Donald Trump appeared before the Republican Jewish Coalition to boast about how much he loves to please Jews, but the interesting bit here is what Lindsey Graham demanded.

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.

AP:

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham says he wants the United States to enter into a mutual defense agreement with Israel to tell the world that “an attack against Israel would be considered an attack against the United States.”

The Republican says America should tell Israel’s enemies that if they seek “to destroy the one and only Jewish state, you have to come through us to get them.”

Whoa there with the golemism.

I get it. We all get it. America is Israel’s golem, and it will protect Israel yadda yadda.

But could they at least tone the gay down a bit?

That thing about America having to “declare to the world how important its relationship is with Israel” just sounds too gay to bear. Graham is like that girl that’s constantly poking you with the “what are we?” questions only to go nuts and start screaming and demanding that you tell everyone that she’s your girlfriend the moment you hesitate to answer.

Only that in this case… America is not the man in the relationship. But Israel isn’t the man here either, because it’s full of Jews who love to suck Jew baby dick and men don’t suck dicks.

So you have this situation where two gay bitches are bitching about two different things that are also kinda the same thing. Donald Trump showing just how good of a goy he is and how America will always love Jews, and Graham demanding that America proves that it truly loves Israel by reaching levels of goyim that shouldn’t even be possible.

It’s basically a gay circle-jerk about how much they both love each other.

No one has even tried to explain how we went from fighting against the British and creating our own country to giving our country away to the Jews. They’re not even trying to hide that America serves Israel anymore. Our leaders are openly stating that they love Israel, that we’re going to protect Israel, that Israel is all that matters so we’re going to send them money even if our country explodes, and so on and so forth.

It’s not even just that our leaders talk about doing stuff for Israel.

Donald Trump has been the greatest thing ever for Israel. He’s given the Jews more than they ever got from any previous American president.

It may be because of his family having Jewish infiltrators.

Or he may be blackmailed.

Maybe he’s senile and this is just the comfortable place to be for him, going along with whatever is put in front of him.

The details are not important.

Something has turned Trump into the best goy ever, but it doesn’t really matter what exactly is to blame.

What matters is what’s happening, and what’s happening is that Trump proved to be great at achieving Israel’s goals and terrible at achieving the things he promised to the people who voted for him.

At this point, if nothing else changes but we get $1000 dollars a month, we’d all be better off.