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Title: ‘I found Saddam’s WMD bunkers’
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://www.melaniephillips.com/articles/
Published: Apr 19, 2007
Author: melanie phillips
Post Date: 2007-04-19 23:09:11 by BeAChooser
Keywords: None
Views: 582
Comments: 63

‘I found Saddam’s WMD bunkers’

Spectator, 20 April 2007

It’s a fair bet that you have never heard of a guy called Dave Gaubatz. It’s also a fair bet that you think the hunt for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq has found absolutely nothing, nada, zilch; and that therefore there never were any WMD programmes in Saddam’s Iraq to justify the war ostensibly waged to protect the world from Saddam’s use of nuclear, biological or chemical weapons.

Dave Gaubatz, however, says you could not be more wrong. Saddam’s WMD did exist. He should know because he found the sites where he is certain they were stored. And the reason you don’t know about this is that the American administration failed to act on his information, ‘lost’ his classified reports and is now doing everything it can to prevent disclosure of the terrible fact that, through its own incompetence, it allowed Saddam’s WMD to end up in the hands of the very terrorist states against whom it is so controversially at war.

You may be tempted to dismiss this as yet another dodgy claim from a warmongering lackey of the world Zionist neocon conspiracy giving credence to yet another crank pushing US propaganda. If so, perhaps you might pause before throwing this article at the cat. Mr Gaubatz is not some marginal figure. He’s pretty well as near to the horse’s mouth as you can get.

Having served for 12 years as an agent in the US Air Force’s Office of Special Investigations Mr Gaubatz, a trained Arabic-speaker, was hand-picked for postings in 2003, first in Saudi Arabia and then in Nasariyah in Iraq. His mission was to locate suspect WMD sites, discover threats against US forces in the area and find Saddam loyalists, and then send such intelligence to the Iraq Survey Group and other agencies.

Between March and July 2003, he says, he was taken to four sites in southern Iraq— two within Nasariyah, one 20 miles south and one near Basra — which, he was told by numerous Iraqi sources, contained biological and chemical weapons, material for a nuclear programme and UN-proscribed missiles. He was, he says, in no doubt whatever that this was true.

This was in the first place because of the massive size of these sites and the extreme lengths to which the Iraqis had gone to conceal them. Three of them were bunkers buried 20-30 feet beneath the Euphrates. They had been constructed through building dams which were removed after the huge subterranean vaults had been excavated so that these were concealed beneath the river bed. The bunker walls were made of reinforced concrete five feet thick.

‘There was no doubt, with so much effort having gone into hiding these constructions, that something very important was buried there’, says Mr Gaubatz. By speaking to a wide range of Iraqis, some of whom risked their lives by talking to him and whose accounts were provided in ignorance of each other, he built up a picture of the nuclear, chemical and biological materials they said were buried underground.

‘They explained in detail why WMDs were in these areas and asked the US to remove them’, says Mr Gaubatz. ‘Much of this material had been buried in the concrete bunkers and in the sewage pipe system. There were also missile imprints in the area and signs of chemical activity —gas masks, decontamination kits, atropine needles. The Iraqis and my team had no doubt at all that WMDs were hidden there’.

There was yet another significant piece of circumstantial corroboration. The medical records of Mr Gaubatz and his team showed that at these sites they had been exposed to high levels of radiation.

Mr Gaubatz verbally told the ISG of his findings, and asked them to come with heavy equipment to breach the concrete of the bunkers and uncover their sealed contents. But to his consternation, the ISG told him they didn’t have the manpower or equipment to do it and that it would be ‘unsafe’ to try.

‘The problem was that the ISG were concentrating their efforts in looking for WMD in northern Iraq and this was in the south’, says Mr Gaubatz. ‘They were just swept up by reports of WMD in so many different locations. But we told them if they didn’t excavate these sites, others would’.

That, he says, is precisely what happened. He subsequently learned from Iraqi, CIA and British intelligence that the WMD buried in the four sites were excavated by Iraqis and Syrians, with help from the Russians, and moved to Syria. The location in Syria of this material, he says, is also known to these intelligence agencies. The worst-case scenario has now come about. Saddam’s nuclear, biological and chemical material is in the hands of a rogue terrorist state — and one with close links to Iran.

When Mr Gaubatz returned to the US, he tried to bring all this to light. Two congressmen, Peter Hoekstra, Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and Curt Weldon, were keen to follow up his account. To his horror, however, when they tried to access his classified intelligence reports they were told that all 60 of them —which, in the routine way, he had sent in 2003 to the computer clearing-house at a US air base in Saudi Arabia —had mysteriously gone missing. These written reports had never even been seen by the ISG.

One theory is that they were inadvertently destroyed when the computer’s data base was accidentally erased in the subsequent US evacuation of the air base. Mr Gaubatz, however, suspects dirty work at the crossroads. It is unlikely, he says, that no copies were made of his intelligence. And he says that all attempts by Messrs Hoekstra and Weldon to extract information from the Defence Department and CIA have been relentlessly stonewalled.

In 2005, the CIA held a belated inquiry into the disappearance of this intelligence. Only then did its agents visit the sites — to report that they had indeed been looted.

Mr Gaubatz’s claims remain largely unpublicised. Last year, the New York Times dismissed him as one of a group of WMD diehard obsessives. The New York Sun produced a more balanced report, but after that the coverage died. According to Mr Gaubatz, the reason is a concerted effort by the US intelligence and political world to stifle such an explosive revelation of their own lethal incompetence.

