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#1: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#0)

I'm still pissed that Hulu yanked Adam-12 episodes like two months into my subscription. Spent many an intoxicated afternoon watching Buick GS chase Torino GT on the streets of Los Angeles circa 1970

Dakmar posted on 2020-05-19 17:14:18   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Fred Mertz    To: Dakmar (#1)

Did you ever try to count the number of rounds, grenades and artillery sounds on Combat!?

My evil ex-stepmother forbid me from watching it as a boy because it was too violent. I ended up joining the Army anyway. Screw her.

Fred Mertz posted on 2020-05-19 17:23:24   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Dakmar    To: Fred Mertz (#2)

Did you ever try to count the number of rounds, grenades and artillery sounds on Combat!?

No, I'm a coward when it comes to standing up to TV villains, and get arrested every time time I fuck with the real ones. I'm a cripple, what the fuck, I'm supposed to go Marquess of Queensberry with a home intruder? Thank God IMPD understood why I smacked the fuck upside the head with a #2wood.

Dakmar posted on 2020-05-19 17:32:35   Reply   Private Reply

#4: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#3)

Thank God IMPD understood why I smacked the fuck upside the head with a #2wood.

Only a #2 wood? Sheesh, I've had ball bats swung at my head with evil intent. Luckily they did not connect or my brains would have been splattered everywhere.

Thank God Mayor Bilandic gave us those galvanized trash can lids with a handle. They made perfect shields. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-05-19 18:40:54   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#4)

#5 Iron is my W.O.C., but I'm not a f*****g superhero.

Dakmar posted on 2020-05-19 18:48:07   Reply   Private Reply

#6: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#5)

#5 Iron is my W.O.C., but I'm not a f*****g superhero.

Neither am I, but doo-doo happens in the big city.

One time I was in Sit N Bull Saloon in Chicago. This Irishman opened up his jacket. He had a pistol stuck in waist band of his pants.

I told him, "You had better go put that in your car. Gun powder and alcohol don't mix."

A short time later I was talking with a guy named Arthur Pope.

There was a KABOOM. I look and the Irishman goes walking from the men's room out the back door.

I was the first one up. I walk over there and push open the door. There were no bodies. He was playing with his pistol and blew a hole in baseboard of OUTSIDE WALL.

He could just as easily have blown a hole in the other wall and killed someone. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-05-19 18:57:03   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#6)

Until killing moron fuckheads is legal on principal, I guess we need laws.

Dakmar posted on 2020-05-19 19:03:05   Reply   Private Reply