Biden's Farting Incident

Source: ZedCast
Published: Nov 13, 2021
Author: Tyler Zed
Post Date: 2021-11-13 12:26:13 by Esso
Views: 742

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#1: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#0)

Farting Incident

We were working security at Northwestern University football games in Evanston, Illinois.

We were in the student section in Dyche Stadium. I cut a stinky fart and this girl in the stands was waving her hand in front of her face.

My black partner told me, "Eat some more beans." LOL

Then on one occasion at the Illinois State Highways maintenance yard, I was sitting in the rest room. I farted so loudly the whole place went, "Whoaa!" ROTFLOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-13 12:59:39   Reply   Private Reply


#2: randge    To: BTP Holdings (#1)

We heard that up in Michigan.

Folks are still talking about it.

randge posted on 2021-11-13 14:08:46   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Darkwing    To: Esso (#0)

Biden passed gas, big frelling deal. We all do it.

Darkwing posted on 2021-11-13 14:43:24   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Darkwing, 4um (#3)

It is a big "frelling" deal when the president of this country doesn't have control of his bodily functions or any mental capacity left, dumbass.

Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:09:05   Reply   Private Reply


#5: randge    To: Darkwing (#3)

It's a big frelling deal alright.

When President Jackass audibly sharts his drawers like a drunken sailor in a public gathering in the presence of other public figures, particularly on foreign soil somewhere, it's a goddamned big deal.

It for sure does not reflect favorably on his country. No one has represented this country as poorly as has Pedo Joe.

randge posted on 2021-11-13 15:11:14   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: randge, 4um (#5)

Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:14:58   Reply   Private Reply


#7: randge    To: Esso (#6)

I had to stop at "She put on a French accent while talking to French scientists."

I hit the button right there because I know that I would soon be subjected to material so stupid that I wouldn't be able to unhear it.

I may do something desperate. Don't do drugs, but soon may start.

randge posted on 2021-11-13 15:24:15   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: All (#6)

China made a 'mockery' out of John Kerry and Joe Biden at COP26

Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:24:52   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: randge, 4um (#7)

I hit the button right there because I know that I would soon be subjected to material so stupid that I wouldn't be able to unhear it.

They didn't play it. It's too brutal.

Esso posted on 2021-11-13 15:26:40   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

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#11: Esso    To: All (#9)

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#12: Dakmar    To: randge (#7)

I had to stop at "She put on a French accent while talking to French scientists."

Bathroom windows are outrageously expensive nowadays. That's why I quit the police department...

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#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#9)

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#14: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

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#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

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#16: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 15:55:27   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

I'm ok, ya'll need to get right with Jesus!

Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:09:47   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:11:10   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

She didn't even hear her baby call.....

Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:13:57   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#19)

I'm worried, Esso, how long we got before Ukraine invade Ohio Valley?

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#21: BTP Holdings    To: randge (#7)

Don't do drugs

When I lived in Chicago in late 70s, this guy in the hood was selling LSD to 13 and 14 y/o kids.

I told him, "If you don't stop doing that I will give you to the cops myself." He stopped since he knew I meant what I said. ;)

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#22: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#21)

I am the walrus :)

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#23: randge    To: Dakmar (#19)

randge posted on 2021-11-13 16:32:10   Reply   Private Reply


#24: randge    To: BTP Holdings (#21)

Do you know where I can get some LSD?

randge posted on 2021-11-13 16:34:06   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#22)

Shit, BTP, get Tommy Shaw on the phone, gather up like $600 and a couple motel room rentals, we owe it to humanity to put an end to Styx.

Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:35:15   Reply   Private Reply


#26: Dakmar    To: randge (#24)

Do you know where I can get some LSD?

Seattle. :)

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#27: Dakmar    To: randge (#23)

A Frog goes into a bank...

And becomes king...?

Heard that before...is there a prize?

Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:43:09   Reply   Private Reply


#28: randge    To: Dakmar (#26)

tHank you


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#29: Dakmar    To: randge (#28)

Send me $20 mail order, I will gather up a crowd to annoint you!

Dakmar posted on 2021-11-13 16:52:22   Reply   Private Reply