After he and an Iraqi colleague spoke at last month’s Florida meeting of the Intelligence Summit, an annual conference of the intelligence world, they were interviewed for two hours by a US TV show — only for the interview to be junked after the FBI repeatedly rang Mr Gaubatz and his colleague to say they would stop the interview from being broadcast.

The problem the US authorities have is that they can’t dismiss Mr Gaubatz as a rogue agent — because they have repeatedly decorated him for his work in the field. In 2003, he received awards for his ‘courage and resolve in saving lives and being critical for information flow’. In 2001, he was decorated for being the ‘lead agent in a classified investigation, arguably the most sensitive counter-intelligence investigation currently in the entire Department of Defence’ and because his ‘reports were such high quality, many were published in the Air Force’s daily threat product for senior USAF leaders or re-transmitted at the national level to all security agencies in US government’.

The organiser of the Intelligence Summit, John Loftus — himself a formidably well-informed former attorney to the intelligence world —has now sent a memorandum to Congress asking it to investigate Mr Gaubatz’s claims. He has also hit a brick wall. The reason is not hard to grasp.

The Republicans won’t touch this because it would reveal the incompetence of the Bush administration in failing to neutralise the danger of Iraqi WMD . The Democrats won’t touch it because it would show President Bush was right to invade Iraq in the first place. It is an axis of embarrassment.

Mr Loftus goes further. Saddam’s nuclear research, scientists and equipment, he says, have all been relocated to Syria, where US satellite intelligence confirms that uranium centrifuges are now operating — in a country which is not supposed to have any nuclear programme. There is now a nuclear axis, he says, between Iran, Syria and North Korea — with Russia and China helping build an Islamic bomb against the west. And of course, with assistance from American negligence.

‘Apparently Saddam had the last laugh and donated his secret stockpile to benefit Iran’s nuclear weapons programme. With a little technical advice from Beijing, Syria is now enriching the uranium, Iran is making the missiles, North Korea is testing the warheads, and the White House is hiding its head in the sand.’

Of course we don’t know whether any of this is true. But given Dave Gaubatz’s testimony, shouldn’t someone be trying to find out? Or will we still be intoning ’there were no WMD in Iraq’ when the Islamic bomb goes off?

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#23. To: christine (#15)

A rare look at the only known natural enemy of a cheese:


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Critter  posted on  2007-04-20   0:09:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Esso, Christine (#20)

yes, change the title to 'the secrets of cheese'.

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:09:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Morgana le Fay (#22)

have you heard about the atomic mole people?

Will you PUHLEEEEEZ stay on topic lady! This is a thread about cheese!


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Critter  posted on  2007-04-20   0:10:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Morgana le Fay, Esso, Christine (#24)

Make it "I Found Sadam's Cheese Balls!"


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Critter  posted on  2007-04-20   0:11:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Critter (#23)

Ooooooooooooh, a GMD. (Grater of mass destruction)

I do not say this lightly, but anyone who cannot handle the content of another's speech may not be suitable for this forum. Such a person may be better suited for a forum whose moderators control and steer the forum's ideas and speech in a given direction. -- Christine, Freedom4um

Esso  posted on  2007-04-20   0:11:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Critter (#23)

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:12:32 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Esso (#27)

(Grater of mass destruction)

LMFAO!


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Critter  posted on  2007-04-20   0:12:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Critter (#26)

Make it "I Found Sadam's Cheese Balls!"

cheesey balls?

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:13:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: BeAChooser (#0)

"Dave Gaubatz was the 1st U.S. Civilian Federal Agent sent into Iraq at the start of Operation Iraqi Freedom in 2003."

And he's selling "training" from his website. http://www.davegaubatz.com/

I like farmer's cheese. My grandmom made it from whole milk. Delicious.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace. — George W. Bush, June 18, 2002, 10:30 A.M. EDT

rack42  posted on  2007-04-20   0:14:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Morgana le Fay (#30)

cheesey balls?

After all those months in that hole in the ground, probably, a bit, yeah.


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Critter  posted on  2007-04-20   0:14:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: rack42 (#31)

I like farmer's cheese. My grandmom made it from whole milk. Delicious.

lol

Free Speech on Freedom4um

christine  posted on  2007-04-20   0:18:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: BeAChooser (#0)

Nostalgia  posted on  2007-04-20   0:22:37 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: ALL, angle (#34)

What was that motto that angle liked to post?

"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. Then they fight you. Then you win." --Mahatma K. Gandhi

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BeAChooser  posted on  2007-04-20   0:29:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: BeAChooser (#35)

i don't think it applies to idiots like you.

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:30:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: BeAChooser (#35)

when are you going to grow some social skills fish breath?

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:32:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: BeAChooser (#35)

"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. Then they fight you. Then you win." --Mahatma K. Gandhi

But in this case, it was: First they fight you, then they ridicule you, then they ignore you, then you lose, then they ridicule you even more, and even cheese up your threads to add insult to injury.


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Critter  posted on  2007-04-20   0:33:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Morgana le Fay (#37)

when are you going to grow some social skills fish breath?

He will just grow more sullen and isolated and angry. I suspect he is Korean.

Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin

Minerva  posted on  2007-04-20   0:34:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Minerva (#39)

He will just grow more sullen and isolated and angry. I suspect he is Korean.

today bush said we should report suspicious kooks on the internet. there is a thread on it over at liberty post.

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:36:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: BeAChooser (#35)

do you have a lot of guns and slanty eyes?

