Prosecutors Move For Mistrial As Jury Has Been Tainted By Clear Video Evidence Of Kyle Rittenhouse Defending Himself

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/prosecutors-move-for-mistrial-as-jury-has-been-tainted-by-clear-video-evidence-of-kyle-rittenhouse-defending-himself
Published: Nov 9, 2021
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2021-11-09 10:23:54 by Ada
Views: 221

KENOSHA, WI—Prosecutors in the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial have asked the judge to declare a mistrial after the defense team produced clear video evidence of Rittenhouse defending himself against a wave of violent Communists.

"This isn't fair!" said the prosecuting attorney. "This clear, undeniable video evidence of Rittenhouse epically sending wave after wave of zombie-like Antifa thugs back to the abyss from whence they came—entirely in self-defense, we might add—has permanently tainted this case."

Sources say that as the video played, the entire court oohed and ahhed at the sight of the epic chad Kyle Rittenhouse defending the safety of his friends and neighbors against "a bloodthirsty horde of white Commies and child molesters" who were trying to burn down the city.

As the video faded to black, the entire jury rose to their feet in applause, chanting "KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!"

The prosecutors have requested a retrial in Serbia where they don't speak English or have video screens to play video evidence. "If we don't do this," they said, "white supremacy has won."

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#1: Darkwing    To: Ada (#0)

A bunch of cry babies, They did not get their way. Now they call foul. What ever happens, the blacks will try to burn the city down.

Darkwing posted on 2021-11-09 10:51:24   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Ada    To: Darkwing (#1)

Note the source

Ada posted on 2021-11-09 11:20:12   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Anthem    To: Ada (#2)

He doesn't see much under that dark wing.

Anthem posted on 2021-11-09 14:08:44   Reply   Private Reply

#4: DWornock    To: Ada (#0)

Obviously, this is a hoax.

DWornock posted on 2021-11-09 20:07:09   Reply   Private Reply

#5: BTP Holdings    To: Darkwing (#1)

the blacks will try to burn the city down.

That is what happened on the west side of Chicago when MLK, Jr. was shot and killed in Memphis in 1968.

Everyone that is except the black Cook County Deputy who was a guard at the Cook County Jail. He shot and killed a black arsonist who was ready to light a Molotov cocktail.

When my buddy, who was also a guard at the jail asked, "How are you going to explain that?", the black guard said, "When they come along and pick him up, it's just another dead nigger."

The good blacks called the bad blacks niggers too. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-09 20:21:28   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Ada    To: DWornock (#4)

(sigh) I gotta stop posting Babylon Bee.

Ada posted on 2021-11-09 21:40:23   Reply   Private Reply