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#1: Pinguinite    To: Lod (#0)

I didn't think from the title that the meaning was literal.

Pinguinite posted on 2020-02-05 00:05:00   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Horse    To: Lod (#0)

This is called sucking up all the Oxygen in th room. On the night of the Iowa caucus all eyes were on the Democrats who were so inept they could not count votes. On the night of the SOTU Pelosi behaves idiotically. Months of impeachment BS followed by two nights of stupidity. So the candidates are all in a hole about 60 feet deep trying to get to the surface before the Democrat Convention.

Horse posted on 2020-02-05 00:25:44   Reply   Private Reply

#3: X-15    To: Lod (#0)

She thought it was her bar tab....

X-15 posted on 2020-02-05 00:32:36   Reply   Private Reply

#4: BTP Holdings    To: X-15 (#3)

She thought it was her bar tab....

I was working security at a bar not far from where I lived in Illinois.

One night I saw a guy reach across the bar and grab a beer from the ice.

I walked over there and took the beer from him and the beer from his buddy and set them on the bar.

The guy sitting on the bar stool that took the beer, I grab him by his clothes and pick him up and move him 5 or 6 feet before his feet hit the ground.

Then I holler over at the door, "Check his (buddy's) jacket!" He had a beer stuck in the sleeve of his jacket.

I wonder how long they had been doing that before they got caught. :-O

But the owner of that place missed some kind of balloon payment and the business went back to the original owner. It could be that he maxed out 3 credit cards gambling online. His regular job was working at a bank, so I guess he could get the cards. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-02-05 02:31:07   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Lod    To: Pinguinite, Horse, X-15, BTPHoldings (#1)

That stunt may cost her all future air-miles on USAF planes.

Lod posted on 2020-02-05 07:51:13   Reply   Private Reply

#6: titorite    To: Pinguinite (#1)

I didn't think from the title that the meaning was literal

Rational sane adults don't expect that level of immaturity from other adults.

Personally, I blame her Handlers. It's elder abuse I tell ya. She is senile. She can't remember her name sometimes. Someone should honestly intervene

titorite posted on 2020-02-05 07:54:14   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Pinguinite    To: Lod (#0)

Just remember that Pelosi doesn't hate Trump. She doesn't hate anyone. She's a Christian and prays for him and if you ask her if she hates Trump she'll be very angry with you.

Pinguinite posted on 2020-02-05 15:49:40   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Pinguinite, 4um (#7)

She's a Christian and prays for him and if you ask her if she hates Trump she'll be very angry with you.

Yeah, maybe. The dopey, old bitty should've signed that ripped in half speech and used her franking privileges to send it to me.

Think of what that damned thing would go for on Ebay.

Esso posted on 2020-02-05 16:12:28   Reply   Private Reply

#9: X-15    To: Lod (#5)

POTUS Trump should make her fly in a J-3 Piper Cub.

X-15 posted on 2020-02-05 17:52:25   Reply   Private Reply

#10: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#8)

Think of what that damned thing would go for on Ebay.

We were working The Grateful Dead at Soldier Field in Chicago. The van pulled up and Jerry Garcia jumped out. Some guy on the local crew nailed him for the autograph. Band Security was screaming, "Security! Get this guy out of here!" So I grab him and tell him, "Disappear until this guy cools off." He said to me, "Do you know what that signature is worth?" I told him, "I have no idea so just get lost." Some people are just that way. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-02-05 17:57:47   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: X-15 (#9)

Trump should make her fly in a J-3 Piper Cub.

Bullshit! That'd be too much fun.

Haul "Miss I hate American Morals" around in a Yugo.

Hell, either way, Cub or Yugo, make me the chauffeur, I got nothin' left to lose. I'd have to update my FAA medical, but I'm sure Don could make that happen. :)

(Edit) HA! Air Force Zero! I think I'm gonna need a bigger plane.

Esso posted on 2020-02-05 18:13:39   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#10)

Jerry Garcia

Oh, he was that dude named after a flavor of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, right?

J/K

Esso posted on 2020-02-05 19:30:20   Reply   Private Reply

#13: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#12)

Oh, he was that dude named after a flavor of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, right?

