Weyland Yutani is recruiting new pilots! If you want to apply, be advised you will have to pass a drug test. We recommend fentanyl, amphetamines, cocaine, opioids and mary-jane ja wanna. Lysergic acid diethylamide-25 is a must. We doan need to see no steenking pilot's licences! Apply today! We supply the really neat fake business cards. Chicks dig 'em!