LOUDOUN COUNTY, VAIn an attempt to calm angry parents, 3rd-grade teacher Patricia Merfle of Loudoun County Schools assured everyone that nothing bad is happening to their kids, but no one is allowed to come in and check.
"Yeah you can't come in right now," said Merfle, pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign on the door. "We're busy learning important stuff about gender, but not bad stuff you would disagree with! Anyway, we need privacy, maybe you can come another time!"
Several angry parents wielding torches and pitchforks began to grow angry and demanded to see their kids.
"You have nothing to worry about!" said Merfle. "We're not teaching them that gender is on a spectrum or that promiscuity is really fun, or that America was built by white supremacists specifically to oppress black people and the only way to achieve justice is to dismantle the whole system or anything! But don't come in and look! It's a bad time right now."
The school superintendent also assured parents everything was fine. "Yeah, we're teaching them things like reading, history... um, what was the other one? Oh yeahmath. All that stuff. Definitely no extreme Leftist indoctrination here, no siree!"
When asked by parents if they could come in and check, he ran inside and called the FBI.
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#1: Esso To: All (#0)
7 Reasons Parents Should Have No Say Whatsoever In Their Childs Education
Do you think parents should have a say in their kids' education? You're wrong! Here are 7 reasons parents need to just stay away and let the professionals raise their kids.
1) Parents don't know anything about kids: It's true. Most of them don't have master's degrees in kid-raising or education. Sad!
2) Most parents don't raise their kids to be unquestioning drones of the dystopian state: Very selfish of them.
3) Uneducated parents might only know about two of the genders: What a bunch of dopes! Do you want your kid to be underprepared for her gender studies degree?
4) Parents' judgment can't be trusted since they chose to have kids instead of getting an abortion: Having kids is like, the WORST thing you can do for the planet. Gross.
5) Parents may read books like Cat in the Hat or Tuttle Twins instead of My Two Dads: Just like the Nazis did.
6) They might not want their 5-year-old to transition just yet: Not giving your kid surgery and hormone blockers the second they wear something pink is literally child abuse.
7) Reinforces the outdated stereotype that the nuclear family is the core of society: The nuclear family is a despicable invention of white people and anyone who participates in it is guilty of white supremacy. The State is your family now! Repeat after us! The State is my family...
By now we're sure you're convinced that parents should stay far, far away from their kids' education. Just let the smart people take it from here. You're welcome!
Esso posted on 2021-10-29 17:23:33 Reply Private Reply
#2: Darkwing To: Esso (#0)
Darkwing posted on 2021-10-29 18:35:53 Reply Private Reply
#3: StraitGate To: Esso (#0)
That hasn't won me many friends, but I have never wavered.
None of our several children ever saw the inside of a government school, thank God. We gladly sacrificed much to make that possible.
StraitGate posted on 2021-10-29 19:09:48 Reply Private Reply
#4: Esso To: Darkwing, 4um (#2)
The US Army's [and other's] Secret Paranormal Soldiers - The Stargate Project
The rabbit hole is deep. Believe it or don't believe it. Watch and learn. If you don't believe it and want to stay in your 'safe space', do so, but don't impede the folks looking for the truth. You've said that you worked for the goob for a long time, do you really know how much money is being pumped into DARPA, CIA, .mil etc. Didn't think so. The .gov is split right down the middle today. Do you think the left hand knows what the right hand is doing? Of course they don't.
The left is so helplessly wrapped up in their delusions that they won't understand what is happening until the Capitol Dome crushes them when it falls.
Esso posted on 2021-10-29 19:11:31 Reply Private Reply
#5: Esso To: StraitGate, 4um (#3)
You're a good man. I've known that for a long time.
Esso posted on 2021-10-29 19:13:17 Reply Private Reply
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StraitGate posted on 2021-10-29 19:37:51 Reply Private Reply
#7: Esso To: StraitGate, Lod, 4um (#6)
I was speaking in relative terms, not absolute. Sorry for not being anti unclear.
As far as your liquor store habit goes, confidence is high that the probability is less than zero.
I'm just pissed that my local establishment had exactly zero of LdCmdr Loddy's liquor recommendations.
Esso posted on 2021-10-29 19:56:08 Reply Private Reply
#8: Lod To: StraitGate (#6)
If you have any thoughts on that passage, and its message to us, I'd love to read them. Thanks.
Lod posted on 2021-10-29 20:43:27 Reply Private Reply
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StraitGate posted on 2021-10-29 20:58:55 Reply Private Reply
#10: Lod To: StraitGate (#9)
Lod posted on 2021-10-29 21:22:47 Reply Private Reply