I recently tried to eat a piece of corn in a cage and was trapped by a log, and I was yelling at the people on the street to help me and no one would.

Instead, a fat woman started mooing at me, then a fat man started drinking Pepsi and masturbating. It was completely humiliating, and I had to just sit there and wait for the scientists to come release me.

Pigs actually are much better than people, in terms of morality.

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