Mamdani’s homophobic, racist terrorist-sympathizing wife, who recently got exposed called black people niggers and gay people fags, has shut down her X account.

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 20:39:16   Reply   Private Reply


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Esso posted on 2026-03-20 20:44:27   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: All (#3)

"That's two..."

#3 for the win!  BREAKING: Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ actor Nicholas Brendon just passed away at the age of 54.

Always in threes...

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 20:54:12   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Esso    To: Dakmar (#18)

Good talkin' to you brutha...

You remind me of Pam (Punk). I'm in love.

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 21:48:04   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

This makes me Kim was here...

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 21:52:29   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Esso    To: All (#20)

..wish Kim was here...

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 21:53:12   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Esso    To: Dakmar (#21)

"I know what you need."

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-20 21:56:24   Reply   Private Reply


#23: Esso    To: All (#22)

Clot-shots...

 

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Esso posted on 2026-03-21 11:02:02   Reply   Private Reply


#27: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Esso (#0)

Passing of an icon. Too bad about the Israel shit.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-03-21 12:00:41   Reply   Private Reply


#28: RidleyReport    To: Esso (#26)

On day I was driving down loop 635 in Dallas, and glanced over at the car to the left of me in traffic.  It was Chuck! 

RidleyReport posted on 2026-03-22 13:05:05   Reply   Private Reply


#29: Esso    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#27)

"Too bad about the Israel shit."

Yeah. We tried watching "The Delta Force" last night with Chuck Norris. It was the worst and hokiest movie I've ever seen. Kim didn't care much for it either.
It was a two hour long jewy mess. Holohoax bs beginning to end.
Written, produced and directed by;  Menahem Golan
Produced by;  Yoram Globus
Filmed in; Israel
Starring; every washed-up joo in Hollywood

Cast and crew - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090927/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_ov_ql_1
Locations - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090927/locations/?ref_=ttfc_ov_at_dt_flmg
Trivia - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090927/trivia/?ref_=ttloc_ov_ql_3

Try to watch it, I dare you...

 

Esso posted on 2026-03-22 14:39:59   Reply   Private Reply


#30: Esso    To: All (#29)

After that little jewel, we tried watching 'Death Wish" with Charles Bronson.
Golan and Globus had some serious pent-up anger issues, apparently.

That was unwatchable after the "Delta Force" debacle, so I switched to a Cold War nuke documentary.

1983 was a really busy year:

KAL007 [Korean Airlines] shootdown near the Kamchatka Peninsula that really pissed off Reagan

Able-Archer 83 exercises that had the USSR on-edge

Russia got a false missile launch warning and almost launched (06:30)

Marine BLT bombing in Beirut

Grenada invasion two days later, etc.

1983 had the world really close to a nuclear war, the year Kim graduated high school.

Esso posted on 2026-03-22 15:14:27   Reply   Private Reply