When I worked for State of Illinois, one day after work, me and the mechanic got lit after work. We decided, "Let's get the Lead, Lead. He is always first one there."

We went to White Hen Pantry and got tube of Crazy Glue and we glued the lock on front gate.

He had to jump the fence to get a bolt cutter to cut the chain.

I was in yard early next day. The Engineer called me into the office. I open his office door and said, "What do you want?" I spot the lock and chain on his desk and I say, "Whatcha got there? Is that a new paperweight?"

He said, "What do you know about this?"

I said, "Nuthin'". ROTFLMAO!