Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTOKCdi1irE
Published: Jun 5, 2020
Author: Today Now
Post Date: 2020-06-05 14:50:46 by NeoconsNailed
Views: 1496

Oprah's biggest fans will be entombed alongside her in The Oprahmidion where they will bask in her wisdom for eternity.

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#1: Cynicom    To: NeoconsNailed (#0)

Oprah is living proof that Barnum was correct.

Cynicom posted on 2020-06-05 14:54:06   Reply   Private Reply


#2: NeoconsNailed    To: Cynicom (#1)

This page doesn't begin to chart her real evils

https://www.alternet.org/2010/01/10_good_reasons_you_should_hate_opr ah_winfrey/

Getting a little warmer -- not much

https://nypost.com/2010/04/13/lesbian-flings-prostitution-abuse- lies-oprahs-hidden-life/

Whites not embracing racial correctness "just have to die", she ooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sWsn1Q8lk

Comic relief

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=madtv+oprah

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-05 15:18:08   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Anthem    To: NeoconsNailed (#0)

Ohhhh, in her tomb. I thought she said buried in her massive womb.

Anthem posted on 2020-06-05 15:37:45   Reply   Private Reply


#4: NeoconsNailed    To: Anthem (#3)

HahahaHAAAA, touché!

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-05 15:44:31   Reply   Private Reply


#5: StraitGate    To: NeoconsNailed (#0)

The advent of large screen televisions in the late 80's is what made possible Orca's success. Before then the cameraman would have had to use chalk guide lines to work across and scan her girth.

StraitGate posted on 2020-06-05 16:52:43   Reply   Private Reply


#6: NeoconsNailed    To: StraitGate (#5)

And they've been using some very special equipt. ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aYjAOQwlH8

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-05 17:29:08   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Cynicom    To: Anthem (#3)

"Is gullibility a word"? Yes, it's entered as a run-on at our entry for "gullible," along with "gullibly." All three of these words descend from the verb gull, meaning "to deceive or take advantage of." The verb "gull" was borrowed into English from Anglo-French in the mid-16th century. Another relative is the noun "gull," referring to a person who is easy to cheat""

Cynicom posted on 2020-06-05 17:45:46   Reply   Private Reply


#8: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#6)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aYjAOQwlH8

Maybe they used a fish eye lens to make her look thin. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-05 18:03:31   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Lod    To: NeoconsNailed (#0)

Maybe she could invite all Ellen's fans to join in an immediate self-interment ritual and be done with all of them.

I'd send a flower.

Lod posted on 2020-06-05 19:25:04   Reply   Private Reply


#10: BTP Holdings    To: Lod (#9)

Maybe she could invite all Ellen's fans to join in an immediate self-interment ritual and be done with all of them.

I'd send a flower.

And I would deliver it. ROTFLMAO!

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-05 20:10:46   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Lod    To: BTP Holdings (#10)

Perfect!

Lod posted on 2020-06-05 22:14:24   Reply   Private Reply


#12: BTP Holdings    To: Lod (#11)

And I would deliver it.

Perfect!

I delivered flowers in Chicago as a young man.

When we drove the big truck down to Florida we would pick up flowers in Miami and then greens in north Florida.

We had about 15 stops along the Gulf coast over into Louisiana and up into Arkansas. Sometimes we had to go into Oklahoma. When we did our logs were so screwed up we went around that scale in Joplin. We would empty out in Springfield.

It was a great gig and paid $750 a week in CASH. I sure wish I had some of that left. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-05 22:42:01   Reply   Private Reply


#13: NeoconsNailed    To: Lod (#9)

Maybe she could invite all Ellen's fans to join in an immediate self-interment ritual and be done with all of them.

Now that'd be a lockdown anybody can love!

You all understand, I trust, that the video up top is satire?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-06 00:09:24   Reply   Private Reply


#14: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#8)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-06 00:32:11   Reply   Private Reply