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:37:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Minerva (#39)

Bush: Be Wary of 'Abnormal Behavior'

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:40:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Morgana le Fay (#42)

"If you are a parent and your child is, you know, doing strange things on the Internet, pay attention to it and not be afraid to ask for help and not be afraid to say 'I am concerned about what I am seeing," Bush said.

What if it is just some idiot like fish breath doing strange things on the internet? Should we still tell him we are concerned with what we are seeing?

Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin

Minerva  posted on  2007-04-20   0:45:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: Minerva (#43)

probably

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:46:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: BeAChooser (#35)

Fish Breath, I am concerned about what I am seeing.

Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin

Minerva  posted on  2007-04-20   0:47:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: Minerva (#45)

who would i call to report fish breath?

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   0:58:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: beachooser, Christine, nolu_chan, Robin, Minerva, Honway, Aristeides, Red Jones, Diana, Kamala, All (#0)

The dog ate the homework? Is that what this is saying?

Is this "Curveball" again?


Now, all we need is an explanation as to why Boy George would willingly face War Crime charges, since his boys made the WMDs disappear.

{Bullshit!}

More fucked up (wannabe) information from BAC.

No mystery!


SKYDRIFTER  posted on  2007-04-20   1:43:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: SKYDRIFTER (#47)

Now, all we need is an explanation as to why Boy George would willingly face War Crime charges, since his boys made the WMDs disappear.

Please stay on topic sir. This thread is about cheese. It can can swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, port wine cheese, but please limit comments to cheese.

thanks.


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Critter  posted on  2007-04-20   1:49:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: Robin, Christine, Honway, Aristeides, Diana, All (#10)

A guy runs into the Patent office all excited presenting a 12 inch board, with a set of arrows going from one end of the board to the other end, which had a razor blade, and a piece of Swiss Cheese on the far side of the blade.

He explained that it was a mouse trap. A mouse would run up to the board, follow the arrows to the end, and when he went for the cheese, his throat would be cut.

The Patent Office clerk explained that he couldn't have the patent, because there was no motion to make it a mechanical device.

The guy left in tears.

A week later, he was back with the board, minus the cheese, explaining that he had solved the motion problem. A mouse would run up to the board, follow the arrows to the end, and he would look for the cheese, swinging his head from side to side, as he asked, "Where's the cheese? Where's the cheese;" and his throat would be cut.


SKYDRIFTER  posted on  2007-04-20   1:56:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: Critter, All (#48)

Please stay on topic sir. This thread is about cheese. It can can swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, port wine cheese, but please limit comments to cheese.

See #49 - how'd I do??


SKYDRIFTER  posted on  2007-04-20   1:58:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: SKYDRIFTER (#50)

Much better. Thanks. :)


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Critter  posted on  2007-04-20   2:01:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: Critter, All (#21)

There's the Cheese! There's the cheese!


SKYDRIFTER  posted on  2007-04-20   2:04:01 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: BeAChooser (#0)

Of course we don’t know whether any of this is true. But given Dave Gaubatz’s testimony, shouldn’t someone be trying to find out? Or will we still be intoning ’there were no WMD in Iraq’ when the Islamic bomb goes off?

If any of it is even remotely true then why didn't Saddam use them against us when we invaded? Was he just saving them for when he really needed them, like when he comes back to life later on? LOL!

God is always good!
"It was an interesting day." - President Bush, recalling 9/11 [White House, 1/5/02]

RickyJ  posted on  2007-04-20   2:58:09 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: BeAChooser (#0)

Jeez, these lunatics will NEVER admit they were 100% WRONG, will they. Hey, BAC, you should write Curveball, Perle, Wolfowitz, Feith and Cheney's "autobiographies."

You're stupid enough to believe their nazi lies.

Damn, can you imagine being BAC? So sold on Bushie lies he can't even face daylight? Good lord, BAC, you're past stupid and right into brain-damaged.

Mekons4  posted on  2007-04-20   3:18:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: BeAChooser (#0)

This is just a repackaging of silly sewage BAC recycled on LP last November here.

Ex-Officer Spurned on WMD Claim
Published: Feb 8, 2006
Author: ELI LAKE
BeAChooser posted on 2006-11-07 21:15:31 ET

My debunking of this BAC recycled sewage.

[Excerpt]

The "former special investigator for the Pentagon" is a current investigator for the Dallas County Medical Examiner who self-admittedly stated that "he knew some people might call him a kook."

Seth Lipsky, the President and Editor-in-Chief of the New York Sun is on record as saying, on October 16, 2003, "I don't believe in journalists having 'responsibility.'"

Ira Stoll, Vice-President and Managing Editor is a former editor for the Israeli newspaper, The Jerusalem Post. Richard Perle is a director of Hollinger International Inc., which is an investor in the New York Sun.

nolu_chan  posted on  2007-04-20   5:29:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: nolu_chan, ALL (#55)

here.

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My debunking

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BeAChooser  posted on  2007-04-20   17:38:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: BeAChooser (#56)

BAC Recycled Sewage on Liberty Post here:

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=164186&Disp=All#C395

My debunking of his recycled sewage here:

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=164186&Disp=All#C400

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=164186&Disp=All#C402

nolu_chan  posted on  2007-04-20   18:03:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: Critter, christine, cheese lovers here (#2)

Our 'fridge stays well stocked with Jalapeño Jack slices from HEB...nice and zippy.

Dr.Ron Paul for President

Lod  posted on  2007-04-20   18:15:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: lodwick (#58)

should the name of the 'bozo filter' be changed to the 'bac filter' in honor of BeAChooser?

