Listverse: 10 Hilariously Childish Weapons We Used Against The Nazis

Source: https://listverse.com/2013/11/05/10-hilariously-childish-weapons-we-used-against-the-nazis/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct
Published: Mar 23, 2021
Author: Hanton
Post Date: 2021-03-23 12:02:28 by NeoconsNailed
Views: 1218

The Second World War was a period of darkness unmatched in human history, a titanic struggle against the forces of pure evil. Which is why it’s always a little surprising to realize that many of the Allies seemed to view the war less like a battle for the world’s future and more like they were Dennis the Menace and the Nazis were an army of Mr. Wilsons. Hence the use of such devastating weapons as…

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Shows the idiocy of war and the total imbecility of ameriKa's Nazi obsession, 1930s to present -- not to mention the undying puerility of the JewSA from way, way back. Is Hitler still a Satanic priest missing his left nut in the folklore?

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#1: Dakmar    To: NeoconsNailed (#0)

Fidel Castro: The CIA's 7 Most Bizarre Assassination Attempts

They left out the time they tried to get a NYC waiter to go wee-wee on Castro's hamburger. Great thinkers, our CIA. :)

Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 18:43:46   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: NeoconsNailed (#0)

Exploding Seashells, Tuberculosis-Laced Diving Suits: 12 Bizarre Ways The CIA Tried To Kill Fidel Castro

ACME Corp must have made a fortune in government contracts.

Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 18:48:59   Reply   Private Reply

#3: NeoconsNailed    To: Dakmar (#1)

Wotta page -- 634 attempts on his his life? Nowadays the feds concentrate that energy on destroying whiteness.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 19:11:28   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: NeoconsNailed (#3)

634 attempts on his his life?

One from each State visited by Obama! :)

Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 19:22:46   Reply   Private Reply

#5: StraitGate    To: NeoconsNailed (#0)

Weapons We Used Against The Nazis

By "We" the author no doubt means the USSA government and its homicidal Communist allies?

The article unsurprisingly uses "Nazis" a full dozen times, but "Germans" only once.

On 11 Dec 1941 the German Government declared that Germany "considers herself as being in a state of war with the United States of America." Anybody who refers to Germany as "the Nazis" should also refer to the United States of that period as "FDR's socialist jewish- bolshevik-communist-loving United States".

StraitGate posted on 2021-03-23 20:16:06   Reply   Private Reply

#6: NeoconsNailed    To: Dakmar (#4)

By coincidence, the same number of real votes Bidet got!

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 20:19:04   Reply   Private Reply

#7: NeoconsNailed    To: StraitGate (#5)

Give it a break -- it's Listverse, where any non-hateful mention of Naughtzees is a miracle. Want to do some good where the battle's hottest and most violent? Sign up and comment there.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 20:30:54   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: StraitGate, NeoconsNailed (#5)

Anybody who refers to Germany as "the Nazis" should also refer to the United States of that period as "FDR's socialist jewish- bolshevik-communist-loving United States"

I hereby declare myself a sovereign citizen of Montana. I pledge Allegience to Dental Floss!

Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 20:40:08   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed, 4um (#3)

Nowadays the feds concentrate that energy on destroying whiteness.

And mobility. Let me know how your $70,000 battery car works for you after the $30,000 batteries with a 100 mile range, go bad and how you're going to charge them when the entire electric grid becomes a giant Buss fuse and melts down at 1800 hrs when everybody plugs them in when they get home from work on XX/XX/201X.

The windmills will stop faster than a 10 kW generator when you turn on a small air compressor. Been there, done that.

Ask me about how efficient the Ryobi RM480e 38" cut lawn tractor is. After 72.0 hrs it needs $1,000+ worth of new batteries (labor N/I). That's about $14/hr when a gas tractor would cost about $3. That was a freelance experiment/test, FWIW.

My big accomplishment that I'm allowed to talk about is a contract making a certain appliance company's breadmakers last and how to cut the bread uniformly after it's made (white bread, 1.5oz loaves only, 850' alt). After about a thousand or so loaves of bread for the first unit, and giving friends or anybody loaves of sliced bread who would accept them from a sketchy guy (me), I figured out how to fix the durability problem for about $0.05/unit. I got a (freebie) sample pack of bread wrappers from some plastics company in OH to put the stuff in.

Made a lot of friends. Shoot, I've still got prototype #2 in my kitchen. I'll sell it for 2.5 million or 20 bux, whatever you've got. The company figured out that folks who buy those doodads throw them away after taking up too much room on their counter, I told them that from the git.

Nobody ever listens to me. New ideas and delusions are separated by a hairline. Regardless, I'm late for my gender reassignment surgery. I'm going to become a 4 year old girl. This old white guy shit sucks.

Esso posted on 2021-03-23 20:42:01   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Dakmar    To: Esso (#9)

An electric car has a life expectancy of what, 50,000 miles before the batteries have to be replaced at a cost exceeding the value of the vehicle? Off to the crusher, unless the owner is a collector and really likes his/her glorious piece of crap Chevy Volt. Shit yes, crushing cars after 50K miles is much more eco-friendly than building an ICE car that lasts 400K miles.

And Obama cares about you. :)

Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 20:49:23   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#10)

Obama cares about you.

Ever wonder why most cars have range of no longer than 400mi? Some of it has to do with weight, but not that much.

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#12: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

1973 Opel Kadett could get about 40mpg, but loaded with 30 gallons of gas would make handling a bit precarious.

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#13: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#9)

But of course now you're talking about follies the sheeple come up with and lean on govt ot get with. When all the ugly truth about our govt bodies is exposed, there's the idiotic, deranged, criminal, fatuous aspects of "we the people" to deal with -- including their moronic use of that fraze regardless of syntax :-s

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 21:12:40   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Esso    To: Dakmar (#12)

With the gas tank under the trunk, no doubt. My '96 S-10 (Iron Duke, OBD2) had a range of 1,000+ with a midship 50gal aux tank (plastic marine unit) plus the 20gal built in thingy.

I did have Fort Wayne Spring Service put a new leaf in the rear, the original springs were shit. My '93 Sonoma has been loaded to about a ton, it was really hunkered down and unsafe, but it made it the four miles I needed it to.

Overheated like a bitch, turned out to be a failed sensor. The fucker's OBD 1. I can't read that temporary nonsense. I doubt if my buddy Chip can.

Esso posted on 2021-03-23 21:25:07   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Dakmar    To: Esso (#14)

Here you go, the first hybrid. 25mpg, 30 in town, capable of 160mph:

1946 Beechcraft Plainsman Concept Car

Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 21:39:38   Reply   Private Reply

#16: NeoconsNailed    To: Dakmar (#8)

Haha, his absurdism held together rather well sometimes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=05qZvzW3m_A

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 22:50:39   Reply   Private Reply

#17: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#9)

LOL! Don't forget to make that "4-year old negress-hispanoid-jewish invader/refugee mix".

The rest of that's quite impressive. No surprise home bread slicers didn't take off or that the company refused to heed your warning. Electric cars are a nightmare from which we can't seem to wake up -- why can't they just go away? Such a STUPID MORONIC IDIOTIC KNUCKLEHEADED fad. Worse than pet rocks!

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-25 09:20:41   Reply   Private Reply