We were working security at Northwestern University football games in Evanston, Illinois.
We were in the student section in Dyche Stadium. I cut a stinky fart and this girl in the stands was waving her hand in front of her face.
My black partner told me, "Eat some more beans." LOL
Then on one occasion at the Illinois State Highways maintenance yard, I was sitting in the rest room. I farted so loudly the whole place went, "Whoaa!" ROTFLOL
When President Jackass audibly sharts his drawers like a drunken sailor in a public gathering in the presence of other public figures, particularly on foreign soil somewhere, it's a goddamned big deal.
It for sure does not reflect favorably on his country. No one has represented this country as poorly as has Pedo Joe.
#1: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#0)
We were working security at Northwestern University football games in Evanston, Illinois.
We were in the student section in Dyche Stadium. I cut a stinky fart and this girl in the stands was waving her hand in front of her face.
My black partner told me, "Eat some more beans." LOL
Then on one occasion at the Illinois State Highways maintenance yard, I was sitting in the rest room. I farted so loudly the whole place went, "Whoaa!" ROTFLOL
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-13 12:59:39 Reply Private Reply
#2: randge To: BTP Holdings (#1)
Folks are still talking about it.
randge posted on 2021-11-13 14:08:46 Reply Private Reply
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Darkwing posted on 2021-11-13 14:43:24 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:09:05 Reply Private Reply
#5: randge To: Darkwing (#3)
When President Jackass audibly sharts his drawers like a drunken sailor in a public gathering in the presence of other public figures, particularly on foreign soil somewhere, it's a goddamned big deal.
It for sure does not reflect favorably on his country. No one has represented this country as poorly as has Pedo Joe.
randge posted on 2021-11-13 15:11:14 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:14:58 Reply Private Reply
#7: randge To: Esso (#6)
I hit the button right there because I know that I would soon be subjected to material so stupid that I wouldn't be able to unhear it.
I may do something desperate. Don't do drugs, but soon may start.
randge posted on 2021-11-13 15:24:15 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:24:52 Reply Private Reply
#9: Esso To: randge, 4um (#7)
They didn't play it. It's too brutal.
Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:26:40 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 15:28:42 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:30:00 Reply Private Reply
#12: Dakmar To: randge (#7)
Bathroom windows are outrageously expensive nowadays. That's why I quit the police department...
Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 15:34:28 Reply Private Reply
#13: Dakmar To: Esso (#9)
Hunting...rifle. Huntingfg.Rifle...Hunitingrifle
Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 15:38:39 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:42:01 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:54:34 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 15:55:27 Reply Private Reply
#17: Dakmar To: Esso (#15)
I'm ok, ya'll need to get right with Jesus!
Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:09:47 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:11:10 Reply Private Reply
#19: Dakmar To: Esso (#15)
She didn't even hear her baby call.....
Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:13:57 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:19:19 Reply Private Reply
#21: BTP Holdings To: randge (#7)
When I lived in Chicago in late 70s, this guy in the hood was selling LSD to 13 and 14 y/o kids.
I told him, "If you don't stop doing that I will give you to the cops myself." He stopped since he knew I meant what I said. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-13 16:24:04 Reply Private Reply
#22: Dakmar To: BTP Holdings (#21)
I am the walrus :)
Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:30:49 Reply Private Reply
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randge posted on 2021-11-13 16:32:10 Reply Private Reply
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randge posted on 2021-11-13 16:34:06 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:35:15 Reply Private Reply
#26: Dakmar To: randge (#24)
Seattle. :)
Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:35:57 Reply Private Reply
#27: Dakmar To: randge (#23)
And becomes king...?
Heard that before...is there a prize?
Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:43:09 Reply Private Reply
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randge posted on 2021-11-13 16:43:47 Reply Private Reply
#29: Dakmar To: randge (#28)
Send me $20 mail order, I will gather up a crowd to annoint you!
Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:52:22 Reply Private Reply