"Aren't you lucky. You get to hear me whine about the 10 posts I'm allowed each day." -- BeAChooser

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-04-20   18:18:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: Morgana le Fay (#59)

should the name of the 'bozo filter' be changed to the 'bac filter' in honor of BeAChooser?

I am thinking about a special bozo just for BeAChooser. When activated it would change the word "WMD" to "cheese" and it would change "ROTFLOL!" to "Am I an idiot or what?". It would also toss out every third word in posts longer than 20 words.

Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin

Minerva  posted on  2007-04-20   18:24:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: Morgana le Fay (#59)

I'd go for Be A CD (BACD) filter in honor of BAC and Destro - two individuals who have brought more, with less, than any posters I have ever read.

Dr.Ron Paul for President

Lod  posted on  2007-04-20   18:26:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: Minerva, Neil McIver, all (#60)

I am thinking about a special bozo just for BeAChooser. When activated it would change the word "WMD" to "cheese" and it would change "ROTFLOL!" to "Am I an idiot or what?".

Now that's something for Neil to get right on.

Dr.Ron Paul for President

Lod  posted on  2007-04-20   18:28:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: BeAChooser (#56)

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January 15, 2007

Research Day: Auld Lang Syne

We've all sang this song at one point or another for New Year's, yet how many of us actually know what "Auld Lang Syne" stands for? And for that matter, who the heck wrote it and what are the lyrics to it?

Seeing as that we are officially in a new year, I felt it only right to have this Research Day post be dedicated to it.

So, what does "Auld Lang Syne" mean anyways?

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December 15, 2006

Research Day: How Poinsettias Became An American Tradition

As Christmas is only ten days away now, I thought I would focus this month's Research Day on things associated with Christmas.

First up is the poinsettia. How did the poinsettia become associated with Christmas? The reason I ask is because the poinsettia is a tropical plant, but yet it associated with a holiday that revolves around snow, cold weather and hot cocoa, at least here in America.

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November 15, 2006

Research Day: Carpenter Pencils

As a child, I remember walking through an alley on my way to the liquor store to buy some candy. On my way there I happened upon what I perceived to be a "flattened" pencil. Not realizing that this was a carpenter pencil (or even having a clue as to what a carpenter pencil was) I was certain that someone had run this pencil over with something extremely large in order to get to it's current shape. After finding that pencil I kept it for many years mainly because I was simply fascinated with it.

Now that I'm older and a bit wiser from seven year old self I no longer keep carpenter pencils with me, and I even know that they have their own name and purpose. But I still am not sure why they are flat other than so they do not roll away easily.

But can the answer be that obvious? Why are carpenter pencils flat? This answer has escaped me and I intend to find out once and for all.

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October 16, 2006

Research Day: Ants And Paste

Since I've now become the proud cultivator of an ant colony in my office, I decided I would try an experiment. Would ants prefer my wintergreen Lifesaver or would they prefer white chocolate?

You see, for my bithday I received a box of assorted German truffles and luckily for me there were only two pieces that were made up of horribly disgusting white chocolate. So I figured those pieces would be the perfect sacrifices for my experiment. Well, sure enough my little ant colony went for the white chocolate in my trash can. All morning I've been mesmorized like a small child by watching these little ants carry pieces of white chocolate in their mandibles and following an invisible trail.

And that's what got me thinking, how do the ants follow their trail? The hunt for the answer is on!

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September 15, 2006

Research Day: ACHOO Syndrome And Emergency Brakes

Since I was a child I've always been able to sneeze when exposed to bright lights or sunlight. This has never really been much of a inconvenience for me, in fact it has been rather helpful in situations where the sneeze gets "stuck" because all I have to do is look at a bright light and I'll sneeze whereas my other friends who are not blessed with this condition have to deal with the stuck sneeze tingling their noses, possibly causing eye-watering. Generally when I go through one of this sneezing episodes it always comes in pairs of two. It is rare that I only sneeze less or more than two times.

Now I know who I got this condition from thanks to me asking my mother when I was younger, and that would be my father. But I want to know where this condition stems from in general. I also want to know what this condition is called and how many people are affected by it. But mostly I want to know why do I sneeze when I look at a bright light?

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August 15, 2006

Research Day: Blue Blood And Records With Better Sound Quality

Holy crap!! I've gotten my very first emailed Research Day request! Excuse me as I regain my composure.

Okay, I'm ready to go on. The request I received was this: Is the color of blood inside the body blue or red? I've heard both and I want to know the truth. Well, luckily dear reader, here at The Pointe, that is all I provide. A big ol' heapin' bowl of truth with a side of sarcasm.

Now, because this was a requested Researh Day question, I shall post it first above my own. You people mean that much to me. Before I go researching, let lay out what my thoughts are on this topic. I have grown up believing that the color of your blood inside one's body is blue and once it is exposed to oxygen it turns red. Let's see if I'm right.

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July 14, 2006

Research Day: Carpenter Bees, Stale Gasoline And Green Bees

Seeing as that Research Day falls on Saturday this month (and I so don't post on Saturdays) I'm posting it today!

Moving to Phoenix has introduced me to many new things; most have been good such as the people, food eateries, big trucks. But some things have been bad like the people, the weather and giant mutant bugs.

And by mutant bugs I am referring to the extremely large black bumble bee look alikes referred to as Carpenter Bees. These things scare the crap out of me, as most insects do that have the capabilities of stinging and flying. These bees, at least to me, look a lot larger than bumble bees and appear to be all black and look totally evil and dangerous. But according to everyone out here in Phoenix these bees can't sting you.

