From time to time in my life I've needed a plumber, an electrician, a doctor, and even a lawyer. But I've never needed an entertainer.

From time to time in my life I've needed a plumber, an electrician, a doctor, and even a lawyer. But I've never needed an entertainer.

So true. I need a lawyer now so I get rid of that woman at court house. She keeps screwing me over. If I get letter from my doctor that says I can handle my own finances, then Legal Aid will send me one for free to help me out. ;)

However, Eastwood told Ellen DeGeneres in an interview that he preferred the libertarian point of view, Reason reported.

Bloomberg a libertarian - and I am Pope Pedophile the 13th !

Eastwood is senile !

Eastwood is senile !

That crossed my mind too. ;)

senile !

Senile or making nice with the corporate democrat establishment that he feels he has to kiss up to.

Bloombergstein will dredge up a lot of odd flotsam and jetsam in its wake before this trip is over.

Bon voyage.

flotsam and jetsam

They were a thrash metal band we worked in Chicago back in the day. Not my cup of tea and there were the usual number of jerks to deal with. ;)

en.wikipe dia.org/wiki/Flotsam_and_Jetsam_(band)

thrash metal band

Didn't know there was such a thing. Born in the wrong century, I guess.

Just wow.

Thrash metal (or simply thrash) is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music characterized by its overall aggression and often fast tempo. The songs usually use fast percussive beats and low-register guitar riffs, overlaid with shredding-style lead guitar work. The lyrical subject matter often deals with criticisms of The Establishment and concern over the destruction of the environment, and at times shares a disdain for Christian dogma resembling that of their black metal counterparts. The language is typically quite direct and denunciatory, an approach borrowed from hardcore punk.

thrash metal band

Didn't there was such a thing. Born in the wrong century, I guess.

Just wow.

Does your old lady keep you tied to a post all day or what?

You really need some exposure to real life. LOL

I am really lucky to recall these things because of my illness. ;)

it would be amusing if it wasn't so pathetic.

Does your old lady keep you tied to a post all day or what?

Shit.

I lived through whole movies scenes: end-of 60s, the 70's, the 80s, etc., etc.

Singularly unimpressed for the most part.

Better half & I do go out country dancin' from time to time. Cheers.

Better half & I do go out country dancin' from time to time. Cheers.

I could really cut a rug back when I lived in Illinois and went to Country Music Inn (closed long ago).

I had call forwarding when I lived in Wheeling. I was on call for snow and ice and decided to go out. I walked into CMI and paid the cover at the door. I had not even gotten to order a beer and a call came in at the bar and they were paging me.

I got on the line and told the boss I had just got there and not even ordered a beer, and that if I had a few in me I would tell them to call my back up.

So I told the doorman I would be back in a couple hours. I went to the yard and grabbed a truck and took care of the icing complaint and went back to CMI after I parked the truck. Took about 2 hours like I said.

I was there the night it closed for good. I wanted to grab the steer horns above the back door, but the bartender told me, "Leave them there."

Oh well, some guys have all the luck. ;-/

There is a UPS store on the corner where it used to sit. It was like a lot of places. The property was worth more than the annual revenues, It was the same way for Riverview Amusement Park in Chicago.

At Riverview you could shoot .22 shorts at the shooting gallery. I think that was the last place around you could do that. ;)

I'll bet you was the baddass!

One night I was in CMI and there were these three guys there who were from South Africa.

They said they did not understand how the U.S. came to be from coast to coast.

We were using my body as a map. Left side was east coast and right was west coast. In the middle was Mid-West.

One of them points below my belt and says, "What's down there?"

I said, "That's Mexico. We don't go there." ROTFLMAO!

There's an immigration checkpoint coming north from Brownsville where the guy in uniform stops your car and asks for your citizenship.

"South Africa."

"Passport, please."

Oh oh. She and her friends forgot their papers. That was a five hour drive with the passports to get them out of a jam. We did teach her to drive. She went through the neighbors' garage door.

It's always interesting and instructive to have folks around from other places.

It's always interesting and instructive to have folks around from other places.

I knew this Swedish girl named Sandy when I lived in suburban Palatine. She was a Nanny. She stayed past her Visa. They caught her and sent her back to Sweden.

I always said, "Swedish Sandy had lips like cotton candy." ROTFLOL

Let the two-minutes hate begin!! The daily, public period during which members of the Outer Party of Oceania must watch a film depicting the perceived enemies of the state, specifically Emmanuel Goldstein Clint Eatswood and his followers, to openly and loudly express hatred for him.

it would be amusing if it wasn't so pathetic.

it interrupts the daily trump praise and worship service, don't you know.

it interrupts the daily trump praise and worship service, don't you know.

Heh heh.

I never once watched the man's TV show. But one thing I've gotten to enjoy about him immensely is the way that he so thoroughly pisses certain people off.