The single thing that Donald Trump has the power to do as president is do funny tweets.

Now they’re trying to shut him down on that front as well.

In an interview with ABC News on Thursday, Attorney General William Barr, who is half Jewish, went on a dumb, emotional rampage and said that Trump’s tweets “make it impossible for me to do my job.”

“I think it’s time to stop the tweeting about Department of Justice criminal cases,” Barr told ABC News Chief Justice Correspondent and bespectacled “smart negro” Pierre Thomas.

“I’m not going to be bullied or influenced by anybody … whether it’s Congress, a newspaper editorial board, or the president,” Barr said. “I’m gonna do what I think is right. And you know … I cannot do my job here at the department with a constant background commentary that undercuts me.”

Barr is a controversial figure, as it was his fault that Jeffrey Epstein died in prison. His father Donald, who is Jewish, was associated with Epstein, and appears to have been responsible for hiring him at Dalton School, a prestigious private school in New York, back in the 1970s. Even if you assume “East Coast Jewish elite all know each other,” this is an extreme coincidence.

Donald Barr also wrote a weird science fiction book about sex trafficking.

But I must warn you: if you find any of this interesting, VICE will call you a conspiracy theorist. And I don’t know if you’ll be able to handle that.

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