Yeah, Cherry Garcia comes to mind. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-02-05 19:59:07   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, Lod (#13)

Cherry.

Esso posted on 2020-02-05 20:22:06   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#13)

Y'all have been appointed executors of my will. You have one job, get this played at my funeral.

Dakmar posted on 2020-02-05 20:33:19   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Lod    To: Esso, X-15, 4um (#11)

maybe nance could hitch a ride

Lod posted on 2020-02-05 20:34:16   Reply   Private Reply

#17: StraitGate    To: Lod (#16)

Careful, Lod. With that image you risk rekindling the inane "200 Proofs..." thread.

StraitGate posted on 2020-02-05 20:45:52   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Lod    To: StraitGate (#17)

Maybe, since it's only 2D, no one will be "triggered." I hope.

My intentions were pure.

Lod posted on 2020-02-05 20:55:28   Reply   Private Reply

#19: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#15)

Another time we were working the Dead at Soldier Field. Myself and anther guy were behind the stage where no one was sitting. This guy comes out of the tunnel and runs and sits up in front of the scoreboard.

So we wave him down, "C'mon down here!" When he gets to us we ask, "How did you get in here? Do you have a ticket?" He tried to run and we grabbed him. Then he tried to fight us. We told him, "If you fight us you will be going to jail. How did you get in here?"

He told us he rode his bike in. He fell in with the roadies and rode in with the, "OK, so where is your bike now?" He said, "It's chained up to the rail downstairs." I said, "Give me the key and I will bring it out to you."

I tried to sell it on the way out, but there were no takers.

I told him, "You're lucky to get this back." ROTFLMAO!

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-02-05 21:14:43   Reply   Private Reply

#20: FormerLurker    To: StraitGate (#17)

Post Comment Please cut and paste the portion of the text to which you are replying, if any, into the "Quote" box using your computer's editing features. On 2020-02-05 20:45:52, StraitGate wrote:

To: Lod Careful, Lod. With that image you risk rekindling the inane "200 Proofs..." thread.

LOL!!

FormerLurker posted on 2020-02-05 21:28:32   Reply   Private Reply

#21: FormerLurker    To: Pinguinite (#1)

I didn't think from the title that the meaning was literal.

Same here, till I saw it on Fox News...

FormerLurker posted on 2020-02-05 21:29:29   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#19)

I never had a problem with the older Dead Heads, but the younger ones that followed the tours after Jerry died were almost all SJW type pricks.

Dakmar posted on 2020-02-05 21:50:22   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Dakmar    To: StraitGate, Lod (#17)

Dakmar posted on 2020-02-05 21:51:34   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Lod    To: Dakmar (#23)

Wonderful musical cover of Ecclesiastes, the book, thanks.

Lod posted on 2020-02-05 22:06:26   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: Lod, 4um (#16)

I love you Loddy. Shoot, you should change your nik to "St. Lodwick" I can't imagine what this joint would be like without your gentle guiding hand.

I'm gonna miss you when I'm gone.

Esso posted on 2020-02-06 00:47:54   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Esso    To: StraitGate, Lod, 4um (#17)

Careful, Lod. With that image you risk rekindling the inane "200 Proofs.

It'll never go away.

How come everything else we see is a round like a meat ball and we are are a supposed be a flat like a pancake?

Bonus points to anyone who finds the Buggs Bunny cartoon about this nonsense.

My little buddy, Pluto has an atmosphere, but he's still kicked out from being a planet.

Geeze, it's not he's gay or anything, it's just a lonely little rock in the middle of nowhere, kinda like me.

Esso posted on 2020-02-06 00:55:10   Reply   Private Reply

#27: Esso    To: Dakmar (#15)

Y'all have been appointed executors of my will. You have one job, get this played at my funeral.

Dakkie, I wanted to give you my shit. When I'm gone, things will be OK. Call BTP.

Esso posted on 2020-02-06 01:07:46   Reply   Private Reply

#28: StraitGate    To: Esso (#26)

StraitGate posted on 2020-02-06 20:55:39   Reply   Private Reply

#29: Lod    To: StraitGate (#28)

What more proof do we need?

thanks

Lod posted on 2020-02-06 21:01:53   Reply   Private Reply