The IRS will soon be setting up an online page where you can register for direct deposit

Source: https://www.investmentwatchblog.com/%e2%80%aathe-irs-will-soon-be-setting-up-an-online-page-where-you-can-register-for-direct-deposit-if-you-havent-done-so-yet-so-you-can-receive-your-stimulus-check-sooner-%e2%80%ac-%e2%80%aa/
Published: Apr 15, 2020
Author: Chris Martenson
Post Date: 2020-04-15 17:32:17 by Horse
Views: 3216

if you haven’t done so yet, so you can receive your stimulus check sooner.‬ ‪PLEASE EDUCATE AND HELP YOUR NON-TECH FRIENDS/FAMILY SO THEY DON’T GET SCAMMED!

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payments

Any info related to this will be on this page. Please make sure only to use authoritative sources of information.

Check on the status of your Economic Impact Payment This application will give you information about: Your payment status Your payment type Whether we need more information from you, including bank account information.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment

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#1: NeoconsNailed    To: Horse (#0)

Think of that -- mere days after the helicopter chex were announced :-6

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-04-15 17:54:44   Reply   Private Reply

#2: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

Think of that -- mere days after the helicopter chex were announced

I'm sure this brings us all one step closer to virtual digital money.

Once that is completed the people will have no choice but to accept the Mark of the Beast lest they be prohibited from buying and selling. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-04-15 20:10:07   Reply   Private Reply

#3: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#2)

They're forgetting something -- blax and brownz are a privileged class and they deal in lots of cash.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-04-15 20:15:38   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dead Culture Watch    To: Horse (#0)

Thanks man! I tried using the link to give them my bank info. (I still file paper returns) and they asked me what me adjusted gross income for last year was. How the hell do i know? Lol. Who keeps that level of records?

Dead Culture Watch posted on 2020-04-15 20:37:50   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Lod    To: Horse, for singles making less than 75K and couples making less than 150K per 2018 or 19 tax returns (#0)

www.irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payments

Lod posted on 2020-04-15 20:51:07   Reply   Private Reply

#6: NeoconsNailed    To: Lod (#5)

What??? What is it, the latest name for gibs or AFDC?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-04-15 20:55:10   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: NeoconsNailed (#6)

I know a Nigerian dude who can get you your refund in half the time.

Dakmar posted on 2020-04-15 20:56:10   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Lod    To: NeoconsNailed (#6)

Just telling you the parameters, don't agitate yourself.

Lod posted on 2020-04-15 21:39:42   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Fred Mertz    To: Lod (#8)

Good luck with that advice as good as it is.

Fred Mertz posted on 2020-04-15 21:45:36   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Lod    To: Fred Mertz (#9)

Yep, most all advice is only good in hindsight, about as smart as pissing against the wind.

Lod posted on 2020-04-15 22:01:51   Reply   Private Reply

#11: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#7)

Nigerian dude

I know an Interpol officer. He busted four Nigerians for internet fraud. He sent me a picture of them handcuffed wrist to wrist like a daisy chain. They got their machines and all of the contacts and put them out of business to boot. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-04-15 22:15:55   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Fred Mertz    To: BTP Holdings (#11)

I was sponsor of a Nigerian at the Infantry Office Advanced Course at Bedroom #4 at Benning.

Nice guy.

It was weird. We had these African and Middle Eastern guys and then we had this Israeli captain. He was sharp as a tack.

Those Muslim guys drank like sailors on shore leave.

Fred Mertz posted on 2020-04-15 22:24:59   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Lod    To: BTP Holdings (#11)

If you tell stories like this to your MD, without documentation, he'll never say that you're mentally able to take care of yourself.

Lod posted on 2020-04-15 22:26:00   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Fred Mertz    To: Lod (#13)

It seemed like MDs were running this country for a few weeks.

Don't drink, don't smoke, get more exercise, lose 15 pounds and stay locked in your home.

Oh, and don't get lonesome or depressed.

Fred Mertz posted on 2020-04-15 22:32:44   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Dakmar    To: Fred Mertz (#14)

I ripped a big gash in my finger while I was scrubbing lime scale from shut-off valve behind commode, but I think Tilex kills germs, right?

Dakmar posted on 2020-04-15 22:42:38   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Esso    To: Dakmar (#15)

I stumbled coming down my steps and cut my ear pretty bad. Took 4 or 5 stitches, only cost us ~$17,000.

Esso posted on 2020-04-15 22:50:25   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Fred Mertz    To: Dakmar (#15)

Did you use sandpaper? What #?

