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#1: Darkwing    To: Horse (#0)

Makes my heart feel wonderful

Darkwing posted on 2021-05-06 14:15:47   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Lod    To: Horse (#0)

Great stuff, we needed this one.

Lod posted on 2021-05-06 14:23:33   Reply   Private Reply


#3: NeoconsNailed    To: Horse (#0)

Great if true -- no sourcing alas. Looks like the also unsourced wtffunfact.com.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-05-06 15:45:16   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Lod    To: Horse (#0)

Lod posted on 2021-05-06 16:06:51   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed, 4um (#3)

Great if true -- no sourcing alas.

Flying Penguins | World Penguin Day | BBC

Mar 31, 2008

Esso posted on 2021-05-06 20:17:43   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: Lod, 4um (#4)

Oddball, the dog who saved a penguin colony and inspired a film, dies at 15

The Tragic Story Of Taryl's Cats

Don't hang up too fast. "Taryl" from Podunk, IN (DeMotte, 100 mi. due west) is a pretty good wrench. I've been watching his vids for several years.

Pretty sophisticated production for Demotte. I haven't been there for years.

Esso posted on 2021-05-06 20:33:41   Reply   Private Reply


#7: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#5)

Funny BBC prank ;)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-05-06 21:14:47   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed, 4um (#7)

Funny BBC prank ;)

I really liked that one, it was well produced and quite clever, in the day. It'd probably cause a war today. I especially kind of got a kick out of the date, if you look a bit west, towards the dateline, it was actually 1 Apr (somewhere) when they published it.

Esso posted on 2021-05-06 21:45:44   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: Lod, 4um (#4)

OK Dad, here's some real TardWorld shit. At least Taryl doesn't pretend to be "The Leader of the Free World."

Normally, I'd dislike that fruit, but apparently, we pretty much see eye- to-eye. His delivery is cute, but I'll stick to old gals.

Esso posted on 2021-05-06 21:56:59   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: All (#9)

Some more bizzaro world... Tuck burnin' bridges...

Esso posted on 2021-05-06 22:00:30   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Lod    To: Esso (#6)

Dude, please, please, please, get your kitties on a weight control program and use the $$$ you save to lose those Halloween teeth at your neighborhood dentist.

Lod posted on 2021-05-06 22:07:43   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: Lod, Pinguinite, 4um (#11)

I've never had a face-to-face with "Taryl", I'd wear his fake teeth, but I don't have teeth (car accident) to hook them to. I think you can probably buy them on his website.

Fuck cats. He went down a notch in my "book", but he's got some headroom.

I'd tell you a story about the last time I was unfortunate enough to have to go to Demotte, but Neil might ban me.

Off the record, I was assaulted, walked away, which scared him, her, xe. The "problem" resolved itself within 72 hours. I don't think I'm a bad guy, but seem to have a gentle, non-violent way about me that seems to frighten a lot of folks.

That's one of the reasons that I don't fuck too much with people about the bullshit mask mandates. I'm not very good at dealing with irrational people, the cops always get involved, and I'm not very good at portraying myself as the victim, whether I'm 135lbs, or 240. Police don't understand me. For some unknown reason, they think I'm some bad-ass. I'm not, nor do I do anything to portray that persona, but shit, I dunno...

The only thing about these mask mandates that I don't mind is that nobody can see that I lost all my teeth in that damned car accident.

Esso posted on 2021-05-06 22:42:10   Reply   Private Reply


#13: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#10)

bizzaro world

I heard they need 1,500 grocery trucks every week just to keep people fed in NYC. And that does not count the restaurants and fast food joints that use separate suppliers. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-05-07 07:08:35   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: BTP Holdings (#13)

heard they need 1,500 grocery trucks every week just to keep people fed in NYC.

I know a few truckers. They hauled frack sand. That's over. They're hauling lime dust for ground stabilization for roads, if they can get it. I'm maybe gonna see my buddy Jerry from the UP Sunday if I can get away.

(Edit) Fuck NYC. If I could nuke 'em, I would with no regrets.

Esso posted on 2021-05-07 07:13:51   Reply   Private Reply


#15: BTP Holdings    To: Horse (#0)

Penguins feed their young by catching Krill and then regurgitating them. But Krill populations are diminishing because of human harvesting. Krill Oil is a good supplement for Omega 3 fatty acids, but so is Barlean's high lignan Flaxseed oil. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-05-07 08:25:42   Reply   Private Reply


#16: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso, All (#8)

Anniversary of the classic -- notice embedded video ;)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti-tree_hoax

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-05-07 09:51:29   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Horse    To: BTP Holdings, Lod (#15)

I take Chia seeds. Put them in water. Then I eat them with yogurt. I essential fatty acids and fiber.

Horse posted on 2021-05-07 10:02:58   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Pinguinite    To: Horse (#0)

And what happened to the foxes? Did they all die of starvation?

Pinguinite posted on 2021-05-07 13:18:00   Reply   Private Reply