Ghostrider - Where are You Now?

Source: EweToob
Published: 2026-06-02
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2026-06-02 20:13:54 by Esso
Views: 69

I can't keep up the Dad jokes own, Ghost.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar, ghostrider (#0)

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-06-02 20:24:07   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-06-02 20:42:37   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: ghostrider (#2)

According to some of my 4um friends, Iran has overtaken the USA... 

 

Esso posted on 2026-06-02 20:51:18   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: ghostrider (#3)

 

My tinnitus stopped in my left ear this morning. I thought I was deaf in my left ear. it scared me.

I wasn't, it came back in a few hours. it balanced out in a couple hours.

Esso posted on 2026-06-02 21:07:01   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saving Private Ryan

 

Esso posted on 2026-06-02 21:34:29   Reply   Private Reply

#6: ghostrider    To: Esso (#0)

my oldest grandson is waiting for the mower he ordered to arrive, so we cut it today, waist deep in some spots with average at the knee. my new mower went through it rather well at first I thought the frontend was too light but engaging the drive and having the front tires come off the ground a foot came in handy for knocking the mosquitoes off the lower blades of grass. I'm pretty sure the chest pains were just some old heart burn flaring up again. niegh wa wa, that's how the jump roping nigresses pronounce 911 for the heart attack psa that airs here. got to get up and do it again in a couple different yards tomorrow. one we were going to do today is on hold until the main sewer from the house is replaced, they tried roto-rotering it a couple times. they never do a good job on the back fills, lots of times they don't even try to get dirt under the piping. end up with 6+ inch deep ruts, or there is a 6 inch high mound at the fill waiting for the rains to flow the soil into the voids. none of the 811 fuckers ever comes and removes their flags. I give them 3 weeks if they are still there, I pull them out. 

ghostrider posted on 2026-06-02 22:30:23   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: ghostrider (#6)

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-06-02 23:34:09   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Ricky    To: Esso (#4)

That's FUNNY Right There!
I Don't Care Who You Are!

Ricky posted on 2026-06-03 19:23:03   Reply   Private Reply

#9: ghostrider    To: Ricky (#8)

take dictation from a hare lipped mumbler, it'll give an idea what the ring can bring.

ghostrider posted on 2026-06-03 20:47:49   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Esso (#4)

Vinpocitine may help.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-06-03 21:59:47   Reply   Private Reply

#11: ghostrider    To: Esso (#7)

 

 

A guy is driving happily along in his car with

his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?"

"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"

"No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat broad in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

 

 

ghostrider posted on 2026-06-04 08:44:09   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: ghostrider (#11)

 

 

 

 

A sixteen-year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck?!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents.

They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder.

"Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. "I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn’t intend to come back."

"He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.

So I did."

 

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Esso posted on 2026-06-04 10:49:21   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#10)

>>Vinpocitine may help.<<

Thanks, PFV, I'll look at it. If it has a blood thinning effect, that might be a problem. I take Nattokinase, and aspirin for pain from past injuries. My blood is plenty thin now.
If that fkn tinnitus can just stop at random, there must be a cure out there somewhere.

Esso posted on 2026-06-04 14:17:57   Reply   Private Reply