Now, in my mind, anything that has the word "bee" as part of its name has the potential to sting. So because I don't fully believe the good residents of Phoenix when it comes to bee beliefs simply because past experiences have taught me otherwise, I wonder, can Carpenter Bees sting people?

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June 16, 2006

I Got Your Request Right Here Buddy

I just remembered something.

I set up a link to my email address for Research Day requests.

If anyone out there has something they want me to research, go ahead and email me and I will add it to my list of topics to research.

All requested topics will be posted above my own queries and I'll use your name unless you ask me not to (I just want to give credit where credit is due).

I'll email you to let you know when your topic will be posted so you know to look for it.

Oh, and one more thing, make sure to title your email "Research Day request" or something along that line so I know to read the email. All emails go to my junk folder if they aren't from someone I know and I always just wind up deleting them.

Okay, I'm off to start my four day weekend!

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June 15, 2006

Research Day: Creepy Crawly Spiders and Secure Like Fort Knox

A few days ago Kristie and I were discussing bugs, particularly snails, as I was giving her little factoids about them. Some how our conversation veered over to spiders and how I am personally not bothered by them but Kristie is. According to Kristie, when she was a kid she was hanging out with one of her dogs in the dog house. At some point she went to get up because she felt a sharp pain in her foot. As she looked at her foot she realized that she had been bitten by something. When she looked in the back of the dog house she saw a Daddy Long Leg spider crawling around and to this day is convinced that the spider had bit her.

As she described it, it was the most painful bite she had ever had and it swelled up pretty bad. I told her that I had heard that they can't bite people because their fangs are too short, that, and my mom always told me that they ate fruits and plants and stuff. Kristie said that she heard that they are one of the most poisonous spiders ever. We both realized that there were indeed many myths about the Daddy Long Legs and both of us decided this would be a great topic for Research Day.

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May 15, 2006

Research Day: Deaf White Cats and Clumsy June Bugs

The other day I was talking to Todd on the phone and I was telling him about this adorable solid white cat that looks exactly like Pinky, but in male form, over at the adoption center located in the Petsmart in Camelback Colonnade. The cat's name is Q-tip and he has a sad story. Apparently Q-tip and his brother were both given to H.A.L.O. because the owner could no longer take care of them. Because of all the moving and whatnot, Q-tip's brother couldn't handle it and wound up passing away. Here's where it get's worse, Q-tip is deaf and used to sleep next to his brother all the time. Q-tip's brother was his ears.

The plus side is, is that Q-tip still has a great little personality and loves being petted (I know this from personal experience). Also, he does great with other cats, it just takes him a little while to adjust. Q-tip meows a little louder than normal cats, but that's because he can't hear himself. Personally, I think that trait is adorable because I love hearing my cats meow, the little talkers.

Now, besides plugging Q-tip on my blog in hope that someone may want to adopt him (I would snatch him up if I didn't already have five indoor kids and one outdoor kid) I mentioned to Todd that when I was a kid there was this rumor/myth that I had grown up believing and that was that white cats with blue eyes are deaf.

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April 17, 2006

Research Day: Dental Floss & Tape

As I was getting ready to floss my teeth with my "Satin Tape" I got to thinking about all the different flosses out there. I mean, have you ever walked down the hygeine aisle? Of course you have, because unlike me, I'm sure all of you are very active flossers. But what really got me thinking was cord flosses and tape flosses.

What is the difference between dental floss and dental tape? Apparently not much. According to NCBI, they did a study with waxed dental floss, dental tape and superfloss (to the rescue) and found that they all pretty much did the same job.

"The use of all 3 types of dental floss resulted in significant improvement in interproximal plaque scores compared to baseline scores. Improvement in plaque scores, in decreasing order were: dental tape, dental floss and Superfloss. Dental tape was significantly more efficient than Superfloss (p = 0.003). There were no significant differences observed between the effectiveness of dental tape and waxed floss (p = 0.059), and waxed dental floss and Superfloss (p = 0.143). Regardless of the type of dental floss used, patients removed plaque more efficiently from buccal interproximal areas compared to lingual/palatal interproximal areas (p less than 0.001) and from anterior teeth than posterior teeth (p less than 0.001). Subjective responses indicated that 50% of subjects preferred dental tape, 40% waxed dental floss and only 10% preferred Superfloss."

American Dental Specialty Institue pretty much backs up the NCBI study by saying that it's pretty much a matter of personal preference.

"Other than that, choosing one is mostly a matter of personal preference. Studies have found no difference between waxed and unwaxed, tape and cord and nylon and polymer floss as far as cleaning capacity. However, for people with tight spaces between teeth, a polymer floss may work best. And, if a flavored floss makes flossing more enjoyable, choose that."

I have to say that I prefer tape over all other flosses and I enjoy the little minty burst of flavor that it offers.

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March 15, 2006

Research Day: Aerosol Cans & Grass Eating Cats,

Considering that today is Kitty Wednesday as well as Research Day, I have opted to postpone Kitty Wednesday until tomorrow. But fear not, for I have included kitty research into today's Research Day!

As I was eating one of my most favoritist snacks in the world, which happens to be Easy Cheese and Ritz crackers I got to thinking about how pressurized cans work, but shortly after I had that thought it was quickly forgotten as I realized that I wanted more of the cheese than the crackers and proceeded to introduce myself to flavor country by spraying the cheese directly in my mouth. But, as luck would have it, I found myself drawn to this question again while I was in my tub shaving my legs. Looking at my Skintimate lavender shaving gel can, I started wondering, "How do aerosol cans work?"

