Psaki faces criticism after appearing to 'mock' Space Force at a press briefing

Source: Fox News
Published: Feb 3, 2021
Author: Fox News
Post Date: 2021-02-03 03:11:31 by Esso
Views: 582


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I was going to eat and go to bed about eight hours ago but a bunch of dead guys invaded my hovel sporting old-timey steel pots and M-131 jeeps to fellas with the fancy $2,000 PASGT helmets and up-armored HMMWVs asking me why this happened. I don't have much of an appetite anymore.

I can't give them an answer that makes any sense to me. I don't think they're going to let me sleep until I can give myself them a reasonable answer.

Good thing Bidet fucked up my job too. Might have miles to go before I sleep. I thought that I made peace with those fellas years ago.

Apparently not.

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#1: Esso    To: Punk, Skillethead, Danny, and the rest of you guys, 4um (#0)

Why'd you guys leave me alone to deal with this shit? I don't blame y'all, I'm just bitchin' as usual. Damn, we were fightin' the wrong guys all along, but deep down, we knew that all along too. Shit, y'all always bitched about me being a negative MFer.

Don't worry about me, I found myself a new digit-bender that's going to teach me how to code, whatever that is. He's in a foreign country in Central America, but he speaks pretty good English.

See ya in hell Valhalla you fuckers.

Esso posted on 2021-02-03 03:54:14   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Danny, NeoconsNailed, 4um, Skillethead (#1)

I picked up a glimmer of intel about a potential threat. You might have to realign you DF antenna. Atypical coordinates. Will send in right ascension and declination. Assumed threat in the Oort Cloud. Ice worms or something. Freq. 1390 kHz, amplitude modulated.

Don't pound your galactic radio bench too hard.

Kurt, help Danny with the math, and if he get's too obsessed with ABBA, rub his temples until he settles down, you know the drill.

Esso posted on 2021-02-03 04:17:33   Reply   Private Reply


#3: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#0)

Oh, GOD..... PLEASE just beam these demoniacs out of here!

The Space Force is Captain Trumpster's idiotic, childish notion of 1950s glory for Amurrica against them TERR'ISTS! For once a commie thug is right about something, showing the posturing, vice-signaling RAPublican up as a knucklehead.

Up, up, and away, God! PLEASE! Then down to the pits of hell with 'em!!!!!!!

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#4: Esso    To: 4um (#2)

I'm OK, just shakin' some bats out of the belfry.

Is that frikkin' Tim McGraw?

No, just me.

I've got no one left to call, just you guys.

When my neighbor Betty died last fall, I had to go to her funeral dressed up like the Frito Bandito. I wasn't even allowed to sign the guest book. Some guy behind a counter had to do it.

God bless America.

Betty was just some old, fat hillbilly two doors east of me. I never really got to know her until I was back home after '95 or so while I was busy putting my family to bed. She was a nice gal.

When I saw her son Clayton taking her poodles away, I knew she was gone.

I sent one of those big stand up flower things on the wire tripod deal. I knew enough about Betty that she didn't like red type flowers, so I sent this white/yellow thingy.

They'd placed the thing at the head of her casket. It about brought me to my knees when I saw it. Betty and her family weren't real well off. I'm glad I did what I did.

Esso posted on 2021-02-03 05:23:30   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed, 4um (#3)

The Space Force is Captain Trumpster's idiotic, childish notion of 1950s glory

The chinks are doing it. My old man died pushing around a desk fighting the Rooskies. Died of a heart attack at 49.

I took up the mantle doing same-same in the field. A lot of men died on both of our watches. When me and Dad were plying our tradecraft, the chinks weren't much of a threat.

Don't you ever question what I did for 15+ years of my life. I did it for you, and every other ingrate in this soon-to-be ex fucking country. I never had a life because I was protecting you.

You're fucking welcome.

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#6: Esso    To: All (#5)

I don't know the answers, the best I can do at this point is to try to educate folks away from the hare-brained idea that Marxism/communism is a good thing.

I've spent a couple hundred thousand dollars helping people out and guys that have a voice to de-educate the fuckers that are burning down cities even after they got their puppet installed. Most of them are de-platformed.

I had to haul my mother into hospice in 2014 to have her put to sleep. She had much better mental capacity than our current (temporary) president does. Mom's body gave out.

Unless you've got a better solution than I'm trying, STFU.

CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME NOW? THIS ISN'T A GAME ANYMORE.

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#7: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#5)

The pattern is that nobody wants to "fucking" bother ameriKa that ameriKa hasn't "fucking" bothered. ameriKa has only one real "fucking" enemy -- itself. The prostiticians that sent you and your father off to war have literally done worse -- VASTLY worse -- to us than the USSR, Nazis or anybody in "fucking" SE Asia would have.

I'm sorry to be the one to bring you all this bad news, but DC has even bombed and nuked Americans

www.wideopencountry.com/how-did-john-wayne-die/

en.wikiped ia.org/wiki/Port_Chicago_disaster

Look how the fedgov supports our troops!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki /Bonus_Army

You're "fucking" welcome.

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#8: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed (#7)

Ck PM

Esso posted on 2021-02-03 10:26:44   Reply   Private Reply


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#10: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#0)

Yeah... well she’s a stupid cow so there’s that.

Why do people even give a damn anymore? It does not matter what the rest of the people say or do, these people in office are just going to do whatever makes them the richest anyway. The only way to really end their power is to make yourself ungovernable. Get away from the cities, and build a life off the grid. Pay your property taxes and just stay the fuck away from the cities. Do not sell your products do not trade with them. If you cure cancer, don’t tell anyone. I can tell you right now if I came up with a way to cure cancer, and de-age a human body or found a way to get completely free energy the last thing in the world I would do is share those things with a soul. The reason? Suddenly you’d have a bullet in the back of your head and your research taken for the good of the country.

I am of the mind that the worst thing in the world you can do is ever really be a part of anything with other humans that you can’t trust. That’s the real issue I am having today with my government. They stole an election, they lied about COVID and none of it will matter because the rest of the sheep will just continue to go along and get along.

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