My Wife vs. Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Lock

Source: EweToob
Published: Dec 15, 2018
Author: Lock Picking Lawyer
Post Date: 2020-12-22 11:54:49 by Esso
Views: 1497

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#1: titorite    To: Esso (#0)

And she got a scoop outta one, two is biting, and like that the ice cream is all gone, and now to show it wasn't a fluke....

titorite posted on 2020-12-22 12:12:45   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Lod    To: Esso (#0)

Lame, and besides, I despise caramel.

Lod posted on 2020-12-22 12:51:18   Reply   Private Reply

#3: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#0)

Jerry Garcia went for one more big hit on that crack pipe and it killed him.

When working a concert, the crew had a TV in the crew room. They were watching closed circuit of the inheritance hearings. His two wives were fighting over who would get what.

It was a real disgrace. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-12-22 13:09:39   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Lod, 4um (#2)

Did someone say lame?

PJW sure was right about 2020 being a shitshow.

Esso posted on 2020-12-22 13:48:37   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Fred Mertz    To: Esso (#4)

That was some pretty funny shit.

Fred Mertz posted on 2020-12-22 15:47:47   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Fred Mertz, 4um (#5)

That was some pretty funny shit.

Yeah, them Murrikan commies are some real manley men.

Esso posted on 2020-12-22 16:12:30   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

The Truth About Soy Face

Esso posted on 2020-12-22 17:01:44   Reply   Private Reply

#8: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#0)

Do you want some REAL stories about Jerry Garcia? We worked them several times around the Chicago area.

At Soldier Field in Chicago, the van pulled up and Jerry jumps out. Some guy an the local crew nailed him for an autograph.

Band Security was screaming, "Security! Get this guy out of here!"

I grabbed him and told him, "Disappear until this guy cools off." He told me, "Do you have any idea how much much this signature is worth?"

I said, "Nope and I don't give a shit."

Then another show at Soldier Field, I was in charge behind the stage where no one was sitting. Jerry's wife would sit behind the stage and once in a while he would come back there to visit with her.

He came back there and our guy nails him for the autograph. Band Security saw what happened and told me about it since he knew the layout with us.

I told him, "Don't sweat it. I will say something about it to him."

I told him a few minutes later, "You are not back here to get autographs. You are back here to make sure people who do not belong here stay out." ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-12-22 18:23:00   Reply   Private Reply

#9: StraitGate    To: Esso (#0)

Corn syrup, guar gum, and carrageenan -- blech! And don't Ben & Jerry make a donation to some commie pinko fag leftist cause for every sale they make?

What's the K mean? Klansmen can eat it?

StraitGate posted on 2020-12-22 22:10:07   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: StraitGate, 4um (#9)

What's the K mean?

I dunno, lol. CYKA!

Esso posted on 2020-12-22 22:18:09   Reply   Private Reply

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StraitGate posted on 2020-12-22 22:24:30   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: StraitGate, 4um (#11)

Esso posted on 2020-12-22 22:33:26   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: All (#12)

Esso posted on 2020-12-22 23:14:53   Reply   Private Reply