CNN Airs Hour-Long PSA On Warning Signs Of Dementia

Source: Babylon Bee
Published: Jul 25, 2021
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2021-07-25 15:35:43 by Esso
Views: 134

CINCINNATI, OH—As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.

The PSA, which ran over an hour, showed tragic footage of an old man ranting and making nonsensical, confusing statements.

CNN says they hope the footage will encourage family members of the elderly to get them tested for the early warning signs of dementia. The cable news channel displayed a phone number for a hotline people can call if they believe someone they know might be suffering from symptoms of the condition.

"If you or a loved one act like this man," said Don Lemon, "please, we beg you, get help. Slurred speech, inaccurate statements, an inability to remember where you are—these are all signs that your loved one might be suffering from dementia, whether he's retired or the president of the United States."

"... and we'd take the rhubarb and we'd put it in the pie, right in the ol' pie," the old man said suddenly, in a rare moment of lucidity. "It was incredible. You wouldn't think rhubarb would taste good, but it's the sweetness. The strawberries. The strawberries. The strawberries. That's what makes it work! Airplanes! Airplanes are neat, you know, but they're a myth. How do they get them up there? They don't—d-d-don't even have feathers."

Many of the attendees were touched by both the PSA and the old man.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

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#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

Since when did Huckleberry become a late-night comedian?

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#6: Lod    To: Esso (#4)

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#7: Lod    To: Esso (#5)

Nicely done, Mike.

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#8: Dakmar    To: Lod, Esso (#6)

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#9: Lod    To: Dakmar (#8)

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#10: Dakmar    To: Lod (#9)

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#11: Horse    To: Dakmar, Lod, Esso (#8)

I don't have a TV but my first reaction to the PBS show on Dementia was that they were telling the people how to recognize Joe Biden as a prime example. The people know by now that the President does not matter as he is in charge of nothing.

I talked on the phone with Caroline Kennedy. (She called my business.) She told me that her father's only mistake was to think that he was President of the United States.

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#12: Dakmar    To: Lod, Esso (#9)

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#13: Dakmar    To: Horse (#11)

PBS has done nothing but enable these morons since about 1968.

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#14: Dakmar    To: Lod (#9)

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