Well, as luck would have it, Wikipedia saves the day.

"Although sometimes called "aerosol cheese", its container is not actually an aerosol spray can, because the cheese does not combine with a propellant to turn into a fine mist upon being sprayed. Rather, the can contains the thick, semi-liquid cheese at high pressure, and extrudes it in a solid column when the nozzle is pushed."

According to this site, there are two ways aerosol cans work. The first way is that the aerosol can contains propellant and product.

"An aerosol can contains one fluid that boils well below room temperature (called the propellant) and one that boils at a much higher temperature (called the product). The product is the substance you actually use -- the hair spray or insect repellent, for example -- and the propellant is the means of getting the product out of the can. Both fluids are stored in a sealed metal can."

They even provide a nifty diagram:

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"When you push the head piece down, the inlet slides below the seal, opening a passage from the inside of the can to the outside. The high-pressure propellant gas drives the liquid product up the plastic tube and out through the nozzle. The narrow nozzle serves to atomize the flowing liquid -- break it up into tiny drops, which form a fine spray."

Okay, that's pretty cool, but what about my Easy Cheese? Well, the people at How Stuff Works do not disappoint. They go on to describe the second process of liquid gas used to expel contents under pressure, namely my Easy Cheese.

"In the more popular system, the propellant is a liquefied gas. This means that the propellant will take liquid form when it is highly compressed, even if it is kept well above its boiling point."

Sweet, no noxious gas for me to possibly die from as I squirt Easy Cheese directly into my mouth. Good to know, not that not knowing stopped me before...

"Since the product is liquid at room temperature, it is simply poured in before the can is sealed. The propellant, on the other hand, must be pumped in under high pressure after the can is sealed. When the propellent is kept under high enough pressure, it doesn't have any room to expand into a gas. It stays in liquid form as long as the pressure is maintained."

And again they provide a nifty diagram showing liquid gas:

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"When the liquid flows through the nozzle, the propellant rapidly expands into gas. In some aerosol cans, this action helps to atomize the product, forming an extremely fine spray. In other designs, the evaporating propellant forms bubbles in the product, creating a foam. The consistency of the expelled product depends on several factors, including:

  • The chemical makeup of the propellant and product

  • The ratio of propellant to product

  • The pressure of the propellant

  • The size and shape of the valve system

Manufacturers are able to produce a wide variety of aerosol devices by configuring these elements in different combinations. But whether the can shoots out foamy whipped cream, thick shaving gel or a fine mist of deodorant, the basic mechanism at work is the same: One fluid pushes another."

So there you go folks. When ever you get a craving for overly processed cheese goods, now you can appreciate not only the cheesy goodness, but also all the hard work and science behind it.

Now, me being a pet owner and what not, you begin to notice that your pets have preferences for certain foods, even foods that aren't so good for them like french fries and pizza. But there is one item that my cats eat that I don't understand, and that's grass. The moment my cats see it, they rush over to it like it is a helpless, wounded animal and start snacking away only to throw up about 30 minutes later.

Why do cats like to eat grass? I've always assumed that cats and dogs alike eat grass to help them vomit, so let's see if I'm right.

According to this UK site that I stumbled upon that answer appears that inducing vomiting could be a reason why, but it hasn't been proven.

"The nutritional value of grass for cats and dogs is very poor...so there is unlikely to be a basic instinctive nutritional reason why cats and dogs would eat grass ...unless they have a need for dietary fibre itself which is thought to be unlikely. Cats in particular are known to be obligate carnivores and have no requirement for nutrients derived from plant material.

It has been reported (but not scientifically proved) that cats and dogs will eat grass if they have a digestive system problem such as gastritis or nausea."

So I was ready to my victory dance when I realized that another reason that seems to be in abundance on the web is that "cat's eat grass to get the folic acid that they need". So I suppose it's a toss-up. They either eat grass to throw up or to get some folic acid.

At least my Easy Cheese doesn't make me throw up.

Research Day Bonus: Why do aerosol cans have a curved bottom?

In most aerosol cans, the bottom curves inward. This serves two functions:

  • The shape strengthens the structure of the can. If the can had a flat bottom, the force of the pressurized gas might push the metal outward. A curved bottom has greater structural integrity, just like an architectural arch or dome. With this shape, most of the force applied at the top of the curved metal is distributed to the sturdy edges of the can.

  • The shape makes it easier to use up all the product. Draining a flat-bottom can would be like sucking up the last little bit of a glass of water through a straw: You would have to tilt the can to one side so the product would collect under the plastic tube. With a curved bottom design, the last bit of product collects in the small area around the edges of the can. This makes it easier to empty almost all of the liquid.

Hooray for science!

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February 14, 2006

Research Day: Super Romantic Valentine's Day Edition

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As I sit here at work, I know without a doubt that I will be working on Valentine's Day. I also know that I will be going to school that night and that The Hubby and I will most likely have a low key Valentine's celebration on the weekend. But while Valentine's Day happened to be on my mind so were other things that were associated with this very romantic holiday.

How did Valentine's come about being a celebrated holiday? From my years of being a former Roman Catholic, I've always heard that it stemmed from Saint Valentine in which we commerorate his death; and depending on who you ask, Saint Valentine can represent one, two, seven or even eleven saints. But could there possibly be another reason why we celebrate Valentine's Day the way we do besides a saint's influence, which to tell you the truth, doesn't sound very romantic at all.

