Saturday Stupid $#!+ Thread.

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Published: Jul 17, 2021
Author: Various
Post Date: 2021-07-17 13:53:36 by Esso
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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 14:16:16   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

They sure are hellbent to try to force that vax on everybody. No ulterior motives there, you betcha!

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 14:47:57   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 14:53:33   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: All (#3)

God Bless Help Texas!

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 15:29:09   Reply   Private Reply


#5: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#2)

Every democrat is a communist and a traitor to our nation.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2021-07-17 16:09:02   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#5)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:11:50   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Dakmar    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#5)

Every democrat is a communist and a traitor to our nation.

Except Joe Manchin. MSNBC has confirmed he is a Martian Invader, brain eating type. Trust your television!

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:17:21   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

or something...

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:18:52   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: Dakmar (#8)

or something...

freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=250974

Look at the eyes, that's her. I dated a 15 y/o once. I was 16.

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:26:00   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Dakmar    To: Esso (#9)

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:35:35   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#10)

You had my undivided attention at: 'A Woman Who's Dead Drunk Can...

Damn, I miss Punk.

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:41:06   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

That Jap girl is cute, don't you think?

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:43:06   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

Come see the duck!

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:47:09   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: Dakmar (#12)

That Jap girl is cute, don't you think?

The one behind Bidet? Yeah, but if she's a Bidet lover, she's more toxic than polonium 210.

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:49:52   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Dakmar    To: All (#13)

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:50:26   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

Come see the duck!

You know the old saying, "If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a spy.

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:51:44   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Dakmar    To: Esso (#16)

I've got the fear again, Esso.

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:54:34   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#15)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:55:05   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:57:27   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Esso    To: Dakmar (#17)

I've got the fear again, Esso.

Take 450mg of Trazadone and call me in the morning.

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:58:26   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

Hunter Thompson, Hunter Bidet, what's the difference?

The Prokofiev(?) music is good.

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 17:00:43   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Dakmar    To: Esso (#20)

As your attorney I recommend you marry the 10 year old girl and file a breach of promise lawsuit.

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:01:19   Reply   Private Reply


#23: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

Hunter Thompson, Hunter Bidet, what's the difference?

Valor? Dignity? The American Dream?

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:02:30   Reply   Private Reply


#24: Esso    To: Dakmar (#22)

As your attorney I recommend you marry the 10 year old girl and file a breach of promise lawsuit.

Yeah, I suppose I should be shopping for a junior lockpick set before I pop the question though...

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 17:08:19   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#23)

Valor? Dignity? The American Dream?

Good thing this joint has a limited hangout. Crazy talk like that could kill scores of leftists.

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 17:13:21   Reply   Private Reply


#26: Dakmar    To: Esso (#24)

Yeah, I suppose I should be shopping for a junior lockpick set before I pop the question though...

I was all ready to get my little lolita an expensive tortiose shell comb and brush set before I realised the incessant crying was not worth the time, money, or potential incarceration.

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:20:08   Reply   Private Reply


#27: Dakmar    To: Esso (#25)

Good thing this joint has a limited hangout. Crazy talk like that could kill scores of leftists.

That would be awesome!

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:20:56   Reply   Private Reply


#28: Esso    To: Dakmar (#26)

...potential incarceration.

How much more incarcerated can we get? Hell is Hell, man!

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 17:30:50   Reply   Private Reply


#29: Lod    To: Dakmar, Esso (#27)

Great read, thanks for the cheer-me-up.

Lod posted on 2021-07-17 17:39:40   Reply   Private Reply


#30: Dakmar    To: Lod (#29)

Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:49:06   Reply   Private Reply


#31: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#30)

Once again, this isn't satire, but next week's news...

babylonbee.com/news/faceb...to-the-white-house-button

Facebook Introduces New 'Report Post To The White House' Button

MENLO PARK, CA—As part of an attempt to slow the spread of misinformation on its platform, Facebook has introduced a new "report post to the White House" button.

The feature allows you to flag posts for the Biden administration to review for misinformation. Handy for opinions you disagree with, comments critical of the government, and any expressions of freedom or other anti-government sentiments, the button will instantly cause any post to be reviewed by the current administration. Biden staffers can then check whether or not the post violates its standards of truth and flag the user for further monitoring by the government.

"We applaud Facebook, our new fourth branch of government, for taking these steps," said Jen Psaki. "This will go a long way to helping us suppress information we find displeasing."

Those who get flagged multiple times will be candidates for reeducation in Biden's Gulags for Spreaders of Misinformation or a reduced "social credit score."

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 18:49:14   Reply   Private Reply


#32: Esso    To: All (#31)

That darn Betty Boop was a hot little hammer...

Dirty Jokes in Classic Cartoons - The Ultimate Compilation

The last one with Porky Pig is classic.

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 20:30:13   Reply   Private Reply


#33: Esso    To: All (#32)

Chris seems to be pushing the limits a bit...

The Hard Bigotry of High Expectations

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 20:38:22   Reply   Private Reply