12 NASCAR Drivers Disqualified, Suspended Following Sunday's Race

Source: Tango Foxtrot Papa Productions
Published: Jun 15, 2020
Author: TFP
Post Date: 2020-06-15 16:22:17 by Esso
Views: 11594

Twelve NASCAR drivers have been disqualified and suspended pending termination following the George Floyd 400 Sunday, at Homestead-Miami Speedway on unspecified charges. NASCAR has revoked the drivers' licences, known as 'hard cards', disallowing the drivers to compete in future NASCAR events.

The drivers disqualified and suspended are: Denny Hamlin, Chase Elliot, Ryan Blaney, Tyler Reddick, Aric Almirola, Kyle Busch, Austin Dillon, Christopher Bell, William Byron, Brad Keselowski, Clint Boyer and Martin Truex Jr.

The drivers finished between 1st place and 12th, respectively, in the rain and lightning-delayed race that didn't conclude until 11:00PM EST. The win and all driver points for the race have been revoked and awarded to the 13th place driver, Bubba "BLM" Wallace, NASCAR's only African-American driver in its Premier Cup Series. Wallace's spectacular years-long career include zero wins, very few actual finishes in races and some of the most memorable tantrums and crashes in NASCAR history.

NASCAR President, Steve Phelps, said, "We're all very proud of Bubba BLM and his accomplishments in the fine sport of auto racing."

Phelps added, “The presence of the confederate flag at NASCAR events runs contrary to our commitment to providing a welcoming and inclusive environment for all fans, our competitors and our industry. Bringing people together around a love for racing and the community that it creates is what makes our fans and sport special. The display of the confederate flag will be prohibited from all NASCAR events and properties, thanks to Bubba.”

The twelve suspended drivers are being held without bond in a Miami jail pending charges from the Miami-Dade prosecutor's office.

(This story will be updated when the evil, male, white-privileged drivers are lynched.)


Poster Comment:

Tongue-in-cheek, but not much.

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#1: Dakmar    To: Esso (#0)

Restricter plates be rayciss!

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-15 16:42:39   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Race Bannon, Dakmar, 4um (#1)

Restricter plates be rayciss!

Racist racers in in restrictor-plate races be rayciss, race-baiter Race.

Esso posted on 2020-06-15 16:52:24   Reply   Private Reply


#3: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#2)

Racist racers in in restrictor-plate races be rayciss

I'll betcha can't say that fast 10 times. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-15 17:19:05   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Dale Jr, NASCAR, 4um (#0)

Shut up Jr. You and NASCAR are losing me.

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 10:52:01   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

We need a "Burning Books for Freedom" rally.

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 11:05:01   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

We need something.

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 11:07:30   Reply   Private Reply


#7: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#5)

Burning Books for Freedom

When the Nazis were burning books they specifically burned those by Karl Marx. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-20 11:13:58   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#7)

Yeah, and when the taliban destroyed statues...

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 11:16:21   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#5)

C'mon up. I've got the makings for purple drank.

You can sleep on the couch. Aunt Jemima ain't giving up the bed.

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 11:17:39   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#8)

I think I'm having Kayleigh withdrawal symptoms.

McEnany/Carlson 2024!

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 11:22:29   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Dakmar    To: Esso (#9)

I need to sleep today, apparently 9PM - 2AM are reserved for celebrations of patriotism and being good neighbors. This is done by saving everyone the expense of buying their own fireworks.

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 11:41:17   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: Dakmar (#11)

You're just hungover from all your juneteenth partying. Admit it.

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 11:58:22   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#12)

Kill whitey!

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 11:59:50   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

Let the bruthas go!

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 12:00:49   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Dakmar    To: Esso (#14)

You can sleep on the couch. Aunt Jemima ain't giving up the bed.

Acknowledging derogatory term, Eskimo Pie owner says to change ice cream's name

But it's still ok to make them pull me around on a sled, right?

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 12:04:55   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Esso    To: Dakmar (#15)

Eskimo Pie

Never had that category come up on PornHub before. I'll check it out.

