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#1: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#0)

Iran has faster missiles at Mach 14 than the US.

9,100 MPH. Uh huh.

I'm gettin' red dirt rich and flint river pay...

Esso posted on 2021-11-22 02:49:57   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Horse    To: Esso (#1)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sejjil

Mass 22.5 tonnes

Length 18.2 m[1]

Diameter 1.25 m[1]

Warhead 500-1500 kg[2]

Propellant Solid fuel

Operational range 2000[3]-2500 km (Hybrid mode 4500)

Maximum speed Mach 14 (4300 m/s)

Guidance system inertial - GPS

Accuracy 20 m

Horse posted on 2021-11-22 06:32:43   Reply   Private Reply

#3: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#1)

flint

They were building a new bridge over the interstate here near the hospital. They found some arrowheads and were thinking it might be an Indian burial ground. It turned out those were just some stray artifacts. Whew! ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-22 06:55:52   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#2)

Thanks for that source Horse. The Mach 14 seems to be a max velocity upon reentry into the atmosphere from a suborbital trajectory i.e. a fucking meteor. It's a basic solid rocket popgun.

As far as the 20M accuracy, better make that 20kM, at best. And a 1,500 mile range.

You never know, maybe that's the meteor that Langley is predicting to take out the Kameltoe.

Stranger things have happened. Look at the Zapruder films.

Esso posted on 2021-11-22 06:58:35   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#3)

I'm gonna tell you a little story about arrowheads...

My lawn guy is a short fellah. Probably about 5'4" the height of my ex- wife. I had this old funky apple tree near the West side of my fence. Johnny Appleseed probably planted the damn thing. His daughter that I call the squirt, 11 y/o is pretty short too, being 11 and all that. She has brown eyes, mine are supposedly hazel and change color depending on my mood between green and black. Well, Sling Blade's eyes are blue, as is his father's and mother's and his two siblings.

Well, get this, a couple Thursdays ago the transmission went out in his 4WD van that he tows his toy hauler with to do his DJ gig and he needed a truck to do it with to feed himself and the squirt with and stuff.

A few months ago, I gave Sling Blade a matched set of Remington rifles that were me and my wife's. I had my wife's cut down about seven inches overall by a gunsmith on Crescent Avenue so it fit my wife better.

OK, long story short, the gunsmith moved and a friend/coworker of my wife bought the gunsmith's joint and had a problem with the washing machine standpipe in the basement, and my wife, of course, called me into service, for free.

So, I start taking everything out of her kitchen sink cabinets upstairs and this chick comes home just as I'm taking her big-ass bong that was hidden in the back of the cabinet. She freaked out because my wife was her boss and was afraid that she'd get fired, so we fixed that problem, post-haste with a contract to give me me blow jobs at-will for two years.

Well, long story short, the guy from Roto-Rooter couldn't fix the problem, so his wife owed me BJs for another year.

Northside Plumbing came in and fixed the problem somehow, I think they charged money. Dumbasses.

Esso posted on 2021-11-22 07:44:09   Reply   Private Reply

#6: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#5)

and this chick comes home just as I'm taking her big-ass bong that was hidden in the back of the cabinet. She freaked out because my wife was her boss and was afraid that she'd get fired, so we fixed that problem, post-haste with a contract to give me me blow jobs at-will for two years.

Well, long story short, the guy from Roto-Rooter couldn't fix the problem, so his wife owed me BJs for another year.

ROTFLOL

When we worked the concerts we would mess with the Groupies. These were the people that loved the band but did not have connections to get back stage passes.

First we would tell them, "We might be able to get you back stage."

They would say, "Really?

And then we would tell them, "Yeah. And we might even let you speak into the microphone."

And the would say, "Wow!" ROTFLMAO!

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-22 07:57:53   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#6)

I'm glad you liked the story, B.

Esso posted on 2021-11-22 08:11:28   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Horse    To: Esso (#4)

The Iranians got their missiles from Russia. That is a 20 meter accuracy. As the article said, Iran has faster and better missiles than the US.

Horse posted on 2021-11-22 09:25:52   Reply   Private Reply

#9: StraitGate    To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#6)

There are ladies here, guys. Please avoid unprofitable obscenity.

StraitGate posted on 2021-11-22 10:14:32   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: StraitGate, 4um (#9)

There are ladies here, guys.

WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? IS IT MARSHA BLACKBURN? WHERE?

Please avoid unprofitable obscenity.

What the hell's that?

Esso posted on 2021-11-22 10:29:04   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#8)

C'mon Horse, I looked at the specs. There's noting to worry about. Really. I know a little about things that spurt through the air. We're ok.

Esso posted on 2021-11-22 10:36:45   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Horse    To: Esso (#11)

Israel will not attack Iran as long as the Iranians have far superior missiles. That is good.

Horse posted on 2021-11-22 11:02:05   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#12)

Israel will not attack Iran as long as the Iranians have far superior missiles. That is good.

Those solid rockets would get to Israel. I've got no problem with that.

Hand me the button, and that whole Middle East/N Africa shithole would be gone.

Esso posted on 2021-11-22 11:17:59   Reply   Private Reply

#14: BTP Holdings    To: StraitGate, Esso (#9)

There are ladies here, guys. Please avoid unprofitable obscenity.

Real ladies can tolerate a little horse play. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-22 16:13:14   Reply   Private Reply

#15: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#5)

blow jobs

That reminded me of a low alcohol shot back in the late 80s and early 90s. I didn't drink it, but a few ladies I knew sure did. LOL

www.liquor.com/recipes/blow-job/

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-22 16:26:11   Reply   Private Reply

#16: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#1)

9,100 MPH

I looked it up. You are not that far off. ;)

mach | mph

14.00 | 10,375

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-11-22 17:03:27   Reply   Private Reply