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#1: NeoconsNailed    To: Horse (#0)

The news keeps getting better ;)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-24 21:23:16   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Lod    To: Horse (#0)

Would it be inappropriate to ask for a private show and lap dance when they deliver the chow?

I'd guess not...but I could be wrong...

Lod posted on 2020-03-24 21:32:50   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Anthem    To: Horse (#0)

In Portland they'd better be armed and ready to ward off lesbian assaults. I knew a woman in the PNW who had been in a long term lesbian relationship and she told me many of them were violent.

Portland men, not much of a threat. They're so limp they let Antifa come into their town and beat up senior citizens.

Anthem posted on 2020-03-24 21:42:34   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: Horse (#0)

Dancers work for tips and tips only

Them and mohels...

Dakmar posted on 2020-03-24 21:47:13   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: Lod (#2)

Would it be inappropriate to ask for a private show and lap dance when they deliver the chow?

It's Daddy you shithead, where's my bourbon?

Worst mistake I ever made was playing the Blue Velvet drinking game - down a shot every time Dennis Hopper says the F-word. Twenty minutes is the record, not counting those participants disqualified by non-recovery.

Dakmar posted on 2020-03-24 21:56:26   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Anthem    To: Dakmar (#4)

Dancers work for tips and tips only

Them and mohels...

That's gettin towards the sick end of things...

Where does a mohel keep his tips?

Anthem posted on 2020-03-24 21:58:42   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: Anthem (#6)

Mohels aren't paid very well, but they get to keep the tips!

Dakmar posted on 2020-03-24 22:05:12   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Lod    To: Dakmar (#7)

Mohels aren't paid very well, but they get to keep the tips!

Like strippers, they live on tips.

Lod posted on 2020-03-24 23:54:02   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Anthem    To: Lod, Dakimar (#8)

A few decades ago I knew a guy who married a stripper. He had a post-grad degree and a good job, but she kept dancing. He said cash would pile up on the kitchen table; one time he counted $30k. They bought a house and he drove a new Jag (dunno what she drove). He had to travel for work, sometimes staying for a week or so, and eventually found out that she would "entertain" while he was gone. He got the house, she didn't want it.

Anthem posted on 2020-03-25 00:16:31   Reply   Private Reply

#10: NeoconsNailed    To: Anthem (#9)

She didn't want it? Did she have her own secret den on the side by then? What a sad story -- but I guess he should have wondered where all that money was coming from.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-03-25 02:26:37   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#0)

Portland Exotic Dancers Pivot To Food Delivery As Strip Clubs Forced To Close

This thread is worthless without pics.

Esso posted on 2020-03-25 11:27:26   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Anthem    To: Esso (#11)

Complete with slut-stamp.

Anthem posted on 2020-03-25 11:47:31   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: Anthem, 4um (#12)

Man, that thing's in great shape!

Not a scratch on the paint, wheels are still white, label is perfect. You should see mine, it's all beat up. Paint worn off the handle etc.

Esso posted on 2020-03-25 12:43:25   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Lod    To: Anthem (#12)

Poor thing prolly feels completely over-dressed.

Lod posted on 2020-03-25 13:11:44   Reply   Private Reply