Full Moon. Awesome. (Stupid Shit O' the Day Thread)

Source: Tango Foxtrot Papa Productions
Published: Jul 23, 2021
Author: Esso
Post Date: 2021-07-23 02:40:34 by Esso
Views: 166

Today should be interesting. I wonder what Prez Pathetic and Kameltoe are going to do to make our lives full of sunshine and equity today is?

Might as well make this the "Stupid Shit O' the Day" thread when you don't want to go through the formality of typing a bunch of shit.

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BOHICA!

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

OK, I'll start. Well, 84%+ of the new cases are from "The Vaxxed". Strap it on kiddos, here we go!

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 02:49:35   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2021-07-23 02:59:47   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

Ooooooooooooooo, Bidet's going to prison... Right.

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 03:29:23   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: All (#3)

I CAN'T GET NO TUBS! When women were still women...

To my Aussie buddies:

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 03:45:23   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Punk (#4)

This was the song at Gio's before we got on the silverbird for the last ride.

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 04:19:25   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Betty (#5)

Sure surprised me seeing my flowers at the head of your casket, hon...

Wasn't too happy having to dress-up like the Frito Bandito, but we showed 'em that I'm not a cold-blooded killer.

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 05:34:31   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

Copperhead Road. That would be about 20 meters due South of Satan's Circus.

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 05:42:04   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

This was a cool song around 1980 or so before BLM set things back to 1920 or so...

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 05:51:57   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: All (#8)

Safety shots!

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 05:55:42   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: All (#9)

Skillethead, this one's for you... I miss our conversations. I didn't run into too many physicists/engineers that needed my advice about practical application about weapons of war. I'll always miss you.

(Edit) Me and Skillethead decided to get our pilot's licenses at the same time and make a contest out of it.

We both got a 100% on our written thing with a bunch of others in the test. I was first out, Kurt was anal, he knew the shit.

Skillethead beat me on flying time-to-license, I was having a hard time "under the hood", flying on only instruments. So I went up alone, put the hood on and did it solo a little bit at a time. I learned you have to read the instruments like a micrometer rather than a yardstick.

The FBO at 07C said, "Tell me you weren't flying around under the hood alone!" I said OK. I got the instrument shit down pat alone. The FAA examiner told Larry that, "He's the best stick and rudder man to ever come out of this airport."

Good times, a long time ago. The first passenger that I took up as pilot-in-command was my mother in a little C-152. I actually wasn't pilot in command, God was. All I had to do was push the throttle in and out. Well, Kurt beat me on hours flying, but he was never brave enough to go up with Tina, Gawd.

Esso posted on 2021-07-23 06:02:05   Reply   Private Reply