Pickaninnies

Source: Frustration
Published: Jul 5, 2019
Author: Dakmar
Post Date: 2019-07-05 21:22:19 by Dakmar
Views: 366

So I had the day off and decided to redeem a "The Works" coupon at my local carwash rather than drag out the hose, bucket, and commensurate number of towels I'd need to hose off the Mustang. Specifically hose off some organic looking, rust colored compound that had either settled or been deposited on the hood the night before. Looked like a big bird poop, might have been a dead peony hoisted onto the car by local Mexican children in the throws of some twisted ceremonial rapture for all I know. It was powdery...

At the CarWash, they had three lanes open. Two were moving just fine, the one I picked however apparently required five minutes of discussion with the car in front of me...

So a white guy comes out of the office, takes my ticket and asks me to back up a little and he would open the Express Lane gate. Bless that Napolean Dynamite looking MF! :)

Only two cars waiting to enter the actual carwash drive-through, but the one in front of me did not understand (or chose to ignore) instructions about where the front wheel needs to be for this magic to work properly. The people behind me, fortunately, were just as observant as I and left plenty of room to back up.

While all this shuffling was going about, I rolled down my passenger side window and asked the pickaninny with the sprayer hose if she would mind giving the goop buildup on my hood a little attention. Big smiles all around, but ultimately no extra pre-rinse, she just kept motioning me to come forward.

Fortunately, another white guy was running the final button, and also had a sprayer. I tapped my windshield a couple times and got his attention. Pointed to cruddy orange crap on the hood and he gave it a good power rinse before getting into actual wash.

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#1: Horse    To: Dakmar (#0)

So what happens if the employer has to pay worthless employees $15 an hour when demographics make it impossible to elect a Republican President?

Horse posted on 2019-07-05 21:49:26   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Dakmar    To: Horse (#1)

So what happens if the employer has to pay worthless employees $15 an hour when demographics make it impossible to elect a Republican President?

Continued subsidies?

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-05 22:35:54   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Dakmar    To: Horse (#1)

So what happens if the employer has to pay worthless employees $15 an hour when demographics make it impossible to elect a Republican President?

OMG, that would be great, I feel a song coming on...:)

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-05 22:46:01   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Lod    To: Dakmar (#3)

Many faster-food places here have Hiring $12/hour signs on their marquees. I don't believe that anyone here is working for minimum wage above or beneath the table.

Lod posted on 2019-07-05 23:08:20   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Dakmar    To: Lod (#4)

If I had a job holding a squirter to squirt cars, I guarantee you those would be the wettest cars ever, right?

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-05 23:11:37   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Lod    To: Dakmar (#5)

She prolly didn't receive the proper training for such an complex task.

Lod posted on 2019-07-05 23:13:54   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Dakmar    To: Lod (#6)

LOL, let's call in Harvard, they know towels and drying and shining, right?

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-05 23:17:26   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Dakmar    To: Lod (#4)

I'd play music all day for love and sammiches. :)

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-05 23:40:33   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Lod    To: Dakmar (#7)

Looks like it's time for aptitude tests for car washes.

It's really a beyond pathetic situation. Talk about zero hope for the future.

Our hispanic yard crew was here today with what looked like a 13-14yo backpack blower trainee on board. He wasn't as thorough as his uncle or father, but he did a passable job and should improve over time to running a weed-eater or maybe even handling the big mower.

Hopefully the ten hour day, six days a week work in this heat/humidity will show him the wisdom of excelling in an air-conditioned school this fall.

Lod posted on 2019-07-06 00:42:16   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Dakmar    To: Lod (#9)

Hopefully the ten hour day, six days a week work in this heat/humidity will show him the wisdom of excelling in an air-conditioned school this fall.

What do we do with the kids that don't understand "bring me a clean glass?" if they don't know the difference?

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-06 00:45:56   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Dakmar    To: Lod (#9)

Our hispanic yard crew was here today with what looked like a 13-14yo backpack blower trainee on board. He wasn't as thorough as his uncle or father, but he did a passable job and should improve over time to running a weed-eater or maybe even handling the big mower.

Hopefully the ten hour day, six days a week work in this heat/humidity will show him the wisdom of excelling in an air-conditioned school this fall.

Of course it will all work out, Lod. “Going up that river was like traveling back to the earliest beginnings of the world, when vegetation rioted on the earth and the big trees were kings. An empty stream, a great silence, an impenetrable forest. The air was warm, thick, heavy, sluggish. There was no joy in the brilliance of sunshine. The long stretches of the waterway ran on, deserted, into the gloom of overshadowed distances. On silvery sand-banks hippos and alligators sunned themselves side by side. The broadening waters flowed through a mob of wooded islands; you lost your way on that river as you would in a desert, and butted all day long against shoals, trying to find the channel, till you thought yourself bewitched and cut off for ever from everything you had known once—somewhere—far away—in another existence perhaps. There were moments when one’s past came back to one, as it will sometimes when you have not a moment to spare for yourself; but it came in the shape of an unrestful and noisy dream, remembered with wonder amongst the overwhelming realities of this strange world of plants, and water, and silence. And this stillness of life did not in the least resemble a peace. It was the stillness of an implacable force brooding over an inscrutable intention. It looked at you with a vengeful aspect. I got used to it afterwards; I did not see it any more; I had no time. I had to keep guessing at the channel; I had to discern, mostly by inspiration, the signs of hidden banks; I watched for sunken stones; I was learning to clap my teeth smartly before my heart flew out, when I shaved by a fluke some infernal sly old snag that would have ripped the life out of the tin-pot steamboat and drowned all the pilgrims; I had to keep a lookout for the signs of dead wood we could cut up in the night for next day’s steaming. When you have to attend to things of that sort, to the mere incidents of the surface, the reality—the reality, I tell you—fades. The inner truth is hidden—luckily, luckily. But I felt it all the same; I felt often its mysterious stillness watching me at my monkey tricks, just as it watches you fellows performing on your respective tight-ropes for—what is it? half-a-crown a tumble—”

“Try to be civil, Marlow,” growled a voice, and I knew there was at least one listener awake besides myself.""

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-06 01:02:55   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Lod    To: Dakmar (#11)

That's semi-familiar, but I can't name it...like I can't name many things these days.

Lod posted on 2019-07-06 01:11:56   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Dakmar    To: Lod (#12)

I'll buy you a beer if I ever make it south of DFW, alright?

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-06 01:15:08   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Dakmar    To: Lod (#12)

Garage bands never get this right. :)

Dakmar posted on 2019-07-06 01:37:30   Reply   Private Reply