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#1: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#0)

How could any policeman believe a man would rape her?

Good Lord, you'd have to possess a two-foot long punky to pop that porker.

Esso posted on 2021-07-10 10:25:11   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Lod    To: Horse (#0)

What'd she do, sit on'em?

Lod posted on 2021-07-10 10:25:55   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: Lod (#2)

What'd she do, sit on'em?

Not possible. They'd be dead.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Tums.

Esso posted on 2021-07-10 10:37:07   Reply   Private Reply


#4: ghostdogtxn    To: Horse (#0)

ghostdogtxn posted on 2021-07-10 10:44:19   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Darkwing    To: Horse (#0)

What is wrong with you guys, she is really HOT. I would not want to see her naked.

Darkwing posted on 2021-07-10 10:53:00   Reply   Private Reply


#6: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Horse (#0)

For all that talk about protecting the whale population, Greenpeace is really dropping the ball on this one.

Seriously. While I do like a girl with curves, I’d prefer those curves to not add up to being a sphere. There are sharks and killer whales that would swim right past this creature for fear that they might get artereoschlerosis or have their cholesterol level skyrocket and give them a heart attack. I’d be interested in knowing what the guys she accused of rape look like.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2021-07-10 13:37:05   Reply   Private Reply


#7: StraitGate    To: Horse (#0)

Just looking at her fat ugly face ruined my day. Hopefully I'll be able to get the rest of my life back tomorrow.

StraitGate posted on 2021-07-10 15:16:32   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Dakmar    To: TommyTheMadArtist, Esso, Horse (#6)

While I do like a girl with curves, I’d prefer those curves to not add up to being a sphere.

Singularity, the final negation.

Mister Tommy, calculate the gravity of that object.

Mister Esso, plot a course to take us away from the destructive gravitational mass.

Mister Horse, can I borrow like five dollars until I get my tax check?

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-10 15:51:43   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Dakmar    To: StraitGate (#7)

Just looking at her fat ugly face ruined my day. Hopefully I'll be able to get the rest of my life back tomorrow.

The Jewmatron Hormone Accelerator has failed. Retreat!

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-10 15:54:49   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Dakmar    To: ghostdogtxn, Esso (#4)

We shouldn't have to explain love to the evil fucking egalitarians, but here we are in the year 2021, picking up fireworks and dog turds from our sidewalks.

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-10 16:08:23   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#8)

Mister Esso, plot a course to take us away from the destructive gravitational mass.

I'll contact departure for a vector to Valhalla.

Unladen, empty and turned to stone...

Esso posted on 2021-07-10 16:09:29   Reply   Private Reply


#12: BTP Holdings    To: Horse (#0)

We had two women working at the workshop. They looked alike with double chins and double bellies so everyone called them "the twins".

The older one was morbidly obese. When they rode the bus in from outlying area she would take up two seats. When she got off the bus she would come down the stairs backwards.

They were both living away from home and Mama was paying their rent. After their father was laid off for the third time he officially retired.

Then their Mama wanted them to move back home to save money.

For the older one that only lasted a month and she moved out again. Not too sure just who is footing the bill now.

They have two sisters who are thin. I asked once, "What is with your two sisters that are thin?" The younger one replied, "They are normal."

What?! And you are NOT normal?

I had heard just last week their Mama had passed away from the Covid. I suppose it is out there.

The Secretary at work is touting the fact you can get free Covid shot at the County Health Department here in town.

All I can say about that is, "Don't vax me, bro." :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-07-10 16:12:04   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

Revenge, nigger. Revenge! 1000 watt amp! Fireworks!!!! Dogs!!!!

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-10 16:13:03   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-10 21:59:44   Reply   Private Reply