I hear ya. I'm getting waterlogged just thinking about all the showers I'm going to need to take. I guess I'd forgotten how dirty this business can get. Four years of Trump spoiled me. It was a nice vacation, but it's time to get back to work.
Maybe when 4-star Admiral, cross dressing Rachael (Richard) Levine gets the age of consent lowered to 5, I'll be able to get a date that isn't tatted up from head to toe.
(Edit) Come to think of it, mandatory home delivery of free cigarettes and booze would be nice too. I seem to be going through a bunch of both lately.
When we worked concert security, we would mess with the groupies. These were the people who loved the band but did not have connections to get back stage passes.
We would say, "We might be able to get you back stage."
They would say, "Really?"
Then we would tell them, "Yeah. And we might even let you speak into the microphone."
#1: StraitGate To: Esso (#0)
StraitGate posted on 2021-10-28 10:59:09 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: StraitGate, 4um (#1)
I'm speechless.
Esso posted on 2021-10-28 11:02:13 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-10-28 11:11:38 Reply Private Reply
#4: Lod To: Esso (#3)
And I'm way too olde for it.
Lod posted on 2021-10-28 11:42:39 Reply Private Reply
#5: Esso To: Lod, 4um (#4)
I hear ya. I'm getting waterlogged just thinking about all the showers I'm going to need to take. I guess I'd forgotten how dirty this business can get. Four years of Trump spoiled me. It was a nice vacation, but it's time to get back to work.
Esso posted on 2021-10-28 12:01:17 Reply Private Reply
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Sick: High School Allows Kids to Perform Lap Dances For Teachers
Esso posted on 2021-10-28 13:38:11 Reply Private Reply
#7: Dakmar To: Esso, Lod (#6)
Sick stuff. I wouldn't even think it a good idea to take kids to a regular bar for a field trip.
Dakmar posted on 2021-10-28 13:41:27 Reply Private Reply
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(Edit) Come to think of it, mandatory home delivery of free cigarettes and booze would be nice too. I seem to be going through a bunch of both lately.
Esso posted on 2021-10-28 13:48:04 Reply Private Reply
#9: Lod To: Esso (#8)
And the congregation said, Amen!
Lod posted on 2021-10-28 16:43:12 Reply Private Reply
#10: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#8)
I used to call one girl I used to work with, "Be be".
She would say, "I'm not your baby."
I told her, "I didn't say you were." :-/
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-10-28 17:49:29 Reply Private Reply
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Lod posted on 2021-10-29 13:12:42 Reply Private Reply
#12: BTP Holdings To: Lod (#11)
When we worked concert security, we would mess with the groupies. These were the people who loved the band but did not have connections to get back stage passes.
We would say, "We might be able to get you back stage."
They would say, "Really?"
Then we would tell them, "Yeah. And we might even let you speak into the microphone."
And they would say, "Wow!" ROTFLOL
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-10-29 22:24:15 Reply Private Reply
#13: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#6)
When we drove big trucks to Florida, sometimes we would have some time to kill so we would stop at a tittie bar.
My co-driver got a lap dance once. He told me when she stuck her pussy in his face he licked it. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-10-29 22:29:30 Reply Private Reply
#14: Esso To: BTP Holdings (#13)
They pee down there!
Esso posted on 2021-10-29 23:59:34 Reply Private Reply
#15: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#14)
If I had gotten the lap dance I would not have licked it. But then my co-driver was a different story since he was from Oklahoma. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-10-30 00:03:34 Reply Private Reply