You don’t know anxiety until you see somebody light a cigarette at a gas station pump.

And with all of the issues going on with gas here in the southeast, this is not the kind of anxiety people need right now.

However, according to Citrus County Chronicle, one Citrus County, Florida, man decided he needed to knock off the edge and light a cigarette as he drive away from the local Texaco station… with four 5-gallon gas cans in the back of his truck.

Yep, he got into his Hummer, lit himself a little cowboy killer, and poof…

The Hummer lit up faster than a junkie’s spoon.

I mean seriously, what was the guy thinking? Filling your truck up gasoline and then sparking a light? How can anyone possibly be that stupid?

And oh course, this happened in Florida. Beautiful state, beautiful beaches, of course you got Disney World down there… but every damn story on the internet comes out of Florida. Every damn one. Florida Man, you never cease to amaze me.