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#1: NeoconsNailed    To: Horse (#0)

Real name Paltrowich and (((she's))) full of wacky ideas and products concerning lady parts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwyneth_Paltrow#Goop

https://www.modernhealthcare.com/safety-quality/gwyneth-paltrow-bringing- her-goop-brand-netflix

'in 2018 Goop paid $145,000 in civil penalties after California prosecutors accused it of making unsubstantiated, harmful health claims regarding “vaginal eggs” and essential oil products it sold. Don’t even ask about the vaginal steaming.'

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-15 19:56:35   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Aleena, Horse, Dakmar, 4um (#0)

Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 Vagina Scented Candle Is Already Sold Out

That's just great.

First Putin screws up my chances of getting my mail-order bride into the states by getting his whole cabinet (gov't) to quit. (Trump should give him a call.) Shoot, there's $15,000 down the drain. I'll always love you Aleena!

Jeffery Epstein isn't returning my calls or answering his door downtown. So much for my Super Platinum client card.

And now this... What's an old rich guy to do in trying times like this?

Dakkie, you might need to send me that list of "special numbers" again.

Pizdec!!!!!!

Esso posted on 2020-01-15 20:29:15   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Anthem    To: Horse (#0)

I hear that if you punch a hole in the top of a can of tuna then stuff a wick into the hole you can get the same scent for 75¢.

Anthem posted on 2020-01-18 02:03:17   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Lod    To: Anthem, 4 (#3)

Would Starkist evoke Nancy Pelosi?

Lod posted on 2020-01-18 07:58:00   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Lod    To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

Damn, sounds like she should have perished in the north Atlantic...

Lod posted on 2020-01-18 08:21:37   Reply   Private Reply

#6: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#2)

Sorry to hear about all of your troubles. But honestly now, you might want to sing Puttinsky "Someone saved my life tonight" -- because he may have just saved you a lot more than 15k. No doubt you've heard the horror stories.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-18 13:17:10   Reply   Private Reply

#7: NeoconsNailed    To: Lod (#5)

Totally. Hope she dies soon!

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-18 13:17:41   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Lod    To: NeoconsNailed, Esso, Horse, sniffers, 4 (#7)

from site - prolly smells nice

Gwyneth Paltrow is either insane, or a marketing genius. We're going to guess the latter.

Why? Because she is selling a candle through her online "Goop" store for $75 and it's already sold out. We're not sure what the margins run on $75 candles, but they've got to be pretty good.

So what's the hook that's bringing people in? The name of the candle is "This Smells Like My Vagina".

Yes, for just $75, perverts around the world can fool themselves into thinking they are living in the nether regions of the famous 47 year old actress by shelling out for and burning the candle, which according to Fox News actually is made up of geranium, citrusy bergamot and cedar smells.

The idea for the candle supposedly started as a joke and the product description online reads: “This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP -- the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh ... this smells like a vagina’ -- but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent.”

Lod posted on 2020-01-18 14:55:27   Reply   Private Reply

#9: BTP Holdings    To: Lod (#8)

"This Smells Like My Vagina".

I would not hazard a guess to say that it tastes like it too. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-01-18 15:32:03   Reply   Private Reply

#10: NeoconsNailed    To: Lod (#8)

She's a genius all right -- just like the Fed* banks are at fleecing the dumb goyim a century at a time, destroying the value of the currency and so forth.

jew talk show hosts are VIRTUOSIC at debasing public tastes and standards. Just artists!

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* or FED as it's idiotically written anymore

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-18 16:10:44   Reply   Private Reply

#11: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#10)

jew talk show hosts are VIRTUOSIC at debasing public tastes

I'll take some chive cheese with that bagel, please. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-01-18 16:14:17   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Lod    To: All (#8)

i had to look up bergamont

the bergamot orange is a fragrant citrus fruit the size of an orange, with a yellow or green color similar to a lime, depending on ripeness

Lod posted on 2020-01-18 17:15:06   Reply   Private Reply

#13: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

wacky ideas and products concerning lady parts.

We knew this guy when we lived in Illinois. Everyone called him "pup tent" because, well, you know, that is what the sheets looked like in bed.

One time I was talking with this girl I knew about her moving in with me. Her boyfriend was a hot head and he came charging at me. I tried to walk away but he would not back off. I tried to get him with a back hand. He ducked and went low on me.

I sat on him and grabbed him by his hair and mashed his face into the pavement a few times.

He told "pup tent" I kicked his ass. Pup tent told him, "He didn't kick your ass. He kicks people's asses for a living."