I've done the same recently when my water bill increased. How come these fuckers charge us for water? I should have gotten a $6,000 well - it would have been cheaper.

Fred Mertz posted on 2020-04-15 22:52:35   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Esso    To: Fred Mertz, 4um (#14)

Don't drink, don't smoke, get more exercise, lose 15 pounds and stay locked in your home.

I saw a headline a day or so ago that smokers were much more likely NOT to die from WuFlu.

Esso posted on 2020-04-15 22:56:07   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#16)

Ouch. I knew a guy up in Kokomo, years ago, 82 Airborne. Got drunk one time and punched through a glass ceiling light globe. I offered to drive him to emergency room, but that wasn't happening, so I got a needle and thread from the girl across the the hall and he sewed himself up, probably like ten stitches. I've never been afraid to admit I'm a bit of a pussy ever since, no way I could have done that.

Dakmar posted on 2020-04-15 22:59:32   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Fred Mertz (#17)

Did you use sandpaper? What #?

There was some sort of jagged burr on the nut that held the water line to the valve. I was just using teflon scouring pad. I was on a cleaning binge and went overboard trying to polish anything metal.

Dakmar posted on 2020-04-15 23:02:21   Reply   Private Reply

#21: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#19)

I've never been afraid to admit I'm a bit of a pussy ever since,

I popped a vein in my ankle a few years back. I put my finger on it and stopped the bleeding. A short time later I was in E.R. at hospital with the same problem. I told the doctor what I had done.

He said, "If you think I am going to stand here with my finger on that you are dreaming." He gave me a few stitches. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-04-15 23:08:01   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Esso    To: Dakmar (#20)

There was some sort of jagged burr on the nut that held the water line to the valve. I was just using teflon scouring pad. I was on a cleaning binge and went overboard trying to polish anything metal.

That's why you need to call a professional, I could've handled that little mishap for one, two million dollars tops.

Esso posted on 2020-04-15 23:44:42   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

I've never been afraid to admit I'm a bit of a pussy ever since, no way I could have done that.

Everybody's a pussy when it comes to a life or death situation.

I guess the deal is owning up to it.

(Edit) Sorry, I just had a flashback about doing the right thing and it's stinking. Tough guys talking about killing people most likely haven't been there.

Esso posted on 2020-04-15 23:54:11   Reply   Private Reply

#24: noone222    To: Dead Culture Watch (#4)

they asked me what me adjusted gross income for last year was.

Correct response: Please define specifically "income" "Adjusted Gross Income" ...

noone222 posted on 2020-04-16 04:15:31   Reply   Private Reply

#25: noone222    To: Horse (#0)

In Texas the State runs an ad occasionally that indicates they have found some cash that belongs to a list of people. When applied for it turns out that the State needs you to sign for them to confiscate it.

noone222 posted on 2020-04-16 04:17:45   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Lod    To: Esso, 4um (#18)

I saw a headline a day or so ago that smokers were much more likely NOT to die from WuFlu.

Huh! sounds like my theory that the smoke creates a hostile environment in the lungs for any virus, while alcohol does the same in our gut.

Smoke and drink more, live longer, who knew?

Lod posted on 2020-04-16 06:32:41   Reply   Private Reply

#27: BTP Holdings    To: Fred Mertz (#12)

Those Muslim guys drank like sailors on shore leave.

I wonder if it was fermented goat's milk. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-04-16 08:06:11   Reply   Private Reply

#28: NeoconsNailed    To: Dakmar (#7)

Is that the same guy who paid me 3 million to temporarily hold 10?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-04-16 09:05:49   Reply   Private Reply

#29: Dakmar    To: NeoconsNailed (#28)

Hard to tell, there are so many members of the royal family of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Dakmar posted on 2020-04-16 09:22:10   Reply   Private Reply

#30: Lod    To: Dakmar (#29)

Are you working from home full-time?

Lod posted on 2020-04-16 09:34:07   Reply   Private Reply

#31: NeoconsNailed    To: Dakmar (#29)

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA, funny!!! I have a stock reply in huge type with picture for all spammers now -- wish it would reproduce here ;)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-04-16 09:37:25   Reply   Private Reply

#32: Dakmar    To: Lod (#30)

Yes, I have been for 8 years. Running huge spreadsheets today, lots of please wait time.

Dakmar posted on 2020-04-16 09:38:41   Reply   Private Reply

#33: Lod    To: Dakmar (#32)

Computing props to you! I can't even figger out Excel for my rentals...pitiful, I know.

Lod posted on 2020-04-16 11:04:04   Reply   Private Reply