'We're Not Doing Anything Bad To Your Kids But You Cannot Come In And Check,' Says Public School Teacher

Source: Babylon Bee
Published: Oct 29, 2021
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2021-10-29 17:19:30 by Esso
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LOUDOUN COUNTY, VA—In an attempt to calm angry parents, 3rd-grade teacher Patricia Merfle of Loudoun County Schools assured everyone that nothing bad is happening to their kids, but no one is allowed to come in and check.

"Yeah you can't come in right now," said Merfle, pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign on the door. "We're busy learning important stuff about gender, but not bad stuff you would disagree with! Anyway, we need privacy, maybe you can come another time!"

Several angry parents wielding torches and pitchforks began to grow angry and demanded to see their kids.

"You have nothing to worry about!" said Merfle. "We're not teaching them that gender is on a spectrum or that promiscuity is really fun, or that America was built by white supremacists specifically to oppress black people and the only way to achieve justice is to dismantle the whole system or anything! But don't come in and look! It's a bad time right now."

The school superintendent also assured parents everything was fine. "Yeah, we're teaching them things like reading, history... um, what was the other one? Oh yeah—math. All that stuff. Definitely no extreme Leftist indoctrination here, no siree!"

When asked by parents if they could come in and check, he ran inside and called the FBI.


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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

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7 Reasons Parents Should Have No Say Whatsoever In Their Child’s Education

Do you think parents should have a say in their kids' education? You're wrong! Here are 7 reasons parents need to just stay away and let the professionals raise their kids.

1) Parents don't know anything about kids: It's true. Most of them don't have master's degrees in kid-raising or education. Sad!

2) Most parents don't raise their kids to be unquestioning drones of the dystopian state: Very selfish of them.

3) Uneducated parents might only know about two of the genders: What a bunch of dopes! Do you want your kid to be underprepared for her gender studies degree?

4) Parents' judgment can't be trusted since they chose to have kids instead of getting an abortion: Having kids is like, the WORST thing you can do for the planet. Gross.

5) Parents may read books like Cat in the Hat or Tuttle Twins instead of My Two Dads: Just like the Nazis did.

6) They might not want their 5-year-old to transition just yet: Not giving your kid surgery and hormone blockers the second they wear something pink is literally child abuse.

7) Reinforces the outdated stereotype that the nuclear family is the core of society: The nuclear family is a despicable invention of white people and anyone who participates in it is guilty of white supremacy. The State is your family now! Repeat after us! The State is my family...

By now we're sure you're convinced that parents should stay far, far away from their kids' education. Just let the smart people take it from here. You're welcome!

Esso posted on 2021-10-29 17:23:33   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Darkwing    To: Esso (#0)

We the people are paying for everything we have a right to know BITCH

Darkwing posted on 2021-10-29 18:35:53   Reply   Private Reply


#3: StraitGate    To: Esso (#0)

For over 25 years I've been telling parents that one of the worst things they could ever do to their children is put them in government schools -- to cast before swine the most precious gifts that God ever gave a man and a woman.

That hasn't won me many friends, but I have never wavered.

None of our several children ever saw the inside of a government school, thank God. We gladly sacrificed much to make that possible.

StraitGate posted on 2021-10-29 19:09:48   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Darkwing, 4um (#2)

There's at least two folks here that were mixed in a weird .gov program. Pretty unbelievable stuff. Almost as unbelievable as the .gov creating a false scamdemic to get people to willingly have a neural weapon injected into their arms that gets into their brains via several conductive adjuvants like nano aluminum, graphene oxide, and God knows what else. Dr. Horse has done a good job of documenting a lot of it.

The US Army's [and other's] Secret Paranormal Soldiers - The Stargate Project

The rabbit hole is deep. Believe it or don't believe it. Watch and learn. If you don't believe it and want to stay in your 'safe space', do so, but don't impede the folks looking for the truth. You've said that you worked for the goob for a long time, do you really know how much money is being pumped into DARPA, CIA, .mil etc. Didn't think so. The .gov is split right down the middle today. Do you think the left hand knows what the right hand is doing? Of course they don't.

The left is so helplessly wrapped up in their delusions that they won't understand what is happening until the Capitol Dome crushes them when it falls.

Esso posted on 2021-10-29 19:11:31   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: StraitGate, 4um (#3)

That hasn't won me many friends, but I have never wavered.

You're a good man. I've known that for a long time.

Esso posted on 2021-10-29 19:13:17   Reply   Private Reply


#6: StraitGate    To: Esso (#5)

Thanks, Esso. I appreciate the kind words. But you really don't know how many liquor stores I might have robbed last week, do you?

As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: ...

Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God.

Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin.

But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets;

Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference:

For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus:

Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God;

To declare, I say, at this time his righteousness: that he might be just, and the justifier of him which believeth in Jesus.

Where is boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? Nay: but by the law of faith.

Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.

-- Romans 3:10, 19-28

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#7: Esso    To: StraitGate, Lod, 4um (#6)

But you really don't know how many liquor stores I might have robbed last week, do you?

I was speaking in relative terms, not absolute. Sorry for not being anti unclear.

As far as your liquor store habit goes, confidence is high that the probability is less than zero.

I'm just pissed that my local establishment had exactly zero of LdCmdr Loddy's liquor recommendations.

Esso posted on 2021-10-29 19:56:08   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Lod    To: StraitGate (#6)

Some of our theology gets tricky, at least for my simple mind. In the book of James we read that "faith without works is dead."

If you have any thoughts on that passage, and its message to us, I'd love to read them. Thanks.

Lod posted on 2021-10-29 20:43:27   Reply   Private Reply


#9: StraitGate    To: Lod (#8)

Not really. Years ago I was an Independent Baptist preacher. Did fill- in or guest preaching at several churches, officiated funerals and weddings, then started a church, was studying to be ordained (not a real challenge among Independent Baptists!). But after a while I started simplifying my religion -- a lot of doctrinal distinctives lost their luster -- and ended up here:

Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. -- Jesus, in Matthew 2:37-40

StraitGate posted on 2021-10-29 20:58:55   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Lod    To: StraitGate (#9)

Agree completely. I believe that we should also be mindful of Christ's last message, aka the Great Commission, to all his disciples.

Lod posted on 2021-10-29 21:22:47   Reply   Private Reply