Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever

Source: EweToob
Published: Oct 4, 2021
Author: Happy Land
Post Date: 2021-10-04 10:29:29 by Esso
Views: 2951

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#1: Darkwing    To: Esso (#0)

Great and funny, it made my day better.

Darkwing posted on 2021-10-04 11:27:33   Reply   Private Reply

#2: CadetD    To: Esso (#0)

Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh

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CadetD posted on 2021-10-04 13:54:22   Reply   Private Reply

#3: titorite    To: Esso (#0)

Wait , I see zombies all over the place, they're all masked up.

titorite posted on 2021-10-04 14:20:45   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: titorite (#3)

I see zombies all over the place, they're all masked up.

Yeah, I saw a bunch of them at the half-empty (depleted) grocery store today.

Even the liquor store is out of Windsor Canadian.

Shit's gettin' ugly.

Esso posted on 2021-10-04 15:15:50   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Lod    To: Esso (#4)

Give Heaven Hills brand a try. It worked well here for more than a few years.

Lod posted on 2021-10-04 15:46:05   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Lod (#5)

Forty Creek (KY, TN?) is awesome. Puts Crown Royal to shame, but is about the price of Crown. I'd have to drive to Woodburn (Podunk), IN to get it. I can't find it in Ft. Wayne. Last I bought Windsor, it's up about $3 ($13/1.75 to $16), tax, title, dealer prep not inc.

Veejay at the convenience store had my smokes, albeit up in price ($5/ctn) since last week. I'm not ready to start shooting.

Yet.

(Edit) When I was at Kroger today, meat was in short supply and there were no deals at all at the New Haven store, there usually is. Lotta empty shelves. I used to get by going to the store every two or three months. I think I'm down to every three or four weeks now. I only got about half of what I went for today.

Esso posted on 2021-10-04 16:00:25   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Lod    To: Esso (#6)

Based in Kentucky, Burnetts is considered one of the better quality affordable vodkas. Its parent company, Heaven Hill Brands, is best known for its whiskey ...

Four cartons of Pall Mall blue just rang up a rather jaw-dropping $264.95.

And it's Heaven Hill, singular. Fine stuff.

Lod posted on 2021-10-04 17:08:00   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Lod (#7)

Four cartons of Pall Mall blue just rang up a rather jaw-dropping $264.95.

Holy crap! Two cartons of Eagle 20s Red came up at a little over a hundred. It was about $90 a couple months ago.

Esso posted on 2021-10-04 17:31:12   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Lod    To: Esso (#8)

Guess that we should be glad that all those tax dollars are going for a good cause.

Lod posted on 2021-10-04 17:36:04   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Lod (#9)

It was $100.38. Somebody at 4um dialed me into Eagle 20s after that "fire safe cigarette" bullshit took effect and Marlboro Reds started tasting like shit. They don't taste bad and don't go out if you neglect them for two seconds.

"Black coffee in the morning, dark whiskey in the evening."

Esso posted on 2021-10-04 17:47:25   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Darkwing (#1)

Great and funny, it made my day better.

That's the second civil post that I've seen you make here. You're on a roll. Keep it up.

I'm not kidding. I like you a lot better when you're not a know-it-all and calling us sheep. 4um is as far from sheep as you'll ever get.

Esso posted on 2021-10-04 23:32:56   Reply   Private Reply