LOS ANGELES, CA—The film crew of The Mandalorian nearly had a catastrophe earlier this week as a stormtrooper accidentally discharged 238 live laser rounds on the set.
Luckily, the stormtrooper missed everyone and everything.
“I just remember lasers going everywhere and ducking behind the snack table,” said assistant director Pete Vickersburger shortly after the event. “Thankfully Lucas the stormtrooper missed the crew, actors, snack table, cameras, props, snack cart, filming tent, snack delivery guy, and the floor.”
Other crew members looked distressed, but those willing to be interviewed attributed the stress to another issue that has impeded filming of next season: that the stormtroopers also seem to miss even when they're supposed to hit targets.
“Earlier that day several of us had walked off the set to protest the fact that the stormtroopers could not hit anything even when they were supposed to. We’ve wasted three weeks just trying to film this one shootout,” said the crew member in charge of guarding the snack table.
When the stormtroopers eventually hit their target during filming, everyone celebrated and gave each other high fives except the stormtroopers, who missed.
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Other than the Bee, the rest of MSM has closed the books on the Constitution and people killing Baldwin Affair.
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As you may know, there was some casualties Wednesday over the Garland (I'm gonna throw parents in prison) hearings. The worst of them was the Timcast crew, that couldn't muster any new content at all yesterday. Tim's crew is the youngest and most prolific of the bunch and was missed. While we hate to see any pilots of the storm wounded, we're confident that they'll emerge a little more grizzled and stronger than ever. They better, they're the most well funded and results are expected.
Cap'n Brandon was reprimanded yesterday and ordered to come to a FULL STOP for a couple hours until I could get squared away. Apparently I flew too high over somebody's head causing them to say something really stupid. So here it is: The mission profile is to collect information, distribute it over the worldwide webs without revealing the final conclusions, letting folks figure it out on their own. We don't want the delusional left hand to figure out what we are doing. It's best to let sleeping psychopaths lie.
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OK, let's strap this crate on and see where it takes us today. This is Cap'n Brandon, thank you for flying Air America.
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