Well, if you ask Neovox, the answer would be yes. You see, Valentine's started as the celebration of Lupercalia which eventually got deemed as un-Christian due to it's mate matching practices.

"Lupercalia, which commenced on the Ides of February (the 15th) was dedicated to Fannus, the Roman god of agriculture, and Roman founders Romulus and Remus. The ceremony of Lupercalia took place in a cave where Romulus and Remus were believed to have been cared for by a female wolf or a "lup"--hence the festival's name-'Lupercalia.' In this ceremony, sacrifices of a goat for fertility and a dog for purification were made. The goat hide strips were dipped in blood. The sacrificial blood was then applied to both young women and food-producing fields in an attempt to ensure fertility of local women and crops. After the performance of this act, names of unmarried women would be placed in an urn. Their names would be drawn, and, based on this drawing, they were matched/paired with a resident male for the upcoming year. These unions typically resulted in marriage. Pope Gelasius, who declared that the "lottery" system of matching was un-Christian, later outlawed this practice. In its place the feast day of St. Valentine became a practiced, Christianized holiday."

And thanks to some feathered friends during the middle ages, the holiday became more romantically popularized after the Christians took it over.

"This day did not become popularized as a holiday until the Middle Ages in England and France. Birds were thought to pair off and mate halfway through the month of February, thus adding to the Romantic appeal of this holiday."

So there quite possibly be some truth behind that whole "birds and the bees" saying. Hmmm...

Why is cupid so associated with Valentine's Day? I mean, I know he was the son of Aphrodite if you want to go by Greek mythology, in which case Cupid's name would become Eros, or by Roman mythology, his mother would have been Venus. Both goddesses, Aphrodite and Venus, are associated with love. So what about Mr. Cupid?

After a lengthy search looking for the Valentine's Day connection I stumbled across many sites discussing Cupid and his mortal wife Psyche, but no link between why Cuped and Valentine's Day would be associated until I found Linguatics, in whic they delve more deeply into who Cupid was instead of just re-telling the story of how he met his wife. In essence, this site provided the equivalent of an E! True Hollywood Story about Cupid and I liked it.

Apparently, Cupid who we associate with being child-like, chubby and bit mischevious with his arrows actually represented yearnings, desires, love, mating and lovemakers as well as giving us the word "erotic" from his Greek name Eros.

"From the Latin verb cupere meaning "to desire" comes this Roman god of love. Originally from the ancient Sanskrit prefix kup- signifying "to become agitated", it passed through Old Church Slavonic's kypeti meaning "to boil", as in emotions. Also, from the Latvian kupet (to boil or steam) is suggested the notion of 'agitation' as well. From these intertwining linguistic sources has derived the noun form of cupido meaning "desire" or "yearning", eventually becoming the Roman god Cupidus, and adjectival form meaning "desirous of". Then the name Cupid spilled over into our modern English. This in turn produced the noun form of cupiditus, perhaps via Old French's couvert (covered or hidden) and ultimately the English verbal offshoot to covet. The English noun form of cupidity is a rarely used descendant. An even less likely term to be heard orally (but is occasionally read in literary works) is the Latin concupiscense, meaning "coveting"."

Focusing on the Roman mythology of Cupid, he "came to represent the many aspects of love: playful, tender, sexual, and passionate. His invisible arrows of sweet destiny would pierce the hearts of both mortals and gods alike, making them fall hopelessly and helplessly in love, oftentimes beyond all hope or reason!"

So now, it is a bit more clear as to why we associate Cupid with Valentine's Day, he represents everything that Valentine's Day embodies.

Now, this next question my seem a bit, I dunno, biased, but for the sake of Valentine's Dy, it must be asked. Why is Godiva's chocolate the best in America, if not the world?

Surprisingly, Godiva's website had the answer.

"It's not surprising that Godiva Chocolatier, Inc., one of the creators of the world's most elegant, hand-crafted chocolates, originated in Brussels, Belgium. For generations, Belgium has had a tradition of perfectionism, from it Rubens paintings and gothic architecture to products made of intricate lace, glittering crystal and its fabulous cuisine. In keeping with this tradition, the Draps fmily introduced Belgium to Godiva Chocolate in 1926. Later, Joseph opened the doors to his shop on a cobblestone street on Grande Place. He named his family's chocolate company "Godiva." Draps perfected a unique formula of rich chocolate with unparalleled smoothness. With a remarkable eye for detail, he set forth the standard for Godiva's innovative selection of elegant, European shell-molded designs and beautiful packaging."

Plus, just take a look at their chocolate. is there any room for argument? I didn't think so.

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Holiday bonus: What is the origin of the "birds and the bees" saying?

The best I could find was that it could have started with a Cole Porter song "Let's Do It". How risque.

So whether it be with your honey or with some Godiva chocolate, go get your concupiscense on.

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January 13, 2006

Research Day: Brain Freeze, Jam & Jelly, and Following Cops

I'm a ponderer. I don't mean the kind of person who ponders, "Why are we here?" or "What is the meaning of life?" or even "How did I get here?". No, I have to say that my ponderings are not that deep. I'm not saying that they are not important or that they do not occupy a great deal of my time, as most ponders go, you have to devote time to them. But they aren't life altering ponders, or if they are, then one would have to ponder, "How easy can life be altered by a ponder?" But I suspect that would cause a lot of headache.

So, to get off of this whole pondering thing, I think I shall introduce the very first Research Day on The Pointe!

Because I like thinking things.