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 12:09:24   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#15)

Acknowledging derogatory term, Eskimo Pie owner says to change ice cream's name

Un-flippin' real. I thought you were teasing.

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 12:11:46   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#15)

But it's still ok to make them pull me around on a sled, right?

As long as it's not a Lawn Boy sled.

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 12:14:34   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#16)

Never had that category come up on PornHub before. I'll check it out.

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 12:15:00   Reply   Private Reply


#20: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#19)

I remember the scene when the D.I. walks into the barracks in the morning and screams, "Drop your cocks and grab your socks." LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-20 12:17:26   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

As long as it's not a Lawn Boy sled.

That brand is next on the chopping block. Might be confused with lawn jockey. Probably better outlaw jockey shorts while we're at it. And lawns. Hank Hill will not be pleased.

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 12:19:49   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#20)

That was a great film, could never be made today.

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 12:21:33   Reply   Private Reply


#23: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#22)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-20 12:25:28   Reply   Private Reply


#24: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#4)

My Dad put my .027 gauge Lionel model trains in his mother's basement and they all rusted. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-20 12:34:51   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 12:48:01   Reply   Private Reply


#26: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#23)

Marines rejected me for arthrogryposis, as did Army, Navy, and Air Force. Now I know how negroes who got turned down for CEO feel, just because 74IQ.

Fight the power! :)

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 13:30:37   Reply   Private Reply


#27: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#24)

My Dad put my .027 gauge Lionel model trains in his mother's basement and they all rusted.

Is that a sex joke?

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 13:31:34   Reply   Private Reply


#28: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#27)

Is that a sex joke?

Nope. The old man was a drunk.

One day I went in the basement and found all the bottles of booze he had hidden and broke them all in the wash tub. He was not a happy camper that day. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-20 13:36:21   Reply   Private Reply


#29: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#28)

But you got to play with the .027 trains later?

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 13:37:54   Reply   Private Reply


#30: Lod    To: Dakmar (#26)

Dang, had to look up that condition.

Lod posted on 2020-06-20 13:46:16   Reply   Private Reply


#31: Dakmar    To: Lod (#30)

Reality for me, glad it didn't take my legs.

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 13:48:38   Reply   Private Reply


#32: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#27)

Is that a sex joke?

Damn Dakkie, everybody knows that HO scale trains are used for the jokes.

Of course, it should come as no surprise that N scale has been banned (cancelled).

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 13:51:07   Reply   Private Reply


#33: Dakmar    To: Esso (#32)

Damn Dakkie, everybody knows that HO scale trains are used for the jokes.

In my day it was C Cell batteries.

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 13:53:03   Reply   Private Reply


#34: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#29)

But you got to play with the .027 trains later?

Nope. They were rusted and useless. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-20 14:56:05   Reply   Private Reply


#35: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#32)

no surprise that N scale has been banned (cancelled).

N scale was like matchbox since they were so small. :p

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-20 14:58:52   Reply   Private Reply


#36: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#35)

LOL, I know, sorry for being snarky. I still have some HO trains from when I was a kid, no transformer...The Milwaukee Road Hiawatha with the Beaver Tail observation cars is still my favorite. The EMD-E3 was best looking locomotive ever.

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 15:09:36   Reply   Private Reply


#37: Esso    To: Dakmar (#36)

Damn, AJ's bitching wanting me to go out and get her some watermelon and Popeyes. I shoulda known better than to invite some unemployed bitch to come shack up with me.

I thought that her being a former businesswoman, and all, that she'd have been better than that.

(Edit) At least her purple drank recipe is decent.

Esso posted on 2020-06-20 15:16:04   Reply   Private Reply


#38: Dakmar    To: Esso (#37)

Is there a Popeye's nearby? May as well get the Cajuns involved. Start screaming something about Olive Oil and Sweet Peas, tell them Corn Pop owes you money... Don't be Wimpy!

Dakmar posted on 2020-06-20 15:20:01   Reply   Private Reply