As Women Continue to Fail, Air Force Removes Running and Pushups From Mandatory Training

Source: https://bigleaguepolitics.com/as-women-continue-to-fail-air-force-removes-running-and-pushups-from-mandatory-training/
Published: Jul 13, 2021
Author: staff
Post Date: 2021-07-13 12:22:10 by Horse
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The Air Force has announced that running and pushups will be removed from mandatory training, as women continue to fail to live up to the standards that have been required for men.

Airmen will now have the option of walking instead of running during a “choose your own adventure” testing, which may as well have been a Babylon Bee parody story from three years ago but is now our actual reality under President-imposed Joe Biden.

“Say you’re not a long-distance runner but you wanted to run fast back and forth, we have a shuttle run back and forth about 25 meters apart,” Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force JoAnne Bass said.

They will also allow airmen to avoid doing real push-ups and opt for easier modified push-ups instead. The “woke” military, which now cares more about promoting feminism, transgenderism and hatred of whites than winning wars, is lowering the bar because women can’t keep up.

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#1: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#0)

Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force JoAnne Bass

Oh, Good Lord. I'm in Hell.

Esso posted on 2021-07-13 12:41:14   Reply   Private Reply

#2: X-15    To: Horse, Cynicom (#0)

I'm waiting for a 60-year old man to enlist after identifying as a 20- year old then demanding that he be exempt from all physical standards due to his true biological age.

X-15 posted on 2021-07-13 14:41:21   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Pinguinite    To: X-15 (#2)

I'm waiting for a 60-year old man to enlist after identifying as a 20- year old then demanding that he be exempt from all physical standards due to his true biological age.

Hell, I'm ready to identify as a 70 year old so I can start collecting social security.

How long do you think it will be before someone actually files that kind of lawsuit?

Then I'll identify as a 10 year old and sue so I can play baseball in my town's little league.

Pinguinite posted on 2021-07-13 15:37:05   Reply   Private Reply

#4: X-15    To: Pinguinite (#3)

EVERY kind of lawsuit is coming down the pike, the smart ones will be in front to cash in early.

X-15 posted on 2021-07-13 18:57:33   Reply   Private Reply

#5: TommyTheMadArtist    To: X-15 (#2)

At 52, I am finding that I have a lot more physical capability than a lot of these. 20 somethings. Shit I could re-enlist, and probably do 20 years and run circles around some of these pogues.

At any rate, It’s something to consider. I identify as a 22 year old Captain in the US Army. How dare you give me orders? Did you just assume my age? Did you just assume my rank? Did you just assume my ability to do pushups??? Front Leaning Rest? Pfffffftttt…

Recruiter: So what makes you think you’re good enough for the army?

Me: Well my first time around I was 11B, was in when you could beat people up for being moronic, I have an amazing work ethic, and can digest Gluten and peanut butter.

Recruiter: Shit… You got any family and or friends like you that want to enlist? We can overlook your age. Can you pretend to be Hispanic? We can get you a new Social.

Me: Well I also identify as a Captain, and have a propensity to get my hands dirty doing the job that my employees do at my current job.

Recruiter: Welcome to the US Army …Captain….

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2021-07-13 19:23:40   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: X-15, 4um (#2)

I'm waiting for a 60-year old man to enlist after identifying as a 20- year old then demanding that he be exempt from all physical standards due to his true biological age.

That's not a bad idea. I could do that to get my rotary wing certification. God knows I'm way too cheap to spend that kind of money on myself.

Esso posted on 2021-07-13 19:32:03   Reply   Private Reply

#7: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#6)

Shit… I totally forgot about the whole Get to fly helicopters and airplanes. I identify as a warrant officer too.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2021-07-13 19:32:54   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#7)

I identify as a warrant officer too.

Don't forget to tell 'em you're a lesbian. Wouldn't want to be showering and bunking with all those icky fellas.

Esso posted on 2021-07-13 19:40:21   Reply   Private Reply

#9: StraitGate    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#7)

That just reminded me of the time when visiting Fort Rucker I jumped a fuzzy rope railing and climbed up inside an old Vietnam-era display helicopter to get a closer look at the radio equipment.

"SIR, YOU WANNA RESPECT THAT BARRIER PLEASE?!", bellowed an MP with all the indignation he muster.

StraitGate posted on 2021-07-13 20:53:28   Reply   Private Reply

#10: TommyTheMadArtist    To: StraitGate (#9)

As if he didn’t want to do the same thing. LOL

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2021-07-13 23:23:46   Reply   Private Reply

#11: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#8)

It’s like you’re really looking out for me brother. Where would I be without friends like that?

Damned right. I’m also an ugly lesbian. Very Very butch.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2021-07-13 23:24:40   Reply   Private Reply