HELICOPTER MONEY COMING! If Bailouts Don’t Save the Economy, It’s Game Over.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcTxs_86uM
Published: Mar 22, 2020
Author: David Quintieri
Post Date: 2020-03-22 23:22:34 by Horse
Views: 1181


Poster Comment:

We need an update next week when we see more. Buying stocks. Negative interest rates?

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#1: Horse    To: All (#0)

Current US national debt is $23,515,661,447,556.65 . Was $23,201,380,134,806.73 on January 1, 2020.

Wait for it. Helicopter Money coming soon. How long till we get to $25 trillion?

We need a non-interest bearing currency just like Lincoln's Greenbacks. We would have no national debt and save $12 billion a week in interest on the debt.

Horse posted on 2020-03-23 00:12:21   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Horse (#1)

Friggin' heli never makes it here to my joint. Maybe it's because I'm on the final approach to FWA's primary runway. Dunno.

Hmmmm, haven't seen any planes lately...

Esso posted on 2020-03-23 00:56:34   Reply   Private Reply


#3: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#2)

Wait a minute -- where'd the black helicopters go?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-23 00:58:28   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed (#3)

Wait a minute -- where'd the black helicopters go?

In the shop getting painted green?

Esso posted on 2020-03-23 01:09:16   Reply   Private Reply


#5: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#4)

Green?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-23 01:19:47   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed (#5)

Green?

The color of money?

Esso posted on 2020-03-23 01:26:11   Reply   Private Reply


#7: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#6)

Boy, I'm tipsier than I tho't (after 2 glasses of sherry!?!?!)

Funny -- right on ;)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-23 01:30:30   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed (#7)

Boy, I'm tipsier than I tho't (after 2 glasses of sherry!?!?!)

CDC or WHO or whoever says not do drink or smoke too much. Don't worry, I won't rat you out, me and the goob aren't exactly on speaking terms.

Wash your hands, now, peon!

Esso posted on 2020-03-23 02:08:01   Reply   Private Reply


#9: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#8)

You are really funny! But you've actually got a point -- we srsly should be frequently washing hands, e.g. after opening some product from a local story.

Serious business, I spose. I, tho old, am counting on usually good health to get me by.

True confessions -- I have a pair of surgical gloves from the lastime a friend was in the hosp. Mebbe they'll save me.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-23 02:36:42   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed (#9)

I have a pair of surgical gloves from the lastime a friend was in the hosp. Mebbe they'll save me.

Good for you. Send me $4,000,000,000.00 and I'll teach you strict biohazard protocols. j/k

All seriousness aside, there's a lot of profit to be made in chaos...

A month or so ago, I found a big bag of black, all cotton T-shirts (spiff from a lumberyard that I did a lot of biz with). Being an old gopnik (hood, thug), I'm averse to wearing nice clothes. Then it hit me, turn them into black balaclavas/surgical masks for me and my Slav buddies.

Damn, I wish I would've kept my mother's old sewing machine, rather than giving it to someone who needed it. Oh well, easy come, easy go, as they say.

I'm sure everybody's buddy Elon Musk is gearing up his worthless factory/tents to build those "ventilators" that Trump and the goob is so fixated on. Word has it, that Elon already has the v2.0 retrofit ready to roll once there's a huge surplus of them:

"Super Battery Bong Two Gazillion." You and twenty of your friends can smoke your medical MJ all at once!

Party on Uhhmerrika!

Esso posted on 2020-03-23 03:05:53   Reply   Private Reply


#11: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#10)

medical MJ

There was a plan here to turn an old grocery store into an MJ growing operation. But they would have to use grow lights and hydroponics since it is not a greenhouse.

Last I heard the plan had fallen thru. Too bad since we need the jobs here. :-/

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#12: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#10)

You're a Slav! What flavor?

Never mind the balaclava -- can you get me a хрущёвка?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-23 03:42:15   Reply   Private Reply


#13: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#11)

A 'liberal' pal of mine in old Jew Jersey is growing vegs hydroponically. Its use for pot goes back prolly 50-60 yrs -- but whoa, the concept is way older

en.wikipedi a.org/wiki/Hydroponics#History

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-23 03:47:47   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed, 4um (#12)

You're a Slav!

That's what my DNA says.

What flavor?

Don't know, I was always told that I was English/German. Maybe Mom was fooling around with the mailman, gas man, milk man, meter readers, while Dad was fighting the commies at (defense company). :)

Never mind the balaclava -- can you get me a хрущёвка?

My Cyrillic's a little weak (good gopniks don't read or write anyhoo). Wanna see me in my new ushanka? Best hat ever, genuine by-God made in Russia.

Esso posted on 2020-03-23 04:38:44   Reply   Private Reply


#15: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#14)

Wanna see me in my new ushanka?

Da, tovarishch! (Incidentally, as my last official act last nite I lost bigtime at online Scrabble to a Russian who said he'd just watched a documentary about -- UGH -- Bronstein/Trotsky.)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-23 07:45:55   Reply   Private Reply