Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blasts Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You
| Source: | https://babylonbee.com/news/lysol-introduces-aerosol-turret-that-automatically-blasts-anyone-who-coughs-within-six-feet-of-you |
| Published: | Mar 20, 2020 |
| Author: | Babylon Bee |
| Post Date: | 2020-03-20 15:17:36 by Lod |
| Views: | 1208 |
#1: randge To: Lod (#0)
It is a pan
demic.randge posted on 2020-03-20 15:29:15 Reply Private Reply
#2: Horse To: randge, Lod (#1)
Horse posted on 2020-03-20 16:20:06 Reply Private Reply
#3: Lod To: Horse (#2)
Keywords: Satire
Lod posted on 2020-03-20 16:37:59 Reply Private Reply
#4: BTP Holdings To: Horse (#2)
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-03-20 18:19:06 Reply Private Reply
#5: BTP Holdings To: randge (#1)
It certainly is. The local taxi will not go to fast food places or convenience stores since this whole thing started. Even the pharmacy has their front door locked and you have to use the drive thru. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-03-20 18:22:10 Reply Private Reply
#6: randge To: Horse (#2)
That was phunny. Thanks for the post. : )
randge posted on 2020-03-20 21:13:04 Reply Private Reply
#7: randge To: BTP Holdings (#5)
I worked for a pharmacist one time. I got locked in working in the cooler as they were shutting the place down one night.
It was dark in the place when I stepped out of the cooler. Couldn't get out of the pharmacy without tripping the alarm. It took me a while to get someone on the horn with a key.
I'd near finished a bottle of wine before a guy showed up to unlock, and I was about to start on another. When he finally came to unlock the front door, the guy said, "Where the hell were ya?"
I was kinda hazy, so I drove home the back way.
randge posted on 2020-03-20 21:24:54 Reply Private Reply
#8: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt To: Horse, Lod (#2)
Have you see Ginger Billy in "How Rednecks Prepare for the Coronavirus"?
Here's the URL but I can't pull it up to see if it works:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdA-3xXBGSI
AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt posted on 2020-03-20 22:21:52 Reply Private Reply
#9: Lod To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#8)
Lod posted on 2020-03-20 22:29:49 Reply Private Reply
#10: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt To: Lod (#9)
AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt posted on 2020-03-20 22:52:31 Reply Private Reply
#11: BTP Holdings To: randge (#7)
I guess they have to refrigerate diabetic meds. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-03-21 08:31:44 Reply Private Reply
#12: BTP Holdings To: Lod (#9)
Nice modular home too. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-03-21 08:36:53 Reply Private Reply
#13: randge To: BTP Holdings (#11)
randge posted on 2020-03-21 11:10:29 Reply Private Reply
#14: BTP Holdings To: randge (#13)
I should ask them at the local pharmacy which meds they need to refrigerate. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-03-21 11:12:15 Reply Private Reply