That is when I was working concert security part time and working full time for the State. I was pretty good at the concert security thing too. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-01-18 20:18:37   Reply   Private Reply

#14: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#13)

We knew you were -- impressive story ;)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-18 20:33:03   Reply   Private Reply

#15: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#11)

LOL! I used to play music at a Jew Jersey synagogue, and oh boy the EATS they'd have at their 'oneg shabbat' afterwards! rainbow cookies, chocolate babka and much more prepared to a perfection. Miss that so much --them too, they were the best 'church' I ever worked in.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-18 20:48:57   Reply   Private Reply

#16: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#14)

We knew you were

I was in plenty of street fights in Chicago. It was a tough neighborhood and I knew of several who were killed or beaten badly. I carried a pistol from time to time strictly for self preservation. The thing is, the bad guys never knew when I had it with me. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-01-18 20:54:02   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Dakmar    To: NeoconsNailed (#10)

jew talk show hosts are VIRTUOSIC at debasing public tastes and standards. Just artists!

Here’s where ex-Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh spent her ‘Healthy Holly’ money, according to federal indictment

Dakmar posted on 2020-01-18 20:59:02   Reply   Private Reply

#18: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#17)

Instead, according to an indictment of Pugh by a federal grand jury in Baltimore and a plea agreement involving aide Gary Brown Jr., she in some cases sold the same books to multiple purchasers and failed to deliver them to the intended recipients.

Pugh took down two of her associates in this scandal. ;)

Two of Pugh’s associates ― longtime aide Gary Brown Jr. and Roslyn Wedington, the director of a nonprofit Pugh championed ― have agreed to plead guilty in the investigation, according to just-unsealed agreements.

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-01-18 21:10:31   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed (#6)

Sorry to hear about all of your troubles.

I'm Ok, just a low tolerance for stupidity.

FWIW, my goofy post above was internet nonsense. A reply to stupid shit.

Esso posted on 2020-01-18 21:44:49   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Lod    To: Esso (#19)

Does that mean that I shouldn't send my letters to Vlad and Jeff telling them to make things right with you, in your hour of need? Please advise, asap. Thanks.

Lod posted on 2020-01-18 22:16:35   Reply   Private Reply

#21: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#19)

You posted again! Good!

Not true about Putin and bride? Whew!

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-18 23:55:47   Reply   Private Reply

#22: NeoconsNailed    To: Dakmar (#17)

Fantastic, absolutely great! That a prominent blackness deity got herself in such deep STUPID trouble.

Article starts accusing her of 'double selling' but then 'The Baltimore Sun revealed this year that Pugh collected nearly $800,000 by selling her Healthy Holly books to various entities'. They like to soft pedal diversitee crimes in headlines and then do a gradual reveal.

But I ask you, how could any adult person expect such a blatant scam to work? This is the characteristic socio-genetic failing of negroes -- they cannot think abstractly.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-19 00:03:05   Reply   Private Reply

#23: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#22)

how could any adult person expect such a blatant scam to work? This is the characteristic socio-genetic failing of negroes

When I worked for State of Illinois, a black guy I worked with took a bunch of those 48" aluminum signs to the recycling yard and sold them.

The state inspectors found two that had not been put thru the shredder and that was enough to hang him. Last I heard he was driving a garbage truck. No idea where he is now, and if he did not gat away from the dope he might be dead.

We had the exact same birthday. One time he got busted and went to jail. A month later I got busted and went to jail. What's up with that? :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-01-19 07:28:42   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Bill D Berger    To: Horse (#0)

The Rock Jokes about Making a Candle That Smells like His Balls

Bill D Berger posted on 2020-01-19 22:05:20   Reply   Private Reply

#25: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#23)

What was he gonna do with those damn signs? Do they just compulsively steal to be perverse?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-19 23:10:53   Reply   Private Reply

#26: NeoconsNailed    To: Bill D Berger (#24)

I remember when people weren't in a rush to mention genitalia, much less by their slang names. Compared to this endless stream of calculated smut it was wonderful.

The stuff they're saying reveals their minds, and they're trash -- just like newscasters and their on-air verbal 'bloopers'. You know, everything in today's anti-culture isn't merely anarchic and crass, it's all subconsciously a show put on to defy the middle-class values of pre-Beatles years -- yeah, 55 years after the fact.

www.youtube.com/watch? v=V_nsWxpD924

These entertainment gods and media darlings think they're just being "daring", "edgy", even "bold" and "courageous" in pushing the bounds -- the poison legacy of (((Lenny Bruce et al))) -- but it's all really a puerile, hippie-ish sass in the face of moms and dads now dead for their opposition to the jew-driven youth revolt of the 60s.

Even as they glow with the fantasy they're the vanguard of a freer, less uptight world, these rootless wretches are really only 1960s teenagers childishly 'sticking it to' the WW2 generation.

A nigger's nuts in the news in response to a jewess's jive about her junk -- JUST what civilization needed most this quiet Sabbath eve.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-01-19 23:32:43   Reply   Private Reply