Why do I get brain freeze when I drink too much ice tea? Now, I suspect that many people out there have had this problem, whether it be with ice tea or ice cream or even just plain old ice without the tea or the cream. So, I think I will be doing the world a service by getting to the bottom of this. One of my first resources that I like to use besides Google is Wikipedia when I need to learn things in a hurry, and wouldn't you know it, Wikipedia had the answer! Man these research days are going to be a piece of ice cream cake! According to Wikipedia:

"The reaction is triggered by the cold substance consumed coming into contact with the roof of the mouth. It irritates nerves in the region (sphenopalatine ganglia), causing them to spasm. These nerves cause the blood vessels in the brain to dilate. When vessels in the brain dilate, a common effect is an acute headache..."

I had no idea that it had anything to do with blood vessels in the head. I just knew that the rate of which you eat said cold substance is what will result in whether or not one gets brain freeze in the first place, and Wikipedia backed my claim with this:

"It is reported that pain can be relieved by moving the tongue to the roof of the mouth, which will cause greater warmth in the region; it is also believed that the pain can be relieved by slowly sipping room temperature water. Laying the head to the side may also provide relief. The pain may be avoided in the first place simply by eating ice cream (or other cold foods or beverages) more slowly."

I've never tried pushing my tongue against the roof of my mouth, but I have tried drinking a beverage that was room temperature. Sadly, this is a seldom option because normally ice tea triggers my brain freeze and ice tea is the only beverage in sight.

So now that we've been chastised by Wikipedia to indulge in colder food/drink items more slowly we shall move onto the difference between Jam & Jelly. This has actually been bothering me for quite some time, but I never thought about looking it up until The Hubby and I were on vacation in San Diego. As we were sitting in Rudford's I noticed that the packets of jelly that they gave us for our english muffins were slightly different. My strawberry packet claimed to have "strawberry jam" while They Hubby's grape packet claimed to have "grape jelly". "What's the difference?" I mused. And sadly, The Hubby had no answer.

What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? Oh great internets, will you have the answer? Well, after searching around Google for a bit the resounding answer was, sorta. See, I found many sites that claimed to know the difference between jam and jelly, but each answer was a bit different. I needed something sound and concrete for my readers. So before I gave up, I turned to the masters of jams and jellies, Smuckers! If anyone knew the difference between the two items the good people at Smuckers would. And they did not disappoint.

Apparently, enough people have asked this question before that they dedicated a whole page to it under their FAQ section. Here is what Smuckers had to say:

JELLY is made from fruit juice. Jelly is clear and firm enough to hold its shape when turned out of its container.

JAM is made from a blend of crushed pieces of fruit and fruit puree.

But that's not all folks! Smuckers went even so far as to describe the differences between other plasma/solid-like substances!

PRESERVES contain whole or large pieces of fruit, making them thicker and more fruit-filled than jams or jellies.

MARMALADE is jelly with shreds of citrus fruit peel.

CONSERVES are jams made from a mixture of citrus fruits and can also include nuts.

FRUIT BUTTERS are made from fruit pulp and sugar cooked together. There is no butter in fruit butter. The term may have developed to describe the appearance of the product or because it is a spread.

CHUTNEY and RELISH are flavorful, seasoned condiments with a consistency similar to jam. Chutney is typically made with fruits and relish is typically made with vegetables.

I suppose I'll never look at relish the same way again. I always thought that relish was just a condiment for your hot dog or burger (and occasionaly a sandwich). Someone out there actually asked Smuckers to clarify the difference between chutney and relish in comparison to jams and jellies? Are they mad?

Before I get upset over the whole relish thing, let us move on to my final topic, which funny enough, has nothing to do with food... or does it? No it doesn't.

Can someone go as fast as a police officer when they don't have their red and blue lights on? This one has been plaguing my friends and me for ages. I have always thought that it was bogus; that no matter what speed the police officer is going, it doesn't change the fact that there is a posted speed limit. The police officer's speed doesn't change that. But I've had enough friends believe this urban legend that I decided to make it part of my research day, that, and I wanted to prove them wrong.

I googled and googled and googled, but to no avail. There was absolutely nothing on the net, as far as I could find, that even remotely helped answer my question. Apparently, people just take it as either fact or fiction, but don't discuss it on the net. Inconsiderate.

A bit lost and totally disappointed with my internet search skills, I wondered who could help me or where I could go to seek this answer besides calling 911 and asking a dispatcher, though I hear they only like being called for "emergencies". What ever that means.

Then the idea hit me as I was thinking about dispatchers and hot cops, "I'll just contact the police directly!" I exclaimed to myself. So, off I went to the internet again and looked up the Phoenix P.D. website. Once there, I found a section where you can actually ask a question and a real live police officer would answer your question, not unlike real live girls you can call on those 900 numbers.

Here is what I wrote the police department:

I have a quick question. I've been wanting to dispell a certain myth
that a lot of my friends believe.

Here's the myth: A person can go as fast on the freeway or city streets
as a police officer if the police officer does not have their red and
blue lights on or their sirens on or both.

I don't buy it, but many people seem to.

Can I get some clarity on this?

Thanks!

Within a day (probably six hours) I received a reply, and here it is:

Starla,
Of course, you are correct in not believing this myth. The reason being,
there are many occasions where officers must arrive on a scene silently.
While lights and sirens protect the public, in some cases they alert the
bad guys that we are coming. While an officer always tries to drive safely
and within the speed limit ourselves, we are required, on occasion, to
go faster than the normal flow of traffic and sometimes, the situation
requires we do so with stealth.
Thanks for asking.

Detective Amos, 6129

Detective Amos, we salute you!

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