Man sends lizard saliva to 23andMe for DNA testing

Source: https://www.naturalnews.com/2021-06-28-lizard-saliva-23andme-dna-testing-fraud-ancestry.html
Published: Jun 28, 2021
Author: Mike Adams
Post Date: 2021-06-28 14:42:15 by Horse
Views: 786

Exposed total fraud of company’s claims of human ancestry

A man and his wife decided to test the accuracy of 23andMe’s at-home DNA testing kit by sending in a saliva sample collected from their pet lizard. What they found is that the whole thing is a sham.

In the following video, the man explains how after three months of waiting, he received anomalous results suggesting that his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish. 23andMe also sent him a report explaining the lizard’s history and background, including what he supposedly likes to eat.


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#1: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#0)

...he received anomalous results suggesting that his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish.

Sounds accurate enough...

Esso posted on 2021-06-28 14:44:59   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Lod    To: Esso (#1)

My pet lizard is 100% Texan honkie.

Lod posted on 2021-06-28 14:47:51   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: Lod (#2)

My pet lizard is 100% Texan honkie.

Last week I had two old girls staying with me in the storage unit I call a house. One had auburn hair and the other was grey. Thank goodness they weren't too wild.

They were Australian Shepherds. You should've seen my carpet, it looked like I had 9 inch thick shag carpet by the time they departed. My vacuum cleaner threatened suicide.

Esso posted on 2021-06-28 15:00:19   Reply   Private Reply


#4: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#3)

I have just the one German Shepherd and 2 cats. If I bought a Roomba to clean the floors here, the robot uprising would be upon us.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2021-06-28 15:50:10   Reply   Private Reply


#5: BTP Holdings    To: Horse (#0)

his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish.

I wonder if the lizard was forced to convert to Judaism? ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-06-28 16:20:58   Reply   Private Reply


#6: StraitGate    To: Esso, Horse (#1)

So David Icke was right?

StraitGate posted on 2021-06-28 21:46:41   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Lod    To: StraitGate (#6)

lol ~ well played.

Lod posted on 2021-06-28 21:59:38   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: StraitGate, 4um (#6)

So David Icke was right?

I dunno, I was just was hoping that I didn't off any lizards too bad.

Esso posted on 2021-06-28 22:34:28   Reply   Private Reply