Hey Dakkie, I'm putting down your deposit for a Tesla CyberTruck!

Source: Satan's Circus
Published: Dec 3, 2019
Author: some kook that's on his way out
Post Date: 2019-12-03 21:01:20 by Esso
Views: 1738

OK buddy, you're on the hook now. Well, not really.

C'mon gearhead, tell me how this is the greatest thing ever. My hands are so f*cked up from whatever, let"s fight & f*ck around, brutha!


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C'mon gearhead, tell me how this is the greatest thing ever. My hands are so f*cked up from whatever, let"s fight & f*ck around, brutha!

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#1: Dakmar    To: Esso (#0)

I could lift a Tesla with one hand if I had a 2500 mile long lever.

Dakmar posted on 2019-12-03 21:25:10   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Dakmar (#1)

Cm'on brutha, you can do better than Scotty!

Get that sumbitch in my 20' garage!

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 21:29:34   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Dakmar    To: Esso (#2)

For an extra 20 grand you can get a NCC 1701 tape sticker on the hood.

Dakmar posted on 2019-12-03 21:33:10   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

I can do that with my brother label maker.

You need to get with me for the next ACD wingding. You can stay with me, but I have a "little peoples" house.

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 21:38:21   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

Shoot, man, I guess we're the only gearheads here.

I just had a client want me to help him hang Xmas lights. Didn't seem to understand that he didn't need an EE or AE to do that.

The price per hour was tempting though. $0.00/hr. Yeah, I turned it down.

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 22:21:35   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: All, Dakmar, Lodwick, Christine. 4um, (#5)

Hey, I love all ya' folks. Have a nice holidays!

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 22:25:24   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Lod    To: Esso (#6)

If I could go Rip van Winkle 'till about the end of January, that would be wonderful. Otherwise, bah humbug, except for the little kids that still believe.

Lod posted on 2019-12-03 22:41:39   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: Lod, Dakmar, Christine, 4um (#7)

I love ya Loddy, and Dakky. Shoot, I was supposed to meet you guys before texting woman dusted me off 6 yrs ago. Yeah, holidays suck.

I'm trying to negotiate on the back channels to see Dak, like I was going to do with you and Chrissy before I was killed.

Holidays suck for me that I've got no one extant.

I've got this little Xmas tree that Mom made so many years ago. I wish I could show it to you 4um. I'm an idiot when it comes to computers.

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 23:36:24   Reply   Private Reply


#9: titorite    To: Esso (#0)

It is an ugly truck that likely can't haul for shit. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to be seen driving it. Proly someone that drinks lots of soy.

titorite posted on 2019-12-04 04:16:35   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Lod    To: Esso, 4 (#8)

Six years have flown by, and time just keeps on accelerating. Aging is definitely not for sissies.

The temp today is foreguessed to be in the mid-seventies should you want to relocate to a more temperate clime.

Lod posted on 2019-12-04 10:10:07   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Lod    To: titorite (#9)

About the only thing that EVs can haul is ass and ashes.

Lod posted on 2019-12-04 10:11:30   Reply   Private Reply


#12: GreyLmist    To: Esso (#6)

Have a nice holidays!

I'd say have a nice holiday season to all, as well, but I've stopped openly celebrating holidays online until after they're over - maybe; or maybe not then either. It's not that I'd prefer to be thought dismissive or Grinchily rude about it. I still celebrate them offline, as usual, and quietly online and am always glad that others are cheerily having a nice celebration but it's the principle of the thing to me -- that people who'd like to respectfully celebrate Military commerative days in some moments of Peace are given no temporary truce at all by those who litterarily spit at our Protectors whenever and wherever they want to do that. I refuse to be confined to a private "Free Speech Zone" on those special occasions to be dismissive of their rudeness at those times. Sure, the Military would be the first to say that they defend everyone's right to Freedom of Speech every day, but the Freedom of Speech of others who are obnoxiously disrespectful and hateful isn't being obstructed and restricted to a "Free Speech" cell-block so as to not have to wade through what amounts to typed trash and slime to read, hear or say something appreciative about our Military. This is like my belated Armistice-Veterans Day and Thanksgiving Day combined protestings of the problem, I guess, but might peacefully protest the "woke" noisemakers in advance for Christmas this year.

GreyLmist posted on 2019-12-05 10:37:48   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Lod    To: GreyLmist, 4 (#12)

My Christmas wish is that all our troops would leave the eternal hell-hole of the middle east and come defend the borders here.

Lod posted on 2019-12-05 11:50:54   Reply   Private Reply


#14: GreyLmist    To: Lod (#13)

My Christmas wish is that all our troops would leave the eternal hell-hole of the middle east and come defend the borders here.

I'd like to celebrate their return home immediately. : )

GreyLmist posted on 2019-12-05 12:59:33   Reply   Private Reply